Asobu Frosty Beer 2 Go Bottle & Can Cooler

$29.99 from Amazon »

As I sit here enjoying some nice 15-degree weather, all I can think is, How am I going to keep my beer as icy as my entire body is right now in 6 months? A simple search produces the answer: Asobu's Frosty Beer 2 Go...

Tree Bookshelves

$451.21 - $1,665.05 from Etsy »

Trees become...trees in BespOak Interiors' tree bookshelves, unique and handmade wall-mounted units that are themselves as much of a display as the items you'll store on them...

Whalecum Mat

$30 from Whalecum »

Whalecum, my friends. We have nothing but whalecum for you in this house. Spermy the Whale gives a gushing "Hello!" to all guests who cross the threshold in this delightful Whalecum Mat...

Toddler Tamers Leashless Child Ankle Weight System

$7.48 from Amazon »

Those who balk at parents who harness and leash up their impulsive, wriggly, wandering toddlers, here ya go. Toddler Tamers eliminate the dog-owner aesthetic from an otherwise really effective child minding tactic. Instead...

Gentleman's Comb

The Gentleman's Comb comes to us from Goodworth & Co. and, like the company's Best Wishes Key, reminds us exactly what can be in a name. Here, it's an ornate and gentlemanly embossed brass comb for keeping your locks...

Levitating X Beer Cup

$144.99 from Levitating X »

Whoa, it costs a pretty penny to float a beer with a Levitating X. But if you're really into your brews, and the idea of floating a beer also floats your boat, this hovering, spinning spectacle of a beer cup might be...

The Wand - Hangover-Preventing Wine Filter

$24.99 from Amazon »

I got classy at a recent holiday party and drank wine all night. She-Ra: Princess of Power told me the next day it was "the cheapest, nastiest Malbec they're probably legally allowed to sell. Like a bottle of backwash...

YakTrax Walk Traction Cleats

$9.93 - $18 from Amazon »

As much as I love bloopers videos of people slipping on ice and biting it in snowy winter weather, I don't love it when the subject of such videos is me. YakTrax are traction cleats that slip on over your outdoor shoes...

Zanco tiny t1 - World's Smallest Mobile Phone

$40 - $52 from Zanco »

The tiny t1 is a mobile phone smaller than just one of the thumbs I'm holding up right now to show my approval of it. Creator Zanco has crowned it the World's Smallest Mobile Phone and, unlike the World's Smallest Violin...

One-Touch Automatic Cake Mixer & Baker

$149.99 from Amazon »

Auto-Tune, Auto-Correct, and now, Auto-Cake! The best auto of them all! Gourmia says its Cake Maker Pro is an automatic cake baker that will both mix up your bundt or devil's food ingredients, and then cook them to "yummy...

Uncommon Carry Mini Toothpick Crossbows

$27.99 - $47.99 from Uncommon Carry »

Uncommon Carry's toothpick crossbows take picking your teeth to whole new, exciting, and interactive (!) levels. Or, more likely, serve as the foundations for your next cubicle warfare battle, and the keys to knocking...

Japanese Fish Pancake Maker

$33.14 from Amazon »

Not only can the Taiyaki Japanese Fish-shaped pancake maker mold piping hot cakes in the shape of fine finned friends, it can mold piping hot cakes stuffed with custard, chocolate, or cheese! or filled with ice cream!...

Ember Temperature Control Mug

$159.95 from Amazon »

Too hot? Too cold? If it's in the Ember you have only yourself to blame. The Ember temperature control mug pairs a simple to-go coffee or tea container design with a septuplet of temperature sensors, a rapid cooling system...

Darth Vader Samsung POWERbot Vacuum

$666.06 from Amazon »

Though I'd describe Darth Vader's breathing as labored at best, Samsung swears their Star Wars limited edition Vader POWERbot vacuum has 20 times more suction power than earlier Samsung robotic models. I guess it runs...

Pet Teepee Dog & Cat Bed

$39.99 - $69.99 from Amazon »

Is the name of the dog in this Pet Teepee "Little Dove?" That's adorrrrrable! It's also what Cersei Lannister used to call Sansa Stark, so I hope that pup grows up and grows fangs faster than the Lady of Winterfell...

Brewed2Burn Candles

$22.95 - $24.95 from Amazon »

Ladies love candles and men love beer, so a Brewed2Burn creation that combines candles with the essence of popular and seasonal beers should be the perfect gift for manly women and girly men!...

Hellraiser Lamp

$251.35 from Etsy »

If you were to come face-to-face with Pinhead from Hellraiser would you rather it be in the light or the dark? Grab yourself one of Omulamp's Hellraiser Lamps and you can try out both options. Day in, and day out. Forever...

Gravitational Displacemats

$25 from Moma Store »

Hey, it's a trick placemat! Either that or a new line of cast iron dishes and silverware. Nah, it's the placemat. The Gravitational Displacemat, as they're called. These optical illusions for the dinner table add a few...

Blitzen Vehicle Rooftop Beverage Chiller

Want some Roof Hootch? Harness up a Blitzen, and you'll be one short drive away. Blitzen is a rooftop beverage chiller that combines the powers of cold weather and your commute to form a most innovative take on refrigeration...

The Last Jedi: Life-Sized Interactive Porg Plush

$24.99 from Amazon »

Even if you hate The Last Jedi's porgs, if you're a parent you're probably gonna have to buy some porg-related porg thing for your kids. And this life-sized interactive porg plush is probably the one they'll want most...

25inch Inflatable You

$30 from 25inch.me »

25inch is blow-up doll meets...your face. Is it cool or weird to own a 2-foot-tall inflatable replica of yourself? If you think cool, 25inch.me invites you to grab your favorite headshot and upload it for transformation...

Activ5 Portable Strength Training Device

$159.90 from Amazon »

With Activ5 you can build strength and muscle by sitting around and not moving. A catch? Of course there's a catch! There always is. Activ5 is an isometric-based strength trainer - you don't have to move, but you do have...

Taco Bar Serving Platter

$48.02 from Amazon »

I was just thinking about fitness. ... Fit'ness XL plate of tacos I got for lunch in my mouth! Wish I had a Taco Bar serving dish filled with salsa and jalapenos and sour cream instead of the 3 puny little plastic cups...

Tabletop Electric Air Hockey Table

$53.34 from Amazon »

What happens after the last gift is unwrapped? Family Face-Off with Sport Squad's tabletop electric air hockey table! For those who can't swing an EZ Ice backyard hockey rink this year, the Sport Squad HX40 might be the...