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Dried Japanese Blowfish Fins

Fugu is what they call blowfish or pufferfish in Japan. It's also the name they use for the dish licensed chefs make from the adorable Dizzy Gillespie of the sea. And that's licensed not just as chefs, but specifically...

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Go F Yourself Condom Card

$9.99 - $12.99 from FunnyCondoms.com »

I can think of many people to whom I'd like to send a Go F Yourself card (complete with packaged condom for carrying out the act!) but one dude stands out like a glowing beacon bobbing amidst the sea of the rest. How...

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Le Loup Multi-Tool

$15.21 - $45.62 from N-Product »

Here's why I'm showing you yet another multi-tool: because one look at the Le Loup Multi-Tool reminds me that winter...is here. Which! Means that summer...is coming. And in 2017, summer brings the premiere of Game of...

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SnapPower Guidelight

$159.99 from Amazon »

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Navage Nasal Irrigation System

$129.95 from Amazon »

If the Neti Pot sinus cleaner requires a little too much manual labor for your clogged-up head's liking, check out the Navage, a battery-operated automatic nasal irrigator. Instead of the Neti's gravity-conducted movement...

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Little Rooster Alarm Clock Vibrator

$89 from Amazon »

Oh (face) no, the rooster's crowing (buzzing) already?! Come (yes, please) on! Do I really have to get up (off)? I hear you, ladies. It's a brutal world of mornings, alarms, and orgasms we live in. I'll keep my fingers...

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Onyx Unlimited Range Walkie Talkies

$189.99 - $199.99 from Amazon »

Onyx seeks total communication domination. With clip of a stylish speaker and the touch of a button. With unlimited convo invitees and an unlimited range between them. With...an internet connection and an app. Yeah, pretty...

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The Ridge Slim Front Pocket Wallets

$45 - $105 from The Ridge »

Don't let overstuffed, bulging bi-folds infiltrate your pockets! Fight the Costanza Effect! Get on the Ridge! The Ridge slim front pocket wallets highlight 2 EDC must-haves, simplicity and compactness, across a line of...

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Kingpin Desktop Mini Bowling Alley

$39.95 from Sky Innovations »

Metal pins, metal ball. I can think of a lot of things that would probably get a strike if I got my hands on a miniature desktop bowling alley. Cornelius, dude, it was an accident! I swear, the ramp for this ball is more...

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Panama Banana Lounger & Soccer Goal

Net a few kicks with the round one, and then recover from the exertion with the cold one in Agota Rimsaite's Panama Banana, a soccer goal that turns 90 degrees into a hammock-style rocking lounger. Throw in a side of...

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$248.95 - $338.95 from Amazon »

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$20.49 from Amazon »

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$247.49 from Amazon »

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Roll-uh-Bowl Big Rub Foldable Waterpipe

$49.99 from Roll-uh-Bowl »

Previously on Ways to Smoke Things: Roll-uh-Bowl establishes itself as your foldable, portable, indestructible bong on the go. On this episode the silicone waterpipe shows how its grown. Matured. Going king-size to become...

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$14.99 - $15.99 from Amazon »

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Blake McFarland Tire Sculptures

And I thought using old tires for Cross-Fit training and Tough Mudder obstacle courses was a nice way to recycle. But when artist Blake McFarland hauls the landfill-bound tires he finds into his studio, he doesn't use...

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$24.99 from Amazon »

A laser level for pinpoint scale, an 8' measuring tape for...8' of spatial knowledge, and a 58% discount for justification for buying it. The Handy Laser Level & Measuring Tape goes with a "3-pronged approach" that combines...

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$129.85 from Amazon »

In America, there is no better way to share your love, hate, political leanings, religious beliefs, and philosophical musings than the rear end of your car. (Well, except Facebook.) Talelight makes bumper sticker expressionism...

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$27.21 from Amazon »

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$324.99 from Amazon »

It's winter, it's dark, football's almost over, I think it's time for a hot tub. To soak away my sorrows and boredom. And maybe deliver a little muscle therapy to that bit of my back I tweaked trying to grab my razor...

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Ullo Sulfite Remover & Wine Aerator

$79.95 from Wine Enthusiast »

But Ullo, the best part about a night of free-flowing bottles of cheap red wine is the cranial eruption I feel building in my sinuses the next morning! Why would I want to filter out the sulfites responsible for it*?...

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Hex House Flat Pack Shelter

$10 - $5k from Architects for Society »

If I were Architects for Society I might consider renaming the Hex House something that sounds a little less like the witchcraft or evil forces that many who have had their homes destroyed by disaster believe caused said...

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$27.99 - $58.99 from Amazon »

After wrecking one too many real cars and getting banned from the road, Toonces the Driving Cat went into the make-believe business and developed this line of cat houses for Suck UK. Sure, "piloting" a cardboard airplane...

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Bogui Clik Wallet

$42.99 from KeySmart »

The Bogui Clik is like an Altoids mint box for your cards and cash. The minimalist aluminum wallet has just enough space to secure your 8 most precious cards in an RFID-blocking front slot, and a slide a few bills into...

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QuickShoeLace One-Handed Laces

$15 from QuickShoeLace »

Look, Ma! One hand! The QuickShoeLace one-handed lacing system brings convenience to adults, and an alternative to Velcro straps that will inevitably get gunked up with dust and food and boogers to kids who can't tie...

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The CouchCoaster

$19.95 from CouchCoaster »

The CouchCoaster: Because you could throw your back out reaching all the way to the coffee table to get your beer....

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Backflow Incense Burners

$25 - $299 from Amazon »

OK, She-Ra: Princess of Power, I will get you a cascading waterfall of burning incense for Valentine's Day if you promise not to use the thing as a cauldron and Double, double toil and trouble a hex on me when you find...

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Hyper(boloid) Beads Kit

$30.85 from Grand Illusions »

Aside from a supersized fidget toy or a DIY project to do with the kids on a rainy Sunday afternoon there isn't a real practical reason to put together a Hyper Beads Kit. But once the rolling symbol of infinity is finished...

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MicFlip Fully-Reversible Micro USB Cable

$13.99 from WinnerGear »

Can I get a MicFlip 2...sided? Rather than twisting and fumbling and warping the metal edging of your micro USB cable during plug-in, grab a MicFlip and let the world's first reversible micro USB cable slide into your...

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NiteSpecs LED Reading Glasses

$19.95 from Amazon »

Would you rather look like a big ol' nerd or read like a blind ol' bat? Choose the former and NiteSpecs will slide on over the helices of your ears to give your eyes both the magnification and the illumination they need...

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PenSimple - The Ultimate Grinder

$69 from PenSimple »

PenSimple can't deliver a drop of ink to paper, but who cares? Once you use the portable herb grinder to dispense a round of green you're not going to have the focus or fine motor skills to write anything down anyway....

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Adorne Pop-Out Outlet

$42.99 from Amazon »

What is it they say, "Once you pop, you can't stop?" This Pop-Out Outlet from Legrand's Adorne collection is definitely the Pringles of the electrical fittings world. The hideaway outlet has plugs on 3 of its 4 cubical...

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Bripe Coffee Brew Pipe

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Sherlock Holmes approved. The Bripe is a nifty mashup of a coffee brewer and a pipe (and a less nifty mashup of the words "brewer" and "pipe.") You can use it both to percolate your grounds beans and then slurp up the...

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$119.99 - $199.99 from Amazon »

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The Traxedo - Tuxedo Track Suits

$23.58 - $89.99 from Amazon »

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Know Brainer - The Thinker's Coffee Creamer

$18 from Amazon »

Know Brainer hops on the food trend train--you know, paleo locomotive pulling ketogenic, intermittent fasting, Whole 30, and gluten-free boxcars--to bring us this "thinker's" coffee creamer. The individual, portion-controlled...

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Flow Smart Air Quality Tracker

French envirotech company Plume Labs debuted the Flow at CES 2017, and hopes to make the personal air quality tracker available later this year to any of you interested in knowing and reducing your exposure to air pollution....

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$29.50 from Amazon »

Whole wheat in the toaster, bacon in the...other toaster, a yank of the iceberg, a slice of the tomato, and mmmm. BLTeee-licious. Without turning on the stove or getting popped in the eye with a grease BB....

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$8.60 - $11 from GARY »

GARY prevents your earphones and cables from twisting, tangling, knotting, crimping, and spiraling into entropy. Yes, GARY is an organizer of wires. But according to its creators, it isn't just your average organizer...

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$9.99 - $14.99 from Amazon »

For all the ladies out there who want a unicorn. And the ones who want pure gold. And especially those who claim their shit don't stink. Now you can have it all. From proper posture poop stool maker Squatty Potty comes...

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$17.43 from Amazon »

The title What Doesn't Kill Us: How Freezing Water, Extreme Altitude and Environmental Conditioning Will Renew Our Lost Evolutionary Strength pretty much does it for a synopsis of investigative journalist Scott Carney's...

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Whiskey Bones - T-Rex Skull Chilling Stones

$29.99 from Apollo »

Chill your whiskey to the bone, and be the envy of all at the next paleo* party with this pair of T-Rex skull liquor stones. The artistes at Apollo Box hand carve the chillers from granite, which they say remains odorless...

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Kramstein Modern Beer Steins

$40 - $50 from Kramstein »

According to creator Dan Cram, the Kramstein was created out of necessity. Because, "Sipping on bottles is for babies." And, "Drinking mead from a wine glass will get you a one-way ticket to Helheim." And the steins available...

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Divided By Zero Watches

$85 - $125 from DBZ Timepieces »

The power of science has helped to create a lot of natural and artificial wonders. But have you ever heard of scientific design before? For its Divided By Zero Alpha and Beta series watches, DBZ brought in mathematicians...

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DDASUMI Bed Tents

$95 from Amazon »

A DDASUMI Bed Tent provides the best of both worlds: the comfort and coziness of your own bed and the fresh air and starry skies of the great...wait. No. No outdoor air or stars. Just the polyester, temperamental poles...

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HeroMods 3D Printed Superhero Bro Pack Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Nathan K. of Akron, PA, winner of the HeroMods 3D Printed Superhero Bro Pack. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or...

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Taxidermy Animal Drones

When I first read about, but hadn't yet seen, Copter Company's taxidermy animal drones I though they just sounded kinda goofy. Then I got a look at the Orvillecopter here. A spread-eagle taxidermied quad-cat-ter flying...

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The Grypmat

$30 - $70 from Grypshon Industries »

I hate it when my tools keep sliding off the nose of the F-16 fighter jet I'm working on! Tom Burden, a mechanic in the US Air Force, developed the Grypmat because that lucky SOB actually had this problem. Maybe you do...