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Barn Door Shower Curtain

$30.69 from Amazon »

Country boys, take the barn door with you and curtain it right across your shower rod when you leave the family farm for the big city this fall. This door might have a little more polyester it in that your typical pine...

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Casper Dog Mattress

$125 - $225 from Casper »

Remember the Casper? Or should I say, the Hug & Bounce Mattress? Now your dog can get his game--and by game I mean 18 hours of sleep per day--on too with Casper's version Canine of their pressure-relieving memory and...

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Goliath Titanium 5-Piece Herb Grinder

$10.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Goliath Industry has 49 diamond-shaped, diamond-hard teeth for you. Their 5-piece grinder is a premium herbal pastime accessory that can gnaw any herb into a smooth blend free of twigs and seeds....

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Bevometer Counting Koozies

$10.99 from Amazon »

The Bevometer is terrific for tailgating because it will let you know this is actually your 8th can of Vitamin R (that's Rainier Beer--you're welcome, Seahawks fans) in 2 hours of prefunking when you thought it was just...

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Octopus End Table

$803 from Amazon »

Good evening, Sir, I am Mr. Belv-octo-dere. Humbled to be at your service. Yep, that's right. This octopus wants to be your table. He wants to balance your beer and slices of MeatZZa perfectly level all day, all evening...

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Viking Beer Horn Glass with Stand

$96.56 from Amazon »

Yeah, this glass beer horn technically has a stand that will hold it in between sips, but we all know real men take the beer by the horn and drink it 'til it's gone!...

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100% Copper Audio Blast Earbuds

$29.99 from 1 Voice NYC »

I'm pretty sure copper falls square on the list of things my mama warned me against shoving into my ear when I was a kid, but...these copper earbuds are so ballin', Mama!...

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Spy Tec Real Time GPS Tracker

$69.95 from Amazon »

No good can come of consumers using 100% accurate real-time GPS tracking...except monthly subscription rates as low as $25 with no contract or activation fees! "Yahtzee!" says my Aunt Jan. Oh cousin Ricky, you poor bastard....

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The Dark Knight Batpod

$80k - $106k from Prop Store »

This Batpod is real--one of six special effects dude Chris Corbould made for The Dark Knight and The Dark Knight Rises movies--and it's up for auction beginning September 27, 2016. You might want to think twice about...

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Voyager Insulated Meal Management Bag

$224 - $299.99 from Amazon »

If you're prepared to mule up, 6 Pack Fitness will make sure you never miss a macro again. In addition to the standard compartments for a laptop and EDC accessories for your workday, their Voyager 500 Backpack contains...

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Parrot Disco Drone

$899.99 from Amazon »

The Parrot Disco. Sounds like something fabulous opening in Vegas this fall. Looks like a big, boring black-and-white drone. But what it lacks in physical flash, Parrot's new fixed-wing flyer promises to make up for in...

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MDK9 Dog Haus

$3,650 from RAH:DESIGN »

Axel here turned his nose up at the first house his owner Rahil Taj bought him, demanding something "less Peanuts and more Frank Lloyd Wright, dude. You know, clean lines, dramatic angles. And can we show some creativity...

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Wilson X Connected Football

$149.99 from Amazon »

For the four of you out there who would rather collect your own stats than your fantasy team's, the Wilson X Connected Football offers another way to feel like you're part of the NFL. Using the accompanying app you'll...

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Ka-Bar Tactical Spork

$13.70 from Amazon »

See, it's a fork-spoon combo up top with a...knife!...that pulls out from the handle. And--and!--it's black. Ka-Bar's Tactical Spork is a tactical tool for tactical eating if I've ever seen one. Imagine the stealth and...

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Table Top Charcoal Grill

$59.98 from Amazon »

Anyone out there expecting a Labor Day BBQ that's not going to be rained out or celebrated under a thick, grisly, old-musty-bedspread-from-the-Motel-6 cover of clouds? Well then. Pin a rose on your nose, and set a Char-Griller...

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Bastron B9 Glass Bluetooth Keyboard

$129.99 from Bastron »

Look, it's a keyboard as beautiful as the words I'm going to type on it. "Sumptuous." "Ephemeral." "Aurora borealis." "Boobies."...

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BullToro Men's Analog Watch

$395 from Amazon »

This watch is such a formidable beast they had to name it a bull twice. In two different languages. The 60MM BullToro Analog is a timepiece for men of grandeur and power. And also for those who shouldn't be left alone...

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Star Trek Enterprise Rocker

$195 from Etsy »

It's been awhile--January 2012 to be exact--since I've seen hand-carved Star Trek splendor of this baby rocker's magnitude. Anyone remember the Enterprise coffee table? Maybe in the 4-1/2 years since you bought and set...

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Fidget Cube Desk Toy

$25 from Antsy Labs »

Whether it's the caffeine jitters, public speaking anxiety, or ants in your pants, those of us who aren't trained professionals in smoothness like James Bond and Ryan Gosling in Crazy, Stupid, Love will probably feel...

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Saddle Barstool

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I was at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar in Jackson Hole, WY once and saw these Leather Saddle Barstools in action. I mean really in action. A young lady, a middle-aged wrangler, a lot of shots of old whiskey...it's a story...

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Pop-Up Bug Tent

$49.95 from Anthem Sports »

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Zika will never hurt me! Introducing the Mom Net! The perfect private tent to shelter Mom from the sun, the rain, the flies, and the mosquitos as she attends every single one...

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The Nuggy - Smoker's Multi-Tool

$29.75 from NugTools, LLC »

The Nuggy is a 10-piece multi-tool for smokers all wrapped up in a tiny green nugget. It looks a lot like a...guitar pick. But I think you know what the name stands for....

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Insulated 12 oz Lowball Tank

$19.95 from Amazon »

I think the implication is that this is a Strong. Ass. Cup. A cup for men who twist off caps that aren't twist-off. For men who rip open Amazon Prime boxes with their bare hands. For men who inflate all 12 of the Annual...

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Bossaball

Kicks, spikes, flips, and...trampolines. Nothing bad's gonna happen here! Belgian Filip Eyckmans developed the concept for Bossaball about a decade ago when he was living in Spain and, I guess, jonesing to play all his...

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Go Guarded Self Defense Ring

$15.99 from Amazon »

I bought my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power, a purple Brutus the Bulldog keychain to serve as her attacker ass-kicking assistant, but I'll admit when it arrived, it turned out to be a lot bigger and clunkier that...

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Pando Moto Kevlar-Lined Motorcycle Jeans

$244 from Pando Moto »

Like Pando Moto's Karl Desert motorcycle jeans? Their stylin' Cordura denim outer layer pairs with Coolmax technology to help keep you from sweating your balls off while riding, plus panels of Kevlar at key areas along...

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V.360 HD Panoramic Camera

$299 from VSN Mobil »

Take the V.360 for a spin and it will capture every degree of the turn. This HD sports camera from VSN Mobil is a palm-sized (and kinda coffee grinder-looking) panoramic recorder of all the still sights and 30FPS action...

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Cards Against Humanity Fortune Cookies

$10 from OK Cookie Co. »

I like the fortunes that say things like, "Soon you will be sitting on top of the world," and "May you grow rich," followed by a series of lucky numbers that happen to coincide with those drawn during this week's Power...

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Rolo Travel Bag

$42.99 from Rolo »

With the exception of rich, chewy caramel you can pretty much stuff the Rolo with anything you want to take on your travels, and trust that the portable wardrobe will condense your items into their most compact, most...

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EGO Power+ 14" Cordless Chainsaw

$249 - $319.99 from Amazon »

Yeah, this will power my ego alright. The EGO Power+ Chainsaw claims its 14" bar and chain, and smooth, high-efficiency brushless motor will provide Power Beyond Belief. They even capitalize "Power Beyond Belief" because...

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Phil Curren Custom Car Chairs

What was Phil Curren thinking jumping from 30 years in the fire department to a "retirement" of restoring classic cars with his brother to a hobby of transforming those cars into Adirondack chairs? Where does he think...

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Covert Escape Nickel Compass

$24.48 from Amazon »

If I had a nickel for every nickel that's ever gotten me out of a pickle, I'd have...one Shomer-Tec Nickel. Because, holy Thomas Jefferson, dudes, the Shomer-Tec nickel isn't just your average five cent piece. It's also...

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The Emojibator (NSFW)

$32 from Emojibator »

"If you can't find a date, emojibate." Some of you will chuckle and others will cringe, but Emojibator creator Jaime Jandler feels all she did was bring an obvious joke to life. And good for her. A little elbow grease...

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Grind Tuition Backpack

$65 from Grind »

It's time for fall. Time to fall back. Fall back into the grind. But fall back into this Grind, a minimalist bag with a sharp modern design, and you might find you have enough style on your back to shrug fall off of it....

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Leidenfrost Effect Ring

$31.80 from Grand Illusions »

I love the dude who makes Grand Illusions' videos. I think his name is either George or Hendrik. Both because George Auckland and Hendrik Ball are the two Brits who founded and run Grand Illusions out of an 18th century...

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Buck Kinetic Series Throwing Knives

$127.86 from Amazon »

Take a different kind of Buckshot with Buck Knives' Kinetic Series of throwers. The 3-piece set debuted at game time during one of Chuck Buck's church picnics in 2005, but the knives haven't been publicly available until...

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Sole Fixie Bikes

$339 from Sole Bicycles »

Venice Beach's Sole (So-lay) Bicycle Company makes fixies they hope you'll find as high-performing as they are eye-catching and affordable. Their Whaler, El Tigre, and OFW fixie bikes notably feature a flip-flop hub to...

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Nordic Ware Indoor/Outdoor Kettle Smoker

$50.24 from Amazon »

Want to smoke out? Or smoke in? With their 365 Indoor / Outdoor Kettle Smoker, Nordic Ware says you can invite some friends over and smoke up however you want....

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LinearFlux PokeCharger Portable Battery

$39.99 from LinearFlux »

Dead device? Catch a Pokecharge with LinearFlux's 3300mAh high-efficiency portable battery, and resume your hunt of the Doduo faster than you can say "Poke Balls." (And in the process, take a moment to relish the irony...

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DC & Marvel Comics Suits

$169.99 - $349.99 from Fun.com Suits »

Holy Marvel of Washington DC, Batman! They made a suit out of you! As teased in a preview a couple weeks ago, Fun.com is releasing a line of men's (funny / monkey?) business suits in tribute to your favorite superheroes...

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Shark Sushi Plate

$180 from Etsy »

Dunk a piece of your Caterpillar Roll in this sushi plate's wasabi & soy sauce reservoir and you might not get it back. Might be the last you see of your chopsticks...and your fingers...too....

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Heat-Resistant Oven Rack Guards

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Sonofa-- [Insert long, loud string of expletives here.] How many times have I thought I'd just poke my pan of Bagel Bites a little farther back after sticking them in the oven? How many times have I been too lazy to pull...

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RhinoShield Playproof Protective Case

$24.99 - $29.99 from Evolutive Labs »

From screen covers, to rim bumpers to the full iPhone case you see here, Evolutive Labs' RhinoShield began its quest to protect your iPhone from bumps, scratches, drops, and aggressive jungle beasts in 2013. Their original...

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TubShroom Drain Protector

$12.99 from Amazon »

If my girlfriend's hair is even in the same room as the bathtub drain--no, sometimes if the follicles just sense the drain's presence from the kitchen or the living room--I swear I'm digging a fist-sized nest of her head...

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MasterPan Multi-Sectional Meal Skillet

$49.99 from MasterPan »

MasterPan asks a good question: why use 5 pans to make a great meal when you only need one? But a better question might be: why use any pans to make a great meal when the girlfriend you live with has Chinese, Thai, Mexican...

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TUMI CFX Carbon Fiber Backpack

$895 from Amazon »

Now this is the kind of back-to-school backpack I'm talkin' about. Pure carbon fiber and leather on the outside, canvas with leather lining on the inside, plenty of storage, slim profile. And a bargain at under $1,000!...

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Spiked Sparkling Water

$9.99 - $15.99 from Truly Spiked & Sparkling »

Think less Bartles & Jaymes* and more Talking Rain. Truly Spiked & Sparkling isn't a sugary wine cooler or Mike's-style malt beverage, but a bottle of simple sparkling water with a natural twist. And a slightly sweet...

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Wine Gun Electric Wine Opener

$29.99 - $39.99 from Amazon »

From 12 months floating in a cozy barrel of French Oak to 2 seconds staring down the stone cold barrel of my silver revolver (hot pink for the ladies!) Pinot Noir, prepare to meet your maker....