Edible Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Ohboyohboyohboy, a replica Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man you can eat! I won't say he's giant because, well, we've seen what an actual giant Stay Puft Marshmallow Man looks like in the movie. But at 10.6 ounces and 8 1/2" tall, this bad boy is a chunk, and he too is ready to wreak havoc. On your digestive system. Better fill the proton pack with Pepto Bismol.
If you thought you had your Valentine's Day gift for your boyfriend or husband, or even gift for your girlfriend or wife, already figured out, it might be time to do some refiguring. The Ghostbusters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in good eatin' form is made of solid gold...standard marshmallow, and coated in sugar. For good measure. Just in case any of you cocky Venkmans out there thought you could take him down solo. Or without immediately becoming diabetic.
For the ultimate Ghostbustin' of your gut, pair the edible Stay Puft Marshmallow Man with an edible Green Apple Gummy Slimer.