GloFX Pixel Pro Infinite Portal Goggles

$84.99 Amazon »

Call me 4-eyes again and I'll suck you into the hell portals that are the outer 2 of them! Nah, I'm just kiddin'. I'm too high to do that right now. Let's just dance like maniacs to the strobing LEDs and pass out once...

Don't Stop. Be Leaving. Doormat

$24.99 Amazon »

I'd call the Don't Stop. Be Leaving. Doormat the ultimate Dad joke, but Dad would never be so rude to a visitor. And Dad would never wish a visitor to go away, even salespeople, and Mormons who want to teach him about...

Hedgehog Carry House

$41 READYFOR »

This is my service hedgie, and this is his Harinezumi Hedgehog Carry House!While stylish everyday dog and cat carriers - purses, really - are now commonplace, Harinezumi Hedgehog Carry House creator Watanabe noticed at...

EDC Titanium Earpick

$19.90 - $25.49 Amazon »

An earpick, also known as an ear spoon or ear scoop, is a super sexy tool for ignoring your mama's advice and digging out all that gooey (or dry and flaky) earwax from your ear canals. And, with MecArmy's EDC Titanium...

Pix Brix Pixel Art Puzzle Bricks

$4.95 - $69.99 Pix Brix »

If you never got enough of 8-bit and pixelation on your screen, Pix Brix turns the digital desktop fun into the 2D and 3D analog kind with their pixel art puzzle brick sets...

BaouRouge Precision Slicing Knife

$31.99 Amazon »

I'll give the BaouRouge Precision Slicing Knife credit for at least one thing: it had no problem convincing me to watch all 1 minute 43 seconds of its promotional video. This slicing knife slices soft, doughy bread! It...

Bauhutte Gaming Beds

$600 - $1,200 Bauhutte »

Oh, this is bad. I mean bed. These Gaming Beds from Japanese gaming furniture brand Bauhutte might represent everything that's both right and wrong with society today. Their slick design, and even that their existence...

Shiny Movie Ticket - Light-Up Ticket for Dark Theaters

The Shiny Movie Ticket is simple design brilliance with a punch! Li Peitong won a 2019 A' Design Award for his clever idea to punch out the row and seat number of ticket stubs, so moviegoers entering a dark theater can...

The adult baby rompers remind me of a nursery rhyme. Put a onesie on a lady, she'll be a twosie before long / a threesie if she's up for it, with a forgy comin' on strong...

Wild Turkey 14.5" Tracker Knife

$39.99 Amazon »

The Wild Turkey Tracker Knife tracks neither live wild turkey nor bottled Wild Turkey, though if you try to use it as such, you yourself could be considered a turkey gone wild, and therefore the ideal owner of a Wild...

Bugatti Hyper Truck

The Bugatti Hyper Truck is a concept from Chinese designer Prathyush Devadas. He works for Dongfeng Motor Corporation. In Wuhan, China. Coronavirus Central. On the upshot, living there probably gives him a lot of time...

Zojirushi Micom Rice Cooker & Warmer

$134.99 - $199.99 Amazon »

Holy onigiri, the Zojirushi Micom Rice Cooker & Warmer is an expensive rice cooker. And this here is one of the Japanese corporation's lower end models - they have one with induction heating that goes for double. But...

Dude's must see products for February 2020 were a lot of bark (the sh*t, f*@k, and sonofab#*ch kind) and even a little bite. A T-Rex-sized bite. But if you let him, one Rex promises, just the tip. Come on! It was Valentine's Day!...

10 Things That Won't Protect You from Coronavirus

Coronavirus, Coronavirus, Coronavirus! These days it seems like the disease will latch onto your life like Beetlejuice just by saying its name. But even as COVID-19, the illness caused by the coronavirus, spreads across...

Airplane Whiskey Decanter & Glass Set

$129.95 Amazon »

Now this is the kind of Here comes the airplane! I'd gladly open wide for. The Airplane Whiskey Decanter sets your night(cap) in flight with a Borosilicate glass fuselage set between the wings, wheels, and tail of an...

Nooklet Outlet Safety Plug for Babies & Toddlers

Sold Out Amazon »

Kill two birds - and save a baby - with one stone with the Nooklet Outlet. It's a safety plug for home electrical outlets that will both childproof the outgoing plug from Bzzzt!ing your curious kiddo, and provide an incoming...

Out of the Woods of Oregon Bread Board & Knife

Sold Out Amazon »

Not Red Riding Hood, not the Big Bad Wolf, but a cutting board with a bread and bagel knife that are coming Out of the Woods of Oregon to Grandma's house today. Made of solid red alder wood, the bread board and slicer...

Mr. & Mrs. Lee Portable Chopsticks

$24.99 Animi Causa »

According to Anima Causa, the Mr. & Mrs. Lee Portable Chopsticks "cut down the usage of disposable chopsticks while they, themselves, are functional to the max as every part has its own role." Did you hear that, Zack...

E30: What Is This Thing?

$59.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 30 of What Is This Thing?, your weekly Mensa-level riddle consisting of one simple photo and one simple question: what is this thing? Here are 3 hints to help get your guessin' juices gurglin':...

Kirk Fu Manual

$6.68 Amazon »

Star Trek: Kirk Fu Manual: A Guide to Starfleet's Most Feared Martial Art drops on March 3, 2020, just in time to cannon punch the stock market back into shape, and tornado kick the coronavirus to Mars. Oh wait, we need...

Seedles - Regional US Wildflower Seed Balls

$17.50 - $29 Amazon »

Seedle on into spring with Seedles, seed balls packed with the makings of a byoo-tee-ful garden of wildflowers native to the area where you live. Seedles come in batches ready to sprout the bounties of the United States'...

Albert Clock - Calculate the Time, Einstein

$350 - $395 Albert Clock »

Albert Clock be like, "Excuse me, son, you wanna know if it's happy hour yet? OK, here. Calculate the time, Einstein." The Albert Clock is a digital desktop clock whose hours and minutes are shown as mathematical equations...

Hit the Break - the Spring Break - in 2020 with these Spring Break essentials and you'll be cruising like a boss through your week of beachdom, partydom, and hot-ass-girl-and-boydom. My picks have been hand-selected to assist you in your enjoyment of the sun, the booze, and the booty...

Loll Bee Hive

$1,595 Loll Designs »

Single-handedly save the honeybees from your backyard with the modern Loll Bee Hive! Or, you know, just do your own small part for the local ecosystem, plus learn how many bee stings it takes to make a grown man cry...