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Penclic R2 Ergonomic Pen Mouse

$83.99 from Amazon »

The pen is mightier than the mouse. At least for those of you who prefer the wrap-and-grip of your hand on the former to the lay-and-cup of it on the latter. So too might you like Penclic's assimilation of pen and mouse...

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Bullet Grinder

$9.99 from Goliath Industry »

This Bullet Grinder has 6 shots and 26 teeth, which is 5 more shots and 20 more teeth than the guy I played Russian Roulette with on Saturday....

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Gear Up for Spring Mystery Box Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Michael G. of Mechanicsburg, PA, winner of the Gear Up for Spring Mystery Box. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude...

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Raptor Platform XL Fishing Boat

$2,685 from Raptor Boats »

The Raptor Platform XL Fishing Boat is where I imagine Chris Farley would reside if he moved from his van down by onto a raft down on the river. The inflatable floatable is certainly a sight to behold, and maybe in a...

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Dark Nexus Throwing Knife Set

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Dark Nexus says they're throwing knives, but to me they look like part throwing knife, part knork! When zombie slayer target practice is over I think these snake-tongued blades will accompany me to the dinner table to...

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Heatbuff Keyboard Hand Warmer

$71 from Envavo »

Stuck gaming in the basement with nothing but a space heater and the warmth wafting from your CPU? Boss too cheap to tick the thermostat above 68 at the office? Hands so cold you feel like you're typing with the fingers...

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Handy Camel Bag Clip

$11.21 from Amazon »

Know what needs a Great. Big. Hug? Your bag of kitty litter. Your bag of BBQ charcoal. And the potting mix and ice melt. But if you don't like hugging and lugging your giant bags of home and garden crap around your home...

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Safe-T Designer Fire Extinguishers

$99 - $199 from Safe-T »

Even fire extinguishers have succumbed to the pressure of making every piece of crap I own stylized, customized, and personalized so that it's uniquely representative of ME! Saving lives and avoiding burning down my girlfriend's...

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$227.22 from Amazon »

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Skull Gas Fireplace Logs

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Time to surprise my girlfriend with a romantic night by the fire. And a romantic fire filled with human skull fireplace logs. Who knew bone made such fine kindling?...

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Boxwood Genius Hardwood Dice

$25 from Boxwood »

No pips? No pips?! Nope, no pips. Just the smooth, handsome richness of the hardwoods William Manke uses to craft his Genius Dice....

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Urchin Bean Bag Chair

$19,500 from Blackman Cruz »

The Urchin Bean Bag Chair. Just in case your BDSM bordello is missing a touch of magic from the sea. Designed by Ursula Blackman Cruz, this leather-upholstered lounger is certainly a standout in home decor. Some might...

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Edible Chocolate Candles

$9.99 from Vat 19 »

Edible Chocolate Candles are for when some little guy...or some little guy's Auntie She-Ra's boyfriend...gets a little too zealous about diving into the double chocolate with chocolate fudge and chocolate cookie crumbles...

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Ghostbusters Ghost Trap Wall Hooks

Gotta hang that Venkman jacket somewhere. The Ghostbusters Ghost Trap Wall Hooks store your coats and, check out the GIF, contain your keys so they don't wreak havoc on your

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Aumeo - Personalize the Sound of Your Headphones

$199 from Aumeo Audio »

Plug in your existing headphones to the Aumeo module and customize their output to suit your own ears' preferred input. Aumeo gives you the ability to tweak your audio until it syncs with your individual hearing sensitivity...

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$19.99 from Amazon »

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$2k from Amazon »

The June Intelligent Oven is the Oprah of skills: now YOU'RE a good cook...and YOU'RE a good cook...and YOU'RE a good cook! Yes, that's right, without training, practice, or talent June will make everyone think you're...

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$5.48 - $18.11 from Amazon »

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$35.31 from Amazon »

Turn any hat into a headlamp, any pair of pants into a party with the ClipMate USB, a rechargeable light that clips onto a variety of surfaces to shine the way hands-free in an equal variety of situations. Runners and...

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$8.95 from Amazon »

Children receive stickers for achievements such as pooping in the pot, getting straight A's, and coming in last (but participating!) Why shouldn't adults get some comparable adhesive words of affirmation when they done...

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$26.56 from Amazon »

No one will steal your lunch--or your maker tools, or your stash--ever again with T-Rex guarding it. The Dino Case from Suck UK uses the impenetrable strength of beastly prehistoric jaw to protect your most beloved PB&Js....

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Nuni Tortilla Toaster

$79.99 from Nuni »

I don't care how much I don't need a Nuni Tortilla Toaster, I need a Nuni Tortilla Toaster. Uno of all, tacos are the most delectable dish a human mind has ever conceived. Dos of all, when it's pissing rain outside, they...

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Nimuno Loops LEGO Compatible Adhesive Tape

$11 - $50 from indiegogo »

LEGO my Eggo. Really. Stick a strip of Nimuno Loops LEGO-compatible adhesive tape on your frozen waffle box, or maybe the plate you're serving them on, and go to LEGO town building a fortress none shall pass as you eat...

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$14.99 from Amazon »

D*ck in a Box is back! Just in time to dil-dole out some good times at the office and an April Fool's Day gift or two. Like many popular send-it-anonymously pranks, maker Witty Yeti will take a sworn oath to mail your...

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Nope Webcam Covers

$14.99 from Bungajungle »

Nope magnetic webcam covers are simple, low-profile, and nice looking privacy shields for your smartphone, tablet, iMac, Macbook, laptop, and desktop. Though they have way less flair than my personal choice of webcam...

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DropMix Music Mashup Game

DropMix creators Harmonix hope their card game that lets players mix popular songs in real time, and in competition with one another, will become the next Rock Band or Dance Central. And I guess they have a pretty good...

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$3,590 from Amazon »

Everyone and their dog can take a paddle 'round the water on Supflex's BigSup. This board is giant at 18' long x 7' wide, and has an equally giant load-bearing capacity of 1,550 pounds, which is 350 pounds more than the...

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Hideez Digital Key

$49 from Hideez »

The Hideez Key is your 9-gram knight in digital armor. The password storage and protection device uses Bluetooth (specifically RXP proximity profile of Bluetooth 4.0 Low Energy communication protocol) to sense and connect...

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Adult Hippity Hop Animal Balls

$49.99 - $59.98 from Amazon »

If my girlfriend agreed to Hippity Hop down the aisle on an Anna the Magical Unicorn Ball I might agree to propose to her. Haha, yeah you're right. No I wouldn't. That was a bad example. How about: if my co-workers agreed...

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$32.12 from Amazon »

I've used the Magna Cart to haul everything from my beer-filled cooler and portable grill, to giant boxes of old books the used book shop told me they didn't want either, to my girlfriend's fiddle leaf fig tree. Five...

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Grain Audio Wood On-Ear Headphones

$69.99 from Grain Audio »

Grain Audio chose wood as the medium for its fine purveyors of audio bliss for 3 reasons: sound; sight; and touch. (To complete the 5 senses quintet, I went ahead and smelled and licked my Grain PWS Bluetooth speaker...

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$19.97 from Amazon »

Like the slide, this flameless arc lighter is electric, so you can boogie-woogie-woogie through wind and rain, and without filling and refilling it with gas fluid. The long handle provides easier and safer access to hot...

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Lekue Silicone Bagel Mold

$20 from Amazon »

I! Love! Bagels! Ilovebagels. And I'm not even related to Oprah. But once Oprah sees this bagel mold I'm about to get from Lekue I bet she'll want to come over to boil bagels and schmear 'em up with me like we're cousins...

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Hushme Voice Mask & Muffler for Mobile Phones

$149 - $189 from Hushme »

The Hushme is like the Baby Muzzle for adults! Of course, they spin it that the (Bane-approved!) voice mask and muffler serves wearers and their privacy while taking phone calls in public, not that it protects all the...

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Damascus Steel Folding Coin Knife

$49.98 from Huckberry »

The curators at Huckberry have partnered with the bladesmiths at BucknBear to add every gumball machine's favorite knife to their Damascus EDC collection. The BNB Coin Knife features a distinctive Damascus-style arced...

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Felt Stone Area Rugs

$135.87 - $2,119.57 from Etsy »

These felt stone area rugs and mats are an optical illusion! They look like a path of hard, smooth rocks, but are actually ultra-soft, textured rounds of merino sheep and llama wool. Oh man, now I'm torn. Should I put...

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Butter Savers

$13.01 - $13.66 from Amazon »

My girlfriend loves it when I slice off a hunk of butter and then just kind of slap whatever wrapper remnants the knife didn't cut off back over the exposed end before putting the stick back in the fridge. The next time...

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Bubble Cocktail glasses are invertible domes of drinkware, transparent globes you can fill with your favorite tinctures and accents, and then flip upside down to balance and present on their silicone stoppers. Why? Because...

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$15.28 from Amazon »

Welcome to Circ de Saw-lay, where IDL Tools' acrobatic strongman will slice through slabs of wood and pipes of PVC, fold itself completely in half to form a compact little disc, and slip onto your tool belt, teeth covered...

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The High Knife

The High Knife is all about getting high on life. But it can't encompass every facet of your life's joys and gratifications, so the Swiss Army Knife-style multi-tool has chosen to focus on a particular category of them:...

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$6.61 from Amazon »

Think of a mini attachment kit for your existing vacuum as a more dynamic, more effective, and way, way more adorable way to clean out the crevices of your computer keyboard, electronics, and car consoles than compressed...

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The WOZZ Spinning Top

$50 - $64 from Kickstarter »

WOZZ up, WOZZ shakin', and most of all, WOZZ spinning at 10000 rpm, dude? The WOZZ Top doesn't just nail its pirouettes, it hits them fast. And at up to 30 minutes of run time with the steel piece, it hits them long....

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Bel Aire Outdoor Fireplace

$988.79 from Amazon »

Add some crackle to your back yard with Sunjoy's Bel Aire Outdoor Fireplace. The freestanding unit is modeled after an indoor fireplace, with a mantle and chimney to add ambience to patio parties and lounge sessions...

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Vusion House Racer - FPV Indoor Racing Drone

$179.99 from RISE »

I like the idea the Vusion House Racer has in that gallery image of the little drone parked inside the refrigerator. Ready to fly out and greet my girlfriend when she opens the door. With the camera running and my FPV...

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Arctic Monsoon Instant Pop Up Tent

$74.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

While I'm not sure if this pop-up tent is suitable for either the arctic or a monsoon, I do appreciate that it really does appear to set up and break down in an instant. Well, at least the tent part does. If you want...

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Solaris Lockstone Fragrance Bracelets

$49.18 - $79.93 from Vanacci »

Sexes, styles, and personas collide in the Solaris Lockstone braceleta. These pieces give a nod to the night sky encircling wrists with a choice of dark and dreamy semi-precious stones leading to a series of personal...

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Cut-Resistant Kevlar Sleeves

$25.99 from Amazon »

I was surprised at how many of the reviews for cut-resistant Kevlar sleeves aren't from motorcyclists, welders, mechanics, or even landscapers, but from pet groomers, cat owners, and, uh, people who work with the elderly...

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$11.99 from MeetIDEA »

Snazz up and deck out your car with the AutoBot, a smartphone holder that latches into your air vent, and expands / contracts to grip any iPhone or Android up to 7". Like this....