Keon V1 Runner's Key Ring

$15 from Shapeways »

It won't give you superpowers, but it will hold your house key. So says David Tsai of his clever 3D-printed brainchild, the Keon V1. It may look like a warped Omega character, but if you're a runner this armed ring could...

Pan DE Pop! Up! Panda Bread Cutter

$10.08 from Amazon »

One discerning observation the Japanese have made is that Americans don't eat enough pandas. And while bureaucratic export regulations and some malarkey about endangered species have prevented them from selling panda...

Lying Down Laptop Stand

This Japanese piece of brilliance, the Super Gorone Desk, is going to do wonders for the angles and positions from which I can watch porn in bed. And the lying down laptop stand looks like it adjusts for seated positions...

The Camping Doughnut

Ooh, a tent that looks like one of those obstacle course tubes I used to crawl through in gym class and the fat kids used to get stuck in crawling through in gym class. The Camping Doughnut, an easily collapsible and...

PIPEMUGs

$49.99 - $59.99 from ZANG! »

Genius evolves again. The Sola e Sola or, as I like to call it, the Coffee & a Smoke Cup was pretty sweet when we saw it in 2012. But ZANG!'s PIPEMUGs know that 2015 calls for more than just a tiny espresso and a stick...

Monsters in America Map

Monsters in America: A Cryptozoological Map of the United States provides descriptions and locations of origin for beasts ranging from the Jersey Devil, Bigfoot, Mothman, and Chupacabra to Shunka Warakin, Caddy, the Honey...

Panorama Bluetooth Speaker

$24.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The Panorama isn't just another portable Bluetooth speaker with a 30' range for streaming calls and music. Well, OK, it sort of is, but it's is also this: available for 77% off its retail price from Dude Exclusives. That's...

Paintball Airow Gun with Infinite Edge Bow

$479.95 from Amazon »

We previously showed you the Airow Gun paintball attachment for bows, but if you're willing to shell out a little extra, this .68 caliber Airow Gun paintball kit will provide the same arsenal-hurling services, with a...

Chocolution Exploration Kits

$39.99 from ThinkGeek »

One swell habit I developed over the holiday season was eating large quantities of food. Particularly those containing bacon and chocolate (usually separately, but sometimes together). So my New Year's Resolution is to...

Peek-a-Boo Baby Maternity Shirts

$22.90 - $29.99 from Etsy »

Happy 2015! Who had a New Year's baby? More importantly, who made a New Year's baby? For the second group, high-fives and peek-a-boo maternity shirts all around! (Or, if this comes as an unfortunate surprise, my condolences...

Soak 'N' Wet Dunk Tank

$239.99 from Amazon »

It's like an inverted Polar Bear Plunge. And the Soak 'N' Wet Dunk Tank would be the perfect way to sober up after New Year's Eve. Also ideal for making your friend Cornelius regret having passed out in your front entry...

Bendy & Sturdy MicroUSB Cables

$13.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Bendy and soft, yet sturdy and resilient. Sounds like the kind of girl I'd sure like to meet tonight. My likely consolation prize: all of those characteristics stuffed into a 3-pack of USB charging cables from PhoneRumble....

Kobayashi Mug

$15.59 from Firebox.com »

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that...he's gone....

Prime Time Watch

$42.95 from Amazon »

Algebra geeks and numbers freaks rejoice: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild has divided the clock face and devised a watch just for you. The Prime Time Watch depicts time solely through prime numbers. Where the digits...

Garmin Foretrex Hiking GPS

$189 from Amazon »

Not that I really want to go outside at all until June rolls back around, but if in February Bear Grylls were to invite me on a televised trekking adventure like he did Deion Sanders, I would probably get Garmin's Foretrex...

orbiTouch Keyless Keyboard & Mouse

$389 from Amazon »

Now this orbiTouch contraption looks easy to use. It's a keyless keyboard and mouse combination that requires no more effort than forgetting everything you've ever learned about the QWERTY layout and reconditioning yourself...

BowBlade Smartphone Bow Simulator

Get the BowBlade, plus a host of other Dude Exclusives 2014 top sellers, for an additional 5% off their already discounted prices. Use the code DUDE2014 at checkout until 9:00 p.m. ET on December 31, 2014. Visit the Dude...

Champagne Sabre

$149.95 from Amazon »

Sure, any jackass can sabre open a bottle of Champagne with a kitchen knife. But if I'm going to try that, I may as well just lay my fingers on the sidewalk and chop them off. Save bloodying up my mama's kitchen and wasting...

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Volcanic Basalt Fiber Hanging Chairs

$1,918 - $3,517 from Etsy »

Latvian artist Girts Smelters began his volcanic basalt fiber furniture startup about 4 years ago in his country's capitol city of Riga. Today, his wickeresque hanging chairs have found homes everywhere from Google and...

Diamond Skull Rings

$680 - $4,700 from Etsy »

Diamond skull rings for the alternative crowd. For those who want to emphasize the 'Til death do us part part. For all the neurosurgeons and forensic anthropologists out there. Armed with a Metalsmithing degree from the...

Analog Wood Watches

$149.99 from Analog Watch Co. »

Upcycling and eco-friendly practices are fast becoming commonplace in the design world. Sometimes even with results that aren't an abomination to the eye. Like Analog Watch Co.'s wood watches, which, on the contrary...

Garage Beacon Smartphone Door Opener

$69.95 from Garage Beacon »

The Garage Beacon claims to turn your smartphone into an automatic garage door remote. I think this is a pretty good idea. Because I remember driving places with my grandpa when I was boy of 5 or 6. I'd sit in the car...

SoundRacer - Sports Car Engine Effects

$44.99 from SafeWireless »

What childish fool would want to make his Ford Escort sound like a Ferrari 512?...

Gorilla Torch with Wrappable Legs

$29.95 from Amazon »

Huh. A gorilla that looks like an octopus and acts like a koala bear. And by comparison, the new Gorilla Torch 100 is to its predecessor as King Kong is to an eastern lowland silverback: over 50% brighter, significantly...

Philips Sunrise Simulation Alarm Clock

$69.99 from Amazon »

I'll still probably want to Monkey Fist Philips' Wake-up Light to East Jesus when it begins its simulation of the sunrise at 10:30 each morning, but maybe the gradual brightening of my basement lair will remove some of...

Magnetic Wristband

$18 from Amazon »

Magwear has created a Magnetic Wristband for handymen, seamstresses, tinkerers, and people digging lost assembly parts from Christmas morning out of the carpet to use in their maker/builder/cleaner upper pursuits. The...

Akrapovic Full Moon Concept Motorcycle

Akrapovic teamed with Slovenian Dreamachine Motorcycles to design its Full Moon concept bike, a motorcycle that seems to share contemporary pop music's obsession with disproportionately large rear ends....

The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse

$13.83 from Amazon »

In addition to The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse can I get one called The Art of Fighting Indigestion through Christmas Day? From my mama's cinnamon rolls and egg casserole at breakfast to the 6-pack of...

OM/ONE Levitating Bluetooth Speaker

$179.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Note: This deal is for a PRE-ORDER of the OM/ONE levitating Bluetooth speaker. All customers who place their orders by January 7, 2015 will receive their speaker by January 30, 2015....

The Cave Inflatable Tent

$615 from Hemiplanet »

I used to climb on a structure shaped like HEIMPLANET's Cave on the playground when I was kid. The Dome of Death me and Cornelius and Victor called it, on account of our attempts to knock off anyone who tried to use it...

Scented Peanut Butter Blossom Necklace

$27.99 from Perpetual Kid »

Peanut Butter Blossoms. They've been a standard in my mama's Christmas cookie repertoire for as long as I've had enough teeth to eat Christmas cookies. I think that basically makes me an expert on what they're supposed...

Ghostbusters Ghost Trap Phone Case

$26.04 - $35.40 from Red Bubble »

I don't know. My phone acts possessed enough without a Ghostbusters ghost trap encasement. The last thing I need on top of frozen screens, 30-minute battery lives, and misfired text messages sent via my right butt cheek...

6' MFi-Certified iOS Lightning Cable

This lightning cable for charging iOS and Android devices is 6' long. That's great news for the 80% of my city's population that plug their phones into random dusty corner outlets in bars and restaurants and waiting rooms...

World's Largest Box of Nerds Candy

$19.99 from Amazon »

This looks healthy. A little grand finale to the Christmas ham and candied yams? (And apple pie, fudge, half a dozen of those Corn Flake cookies dyed green and shaped like wreaths....) The World's Largest Box of Nerds...

The Knockout Beer/Water/Gravity Bong

$30 from The Knockout »

I used to prefer my knockouts served as Fireball shots and right hooks, but this Knockout, a new twist on the beer bong, might leave those standards unconscious and bleeding from the ear on the floor. Designed for attachment...

PowerCube Outlet Expander

$17.95 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The PowerCube is like a power strip, without the ugly, space-consuming strip part. It also adds a pair of USB ports to its trio of 3-prongs. The compact, inconspicuous outlet expander was designed so that inserted plugs...

MudBlade Shoe Scraper

$9.75 from Unikia »

Sure you could use a knife to clean the caked dirt and gunk out of the crevices of your shoes. You could also use a knife to clean the caked dirt and gunk out from under your fingernails. But it's probably not the best...

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SOLOSHOT2 Robot Cameraman

Giveaway: SOLOSHOT2 Robot Cameraman

Film sporting events, daredevil stunts, and scenes from the bedroom without the shakes, the blurs, or losing the action just before the big score. Enter to win a SOLOSHOT2, your personal robot cameraman! A $399 value!...

Femme Fatale Ring Gun

Ladies with a vendetta, or a penchant for jewelry that also serves as a weapon, I'm afraid you can't buy the Femme Fatale Ring Gun. (Unless the person who paid $11,350 for it at auction would be willing to sell it to...

Screwpop Lighter Holder

$11.95 from Amazon »

Screwpop makes a whole series of "clipable" keychain (and zipper and belt loop) tools, but if the Lighter Holder fills its role in life as intended, I would deem it one of the simplest, yet most impressive feats of engineering...

The Golden Douchebag Trophy

$7.99 from Perpetual Kid »

You want tidings of comfort and joy? Well here you go: Merry Christmas, you old Golden Douchebag, you....

Cryptex USB Flash Drive

Sold Out from Amazon »

If Justin Nevins' Cryptex Security Boxes are out of your justifiable price range, Stanislav Tatarinov has another take on the Cryptex theme that might appeal to both your aesthetic and fiscal sensibilities: a Cryptex...

The Siege Lantern

$35.75 from Amazon »

When the tent's a-rockin', don't go a-knockin'. Bombard them with 360 degrees of extreme LED brightness instead. Right, Pop? The Siege Lantern from Streamlight boasts 5 x C4 power LEDs that output 340 lumens of light....

Holiday Gift Guide: For the Eleventh Hour

Ye draggers of the gluteus maximus out there may not be relegated to--gasp!--leaving your house and buying holiday gifts in person just yet. Below we have accumulated a few non-sucky mail-order offerings that, at printing...

Benchmade Contego Folding Knife

$182.75 from Amazon »

"Contego" is Spanish for "protect" or "shield." Which is ironic since my first order of business, were I to own Bechmade's Contego Folding Knife, would be to use it to tear through others' supposed shields. Boxes from...

The Elements: A Visual Exploration

$11.27 - $23.57 from Amazon »

Paging through The Elements: A Visual Exploration of Every Known Atom in the Universe is almost like going on an acid trip. Bright colors, textured images, constant enlightenment. And when you're finished with it, you...

Portable Tow Truck

$39.99 from Amazon »

Maybe you like to ski, or build snowmen, or throw balls of ice at punk little kids who give your mama's pristinely white front yard a lawn job. Me, I'm not into any of those things. I think winter sucks. And the suckiest...

Batman S&M Mask

$650 from Bob Basset »

Well I guess it's technically the "Batman Mask As It Could Be in 1920" according to designer Bob Basset, but look at that laced-up backside. And its ingredients: leather; brass; and mesh. I think this Dark Knight has...