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Wearable Diaper Bags for Dads

$89 - $99 from DadGear »

A wearable diaper bag for dads may not sound like it wants to be less humiliating than the Daddle dad saddle for all you new papas out there, but I promise you subtlety is DadGear's primary focus with their baby-ready...

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GoJoe Self-Brewing Coffee Mug

$69.99 from Hey Joe Coffee »

In an attempt to address the issues of saving money, supporting green, running late, and being bored, Hey Joe has developed a travel mug that brews its own coffee. The GoJoe is a self-contained purveyor of caffeine that...

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An Anthology of Erotic Pokemon Go Stories

$8.88 from Amazon »

It's hard not to fall into daydreams of bondage and public groping when someone mentions Pokemon Go. Jason Miller, having lost one too many Ivysaurs and Wartortles to visions of dominating them with more than just his...

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FNDN Heated Scarf

$129.95 from Amazon »

I think the day after New Year's should be summer. But since that never seems to happen, I guess being able to stay warm with the FNDN heated scarf until then is an OK consolation. Developed in Detroit, the FNDN ("foun-dey-shuh...

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Otter Wax Water-Repellent Fabric Wax

$13.95 from Amazon »

Wax on, water off. Otter Wax is a canvas wax handmade (and continuously tested) in soggy Portland, OR to repel water from shoes, bags, packs, hats, and jackets. The compound incorporates only natural drip-and-dew-eschewing...

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Diem Duffel Bag

$79.99 from StatGear »

I need a Diem Duffel Bag to carry home all the loot I'm gonna get at my gf's parents house tomorrow morning. And I need that same Diem Duffel Bag to carry it all back to the mall where I'll return it for loot I really...

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GraphicAudio - Movies in Your Mind

$13.99 - $19.99 from GraphicAudio »

GraphicAudio is like the Phantom of the Opera. There. Inside your mind. But with all the organ music and whiny love songs replaced with a real cinematic soundscape of effects and musical score that will transport you...

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iFixit Pro Tech Toolkit

$128.69 from Amazon »

Does it feel like you have "iFixit" stamped across your forehead? Does everyone ask you to fix their computers and troubleshoot their phones just because you wear glasses and T-Shirts that say things like, "There are...

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Tapui Baja Series Rooftop Tents

$1,150 - $1,650 from Tapui »

Car camping. Rooftop car camping with a Tapui Baja Series rack-attached tent. Now that the shortest day of the year is gone, it's like summer is just around the corner. At least that's what I'm going to spend all of January...

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Knitted Dissections

$25 - $105 from Etsy »

Emily Stoneking of aKNITomy would like to welcome you to her "icky and cuddly world of knitted anatomy, where biology no longer smells like formaldehyde, but like your favorite sweater." The artist creates her series...

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Good and Cheap: Eat Well on $4/Day

$7.99 from Amazon »

After what I spent on my girlfriend's Christmas present, I'm going to need to know how to eat good and cheap for a long, long while. Leanne Brown took her first steps towards writing Good and Cheap: Eat Well on $4/Day...

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The Art of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

$26.16 from Amazon »

Anymore it wouldn't be Christmas without a new Star Wars movie, and a whole bunch of new Star Wars crap to go with it. Not that I'm knocking The Art of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. It looks like a fine journey through...

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Stiga Snowracer King Size GT Sled

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Stiga calls this sled in their Snowracer series "King Size" because it's big enough for you to hop onto with your kid. Or, you know, by yourself while he waits at the top of the hill and cheers you on. Come on, how many...

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Bushbalm Pubic Hair Oils

$21 from Bushbalm »

Bushbalm is for us men who have spent one too many joyless nights this holiday season sitting around "just talking" and listening to Christmas music with our wives, girlfriends, and online dates, only to realize that...

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Sea Monster Wine Decanter

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Like big Cabs and Chianti ? So does Nessie. And good luck getting her to part with it, even in wine decanter form. Her mouth-blown crystal body with its...uh...erratically undulating?...neck and tail will sure make for...

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Patriot Campers LC79 Super Tourer

$90,660 from Patriot Campers »

The Patriot Campers LC79 is perfect for Christmas Eve when my girlfriend starts freaking out that she forgot the fresh thyme for her stuffing--"and it has to have fresh thyme! It has to!"--and asks me to run out to the...

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Ninja Coffee Bar Glass Carafe System

$169.99 - $199.95 from Amazon »

I've never used the Ninja Coffee Bar Glass Carafe System, or really any Ninja kitchen gear at all--which is surprising given that word pretty much defines my life--but I just noticed that Ninja kitchen and Shark cleaning...

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Primal Pit Paste Natural Deodorant

$9.85 - $11.85 from Amazon »

Ready for an all natural, chemical-free, paleo-approved armpit rubdown? Primal Pit Paste, in addition to sounding formidable and manly, is a deodorant made with only real, organic ingredients, such as coconut oil, baking...

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Tespo Liquid Vitamin Dispenser

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While I wouldn't exactly be stoked to find a Tespo Dispenser of liquid vitamins under the tree this year, I'm sure I'd appreciate having it alongside my Pedialyte and Advil on the morning of New Year's Day. A fast-absorbing...

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BOSEbuild Speaker Cube

$149 from Amazon »

Do your kids know what Bose-quality sound is? You could enlighten them with a luxe Bose speaker system or some Bose noise-cancelling headphones. Or you could encourage them to enlighten themselves with

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Wolverine Meat Claws

$19.99 from ThinkGeek »

Adamantium is a natural for shredding meat, but I wonder if Wolverine has ever considered using his claws to shred cooked meat. Particularly giant butts of pork grilled slow and smoky on the BBQ, and slathered with sauce...

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Ultra-Lightweight Titanium Camping Cutlery

$26.43 from Amazon »

This set of ultra-lightweight titanium camping cutlery from Esbit gives you one last shot to slice into and spoon up some online Christmas shopping before Father Time puts a fork in delivery options and calls 'em done....

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Chevy Chase Signed Lakers Fletch Jersey

$899.99 from Amazon »

Ahhh, remember the Fletch days? The days when investigative reporting got to the bottom of real, important issues like fake illnesses, murder schemes, drug trafficking, hot rich wives, and daydreams of playing for the...

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ZINVO Blade Phantom Watch

$262 from ZINVO Watches »

ZINVO's Blade series of watches have no interest in the secondhand. As trendsetters in timepiece design and engineering, they forgo tradition in favor of distinction, and replace the 60-second tick stick with a rotating...

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Travel Cocktail Set

$203.49 from Amazon »

There's no place like home for the holidays...and nothing like having a suitcase full of liquor to make it through being there. Picnic Time's Hamilton Travel Cocktail Set stocks you up with essential merry makers and...

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ODiN Aurora Projection Mouse

$64.60 from Amazon »

The Celluon Virtual Keyboard gets a mouse playmate. A Norse God of War mouse playmate. The ODiN Aurora says it's the World's First Projection Mouse, meaning it beams a hi-res 8cm x 8cm box onto the area where you would...

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Detroit Grooming Ultimate Beard Box

Come one, come all, and come bearded. The Detroit Grooming Co. Ultimate Beard Box brims with all the facial hair care implements and tinctures you'll need to be the most bright-eyed and bushy-chinned dude of the New Year....

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Titanium Embrite Glow Fob

$37.96 from Amazon »

The bad news is that this titanium glow-in-the-dark fob is not fitted with a vial of tritium, and therefore does not glow without help, shine brighter the darker it gets, and have a half-life of 12.3 years. The hand-made...

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EcoQubeC Aquarium

$119.99 - $275 from Amazon »

The EcoQubeC Aquarium is for all the kiddies, girlfriends, and mamas on your gift list this year who are responsible...ish. The desktop Betta fish tank does accommodate a single live fish, which will need to be fed and...

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Millennium Falcon Multi-Tool Kit

$29.99 from ThinkGeek »

If you've always dreamed of piloting the Millennium Falcon, your dreams are about to come true. In a sense. The Millennium Falcon Multi-Tool Kit won't sit you alongside Chewbacca and power you through interstellar shenanigans...

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Japanese Brass Kiridashi Craft Knife

$10.02 from Amazon »

Feeling extra sharp, brassy, crafty, and Japanese? Make no mistake, this Kiridashi carving knife isn't just for slicing through Christmas present packaging and scrapbooking fun. The brass-handled blade arrives with an...

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Mininch Tool Pens

$69 - $89 from Amazon »

Tired of wearing that Inspector Gadget trench filled with screwdrivers and bits? The Mininch Tool Pen gives you an alternative to schlepping around your DIY and In Case of Emergency tools in your coat lining (or your...

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The BottleKeeper

$22 - $30 from BottleKeeper »

Hey dude, I know it's heating up in here, but just stay cool. Stay cool. Unfortunately, talking to my beers about their habit of going chihuahua-whizzing-on-my-leg warm after the first few sips has proven pretty useless....

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Joking Hazard - Build Funny (and Terrible) Comics

$25 from Amazon »

What game could be better than combining leading and inappropriate partial thoughts to make profane and hysterical complete ones? Joking Hazard. A game that combines leading and inappropriate partial thoughts to make...

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The Godfather Safety Razor

$36.97 from Amazon »

Treat the Godfather right and he'll lend you a hefty, solid brass and bronze hand, and give you smooth, manly shave with his raw, platinum-coated super blades. Treat the Godfather wrong and...he'll cut you....

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Self-Balancing Spinning Top Keychain

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Tiny top, big spin. This stainless steel precision spinner is about half the size of your standard key, so it won't overwhelm your keychain or make it look like you have a side boner if you stuff it in your pocket, and...

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Titanium & Copper Bullion Paperweights

$10.99 - $48.49 from Amazon »

Here's some paperweight stocking stuffers for chem students and teachers, general science geeks, geeks in general, and people who just like to call it like it is. Metallum Gifts makes their periodic paperweights and desktop...

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Sip-N-Spoon Spoon Straw

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No more Milk Manchu! Sip-N-Spoon, a plastic spoon with a built-in straw running through its handle, gives kids (and me, and maybe you) an alternative to the dribbles of a bowl-to-face encounter when drinking up that Froot-Loop-infused...

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The Undoing Project

$21.23 from Amazon »

The Undoing Project isn't so much a story of psychologists Daniel Kahneman and Amos Tversky's Prospect theory as it is of the uncanny, almost twin-like kinship and professional symbiosis the men developed during their...

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NoZipp Ultralight Zipperless Sleeping Bag

$308.13 from Amazon »

Wrestling with your sleeping bag on a night that's colder than a polar bear's toenails because the F'ing zipper is all caught up in the F'ing nylon F'ing mother F'er F'ing sucks. A similar number of F bombs are warranted...

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T-Rex Bottle Opener

$29.90 from Amazon »

T-Rex, no, please! Don't eat my face! Eat...eat...eat this bottle of Bud Light Lime! ... No dude, that's just the cap, you gotta get the stuff in--no? You don't want it? OK, OK, that's cool--what, you want--? You want...

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Occlusion Training Blood Flow Restriction Bands

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Occlusion training, and the bands that facilitate it, is for all the lightweights out there. As in the plates, bars, dumbbells, and kettlebells that are physically on the lighter side. Originally termed KAATSU training...

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Pet Power Poo(ch) Vacuum

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The Pooch Power Shovel--essentially a rechargeable dog shit vacuum--may not collect the crap straight from the chute like the Piqapoo, but it still significantly reduces your proximity to and interaction with your buddy's...

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Kodak Photo Printer Dock

$139.99 from Amazon »

Uh, a printed 4 x 6 selfie on the fridge where only me and my 3 friends who come over will be able to see it, rather than a digital selfie posted to Instagram where all 976 of my "friends"--plus maybe millions of other...

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Folding Hand Saw

$12.99 from Amazon »

This Folding Hand Saw's logo looks kind of like Ferrari's. Am I to believe this is the Ferrari of hand saws? Powerful? Fast? Almost guaranteed to get me laid? Oh boy, I hope so!...

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BurgaBox Burger Feast for 10 Giveaway Winner: A (big, beefy, juicy) congrats to Skott S. of Lincoln City, OR, winner of the BurgaBox Burger Feast for 10! Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage...

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110dB Lung-Powered Signal Horn

$10.77 from Amazon »

Strictly speaking, Attwood Marine's Bellow Signal Horn is meant for boaters and sailers, a tool to be kept on board for use in alerting others of your presence, or draw attention in emergency situations. You can also...

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Giani Countertop Paint Kits

$74.96 - $79.95 from Amazon »

I'm cool with Rolex knockoffs, dogs from the pound, and the drug store's brand of cough syrup if it means I save a wad of cash and still end up with a pretty decent watch / buddy / night's sleep. Why should faux granite...