Director's Clapperboard Digital Alarm Clock

$71.55 from Amazon »

Wednesday morning, take...how many Wednesdays are in a year? How long have I been alive? Let's say Wednesday morning, take 1800. Ahhh, for those in the industry I'll bet the only sound sweeter than someone shouting out...

Lumio Book Lamp

$225 - $259.99 from Amazon »

Max Gunawan designed Lumio to represent his appreciation for minimalist design and, as an architect, his motivation to optimize the use of small spaces. I bet he's enjoyed a few illuminating books in his life too. Lumio...

The Book with No Pictures

$12.72 from Amazon »

Alright, BJ Novak, it took until "BOO BOO BUTT," but you finally got me. While The Book with No Pictures is 100% a kids' book, it's one of those bedtime reads that, like Seuss and Stories for Children You Hate, is kind...

Lil Friend Micro Fixed Blade Knife

$16.16 from Amazon »

Say hello to my Lil Friend. Literally. At just 3.375" long, Boker's Magnum Lil Friend micro fixed blade isn't just small enough to slide into your pocket, it's small enough to slide into the wallet you slide into your...

SKEYE Hexa Drone

Well, it isn't a SKEYE Embryo as I predicted when we saw the drone-baby factory's Pico, but I think the 6-propellered SKEYE mutant that is Hexa reflects a similar sort of tinkering with the drone genetic code....

Glow-in-the-Dark Golf Balls

$13.95 from Amazon »

Forget the greens, come first snow me and my friend Cornelius are going to be grabbing some heavy-handed egg nog and driving these glowing globes of golf across the whites. Now I just need to find a footlong tee....

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Thing Explainer: Complicated Stuff in Simple Words

$14.97 from Amazon »

While I think Randall Munroe takes things, or, more precisely, thing explaining, too far when he "un-jargons" words such as smartphone ("hand computer"), helicopter ("plane with turning wings"), and microwave ("food-heating...

Electric Shock Puzzle Cube

$6.65 from Amazon »

Sometimes Santa leaves coal. Other times Santa leaves a puzzle cube that electro-shocks the ever-loving misbehavin' out of the naughty boys and girls on his list....

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TI:ME Leather Sneaker Slippers

Giveaway: TI:ME Leather Sneaker Slippers

By: TI:ME »

They're slippers disguised as sneakers. They're a cloak of precise design and contemporary style covering the ultimate in coziness and comfort. They're what James Bond wears to get the mail and make beer runs. And now...

Vintage-style Kerosene Lighter

$8.66 from Amazon »

Here's a little lighter that's a little off the beaten scorched path. Its look is a little vintage and a little steampunk. Its functionality is a little like a Zippo and a little like the kerosene lamps my grandma kept...

Micro BB Crossbow

Discontinued

Why doesn't my Cubicle Warfare book include a chapter on How to Build a Micro BB Crossbow? Not that I wouldn't get fired for using it at the office. But we've had these "productivity enhancement strategy consultants"...

Vargo Titanium Pocket Cleats

$67.36 from Amazon »

Vargo's take on their Titanium Pocket Cleats is that the compact, folding crampons are aces at improving speed and traction on runs and ultralight hiking trips through the snow. But given the level to which hell froze...

Kindling Cracker Firewood Splitter

$99.99 from Amazon »

I'm choppin' some wood, splittin' some kindlin', buildin' a fire...naw. I'm really just sitting at my keyboard eating some turkey & gravy potato chips. Yeah, I couldn't believe they were real when I saw the bag either...

Rearview Hand Mirror

$6.95 from Amazon »

Now here's a footy way for bikers and cyclists to add an extra layer of safety to their rides. Cheaper than a bag of chips, and way cheaper than assuming nothing's there and being wrong, too. CIPA's rearview hand mirror...

Ultimate 18-in-1 Pocket Tool

Hey Tiger, I have an 18-in-1 pocket tool with your name face on it. The self-proclaimed ultimate in EDC multis, this credit card-sized tool packs a legal-aged lady's worth of functions into a super slim, super fly metal...

Kitchen Hacks: How Clever Cooks Get Things Done

$12.01 from Amazon »

Want to be a culinary MacGyver? It might not be as admirable or lucrative as righting the world's wrongs, but I bet becoming a master of cooking steaks and making vanilla ice cream by hand will at least get you laid just...

Zafirro - World's Sharpest Razor

$179 - $199 from Kickstarter »

I'm only telling you about a $199 razor because it used to cost $100,000. So they say. And also because they, the creators of Zafirro, also say their razor's sapphire blade make it the World's Sharpest, and longest lasting....

Tesla vs. Edison Board Game

$47 from Amazon »

It's the War of Currents! Tesla vs. Edison could be the board game of the holidays this year. Nikola Tesla might be more famous now than he was at the height of his living popularity thanks to to cars, coils, and lighters....

Spy Secrets That Can Save Your Life

$16.14 from Amazon »

We've heard what a Navy SEAL has to say about spitting in the face of danger and disaster...or at least walking away from them alive and safe...so I figured we might as well let a CIA officer weigh in on the topic too....

Up Yours Mug

$10.15 from Amazon »

Say what you mean, and mean what you say. Orrrr...go the passive aggressive route and leave this Up Yours mug on your co-worker's desk when he and the rest of your team are in a meeting and you're sure no one else will...

Home Brewing Beer & Bottle Kits

$199.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

It's one for you, one for me holiday shopping time. Dude Exclusives has Box Brew Kits' Long (and Strong) One at a 12% discount for a limited time. The 1-gallon home brewing kit includes all the parts and ingredients your...

Tec Torch Thermal Breaching Tool

I know. If you're not military, law enforcement, or a first responder you can't have a TEC Torch handheld breaching saber tool, but, dude, you can still want it. TEC Torch uses thermal magic, specifically a concoction...

Star Shower Laser Christmas Lights

$39.99 from Amazon »

You can Sparkle Magic the oak tree in your front yard. You can make a Snow Flurry down your exterior siding. Or you can unleash a Star Shower across your entire property. All of these laser-projected holiday lights produce...

Ice Tornado Glass

$19.79 from Firebox.com »

It was a Dark 'N' Stormy night...no, who am I kidding? It was a straight shot of rum night just like all the others. But I still brought the storm to my glass with this tornado ice mold and its perfectly fitted tumbler....

Furry Chewbacca Boots

It's time to put some Wookiee in your winter footwear. These grand fur-fronted and face-backed Chewbacca boots combine the best (and most ridiculous) elements of last year's reversible Chewbacca hoodie and last week's...

The Happy Kit

I saw the title of the Happy Kit before I saw what the product was and, cynic that I am, assumed it contained, like, hot cocoa mix, a pet rock with an inspirational saying printed on it, and whatever today's version of...

Shark RAW Blank Motorcycle Helmet

$289.99 from Amazon »

Shark's RAW Blank may not be as attention-grabbing as the Batman motorcycle helmet, but: 1) the stylized muzzle and LP-looking side discs will still turn some heads; and 2) for the sake of your credibility as a rider...

Neato Botvac Wi-Fi-Enabled Robot Vacuum

$699.99 from Amazon »

Sure, you've seen robotic vacuums before. Those that say they'll keep your rooms free of dust, dirt, and the most evil of all floor debris evils, pet hair, while you lounge comfortably on the couch. Or cook dinner. Or...

Figment VR - Virtual Reality iPhone Case

$49 from Figment VR »

Figment. It's a little bit of your imagination, and a little bit of jacked-up VR and AR tech to make that imagination come to life in front of, as well as behind your eyes. It's also the first virtual reality / augmented...

bolo Rolling Knife

$11 - $24 from bolo »

It's Edward Scissorhands 2.0. I wonder if bolo can craft topiaries as well as it minces garlic, slices carrots, and dices onions. This kitchen knife with a curved blade and "O" handle rolls through rather than chops down...

Stainless Steel Alcohol / Moonshine Still

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Items like the 10-gallon whiskey still and this stainless steel alcohol / moonshine still prove that making booze at home can be fun and worthwhile even when liquor is legal! According to TableTop Still, their DIY spirits...

Keyboard Waffle Iron

$74.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

Q - W - buttE - R - T - sYrup. That spells Breakfast of Geektastic Champions with your new Keyboard Waffle Iron. Wireless and battery-free, this keyboard charges and functions atop your choice of power source--electric...

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26 Pounds of People's Choice Beef Jerky

Giveaway: 26 Pounds of People's Choice Beef Jerky

Beef. It's what's for...breakfast, lunch, dinner, 3 p.m. snacks, the late-night munchies, trail fuel, tailgates, road trips, post-apocalypse survival food, Christmas stocking stuffers, Super Bowl parties, Bloody Marys...

The Gotham Golfcart

$28,500 from Hammacher Schlemmer »

The Gotham Golfcart might be the worst awesome emergence of Batman into real life I've ever seen. A blacked out, mostly enclosed Dark Knight Tumbler wannabe cruising at a snail's pace along the completely open, completely...

Defiant Craft Knuckle Dusters

$8.90 - $17.99 from Defiant Craft »

When I saw this set of Defiant Craft knuckle dusters I thought of the Bon Jovi song "Have a Nice Day", and also what I would like to use the knuckle dusters to do to the speaker that's playing the Bon Jovi song "Have...

LIVIN Farms Edible Insect Hive

$499 - $599 from Livin Farms »

They don't call them mealworms for nothing. LIVIN Farms' Hive might look like a storage tower for your loose screws and bolts, but slide one of these drawers open and the only spare parts you'll find are the squirmy ones...

Star Wars Ugly Christmas Sweaters

$29.99 - $64.95 from Amazon »

If Star Wars is on the Ugly Christmas Sweater scene now, I think we need to remove the "Ugly" modifier from the term. How about Star Wars Galactically Awesome Christmas Sweaters instead? Particularly the one spotlighting...

Light-up Arcade Belt Buckles

$42 - $125 from Etsy »

All the sweet one-liners about paying to play, just a quarter for some action, and getting the high score you're thinking of right now? Get your mind above...well, not above the belt exactly. But above the area below...

Ono Archont Electro Bicycle

Ono's Archont Electro is an easy rider-style electric bicycle. It's black, it's green. It's almost 10' long with a 7Kw motor and a top speed of 50mph. Range is 60 miles per charge. What do you think? O-yeah or O-no?...

Kaboost Portable Chair Booster

$46.99 from Amazon »

Kaboost puts the kiddos right at table height by jacking up a chair's legs rather than its seat. It snaps on to most 4-legged round or square chairs, where it stays put and improves chair stability even when Jr. gets...

Slim Universal Bluetooth Keyboard

$42.99 from DudeIWantThat.com »

The only good thing about typing on a tablet is that it's so laborious and frustrating that it might actually make you think twice about firing back that angry / douchey / supplicating email to your boss / girlfriend...

Tesla Coil Lighter

$19.99 from Amazon »

Tesla Coil Lighters are just one of your options if you're looking for a flameless, wind-proof lighter, but I think they're the cleverest looking. Simple, industrial exteriors with flip-tops that expose nifty arced coils...

The Winter Survival Handbook: 157 Ways to Beat the Cold

$14.25 from Amazon »

Winter isn't just coming, winter is imminent. Once again, all the joys of turkey and Christmas and ski season are about to clash with all the nuisances (and sometimes horrors, right Boston?) of extended darkness, frigid...

Cravar Leather Journals & Tote Bags

$35 - $239 from Cravar »

Cravar creators Yoki Baskara and Rama Luhur began their leather journey with a trip and a kick. Baskara took an interest in the textile during a backpacking adventure to Italy, after which he began designing and fabricating...

Fresh Patch - Real Grass Disposable Dog Potty

$19 - $29 from Amazon »

Is it not bad enough that we buy our dogs designer clothing, jeweled collars, and gourmet meals? Now we're indulging them with real grass as we train them not to pee in our shoes? Well...yes and no. Fresh Patch is indeed...

Kickers Stormtrooper Boots

$244 from Schuh »

Reader Dave, the good-lookin'-out dude who shed the light of these Kickers Stormtrooper Boots onto my life, told me he thought he peed a little bit when he saw them. Ditto, my friend. Dit. Toe....

6,000,000-volt Flashlight Stun Gun

$16.77 - $18.59 from Amazon »

And, ladies, since the pink one looks like some kind of pleasure toy, an attacker will never see this flashlight's 6,000,000 volts of Go F with someone else coming. Guard Dog Security's Inferno stun gun lights the way...

Star Wars Thigh-Hi Style Tights

Sold Out from Amazon »

Rotund. Top heavy. Proportional even. But never before would I have considered describing R2-D2 as leggy....