E35: What Is This Thing?

$42.98 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 35 of What Is This Thing?, your weekly every-other-daily-for-now, since we're all coronavirus quarantined, visual riddle consisting of one simple photo and one simple question: what is this thing? Here...

Bodyweight Exercise Cards

$19.99 Amazon »

Even if you don't have a lot of workout space in your home, I'll be you have room for these 2 things: a deck of cards; and your body. Bodyweight Exercise Cards invite you to hit the deck with mix-and-match fitness sessions...

Magnetic Car Sunroof Sunshade

$15.79 Amazon »

We're still allowed to drive, right? And open the windows? The sunroof, if you live in a place where the first day of spring actually brought the first day of spring. If you're out crusing to pass the time, or just sitting...

Ingrown Toenail Correction Tool

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Nothing like fighting the inflicted pain of an ingrown toenail with...inflicting pain to remove the ingrown toenail. This ingrown toenail correction tool looks like a torture device created by evil nail salon owners...

Dog Bathrobe

$24.59 - $32.99 Amazon »

If you're currently sitting at home living in your bathrobe, don't leave your doggo out of the lounging fun. The Dog Bathrobe lets four-legged friends of all sizes join their humans in experiencing what it's like to be...

Romance of Men Illusion Damascus Folding Pocket Knife

How to complete your Romance of Men? Try an Illusion. An Illusion that enthralls and intrigues with 83 layers of VG10 Damascus steel, and a swirling stabilized wood handle. An Illusion that makes these folding pocket...

Your Girl Hugging Your Crotch Boxer Briefs

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Not much to add to these boxer briefs. Oh, except for a picture of your girl - girlfriend, wife, crush, black-hearted ex Karen - strategically placed at the crotchal region so as to look like she's hugging your cock &...

E34: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 34 of What Is This Thing?, your weekly bi-weekly, or maybe daily now, since we're all coronavirus quarantined, visual riddle consisting of one simple photo and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Bissell Barkbath Dual Use Dog Bath & Deep Cleaner

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The Bissell Barkbath sees you. Sittin' at home. Coronavirus quarantined. Your dog's so damn happy he could do a backflip. Hey, maybe with all this spare time on your hands, you should teach your dog how to do a backflip...

Trasharoo Spare Tire Trash Bag

$44.99 - $57.95 Amazon »

Where I go my trash goes. The Trasharoo Spare Tire Trash Bag is a rugged rubbish sack that slips over your vehicle's back-mounted spare tire, encouraging responsible camping and off-roading wherever you go...

Aunt Fannie's Microcosmic Probiotic Surface Cleaner

$9.99 - $49.99 Amazon »

Aunt Fannie says she's skin loving, good smelling, and hardworking. And she hasn't even gotten started telling you about her Microcosmic Probiotic Power Multi-Surface Cleaner...

Lid-L-Buddy Touch-Free Trash Can & Dumpster Opener

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I'm adding this Lid-L-Buddy to my lifehacks no matter what kind of pandemic is going around. The touch-free trash can and dumpster opener saves you from touching grimy, smelly, germy garbage bin lids both at home and...

Instant Vortex Plus 7-in-1 Air Fryer, Oven & Rotisserie

$107.50 - $129.99 Amazon »

Cook up a storm - a veritable tornado! - with the Instant Vortex Plus, a 7-in-1 cooker that whirls together the powers of an air fryer, toaster oven, and rotisserie to toast, broil, bake, reheat, air fry, dehydrate, or...

HappyPo Easy-Bidet - Portable, Squeezable Bidet

$21.99 - $24.99 Amazon »

I know, I know, the HappyPo Easy-Bidet comes with an air-dry requirement, but hey, it's better than using your clothes to wipe. Or following the "Diarrhea" song's advice of, "When you're sittin' on the john and the toilet...

I Wash My Hands of The Virus COVID-19 Buttons

$14.95 - $118.95 Amazon »

I guess these I Wash My Hands of The Virus buttons are the equivalents of I Voted buttons for people who practice responsible COVID-19 prevention practices. Or maybe they'll appeal to the growing frustration with the...

E33: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 33 of What Is This Thing?, your weekly bi-weekly, or maybe daily now, since we're all coronavirus quarantined, visual riddle consisting of one simple photo and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Gauss Rifle Rocket

$119.97 Amazon »

A message from American Scientific's Gauss rifle, a chain reaction magnetic accelerator, or desktop cannon, styled after a NASA rocket: the learnin' don't stop just 'cause school got coronavirus canceled, kids! And the...

Crapper Concealer - Toilet Stall Shoe Covers

The Crapper Concealer is a set of shoe covers you slip over your feet to maintain anonymity when you use a public toilet stall. And by "use" I mean poop. Shit. Drop a fat deuce. Brown-out destroy. Do things to that poor...

Impossible Table - Desktop Tensegrity Demonstration

$24 - $85 Sphidget »

The Impossible Table is a desktop toy that defies the laws of physics! No wait, I mean the Impossible Table is a desktop toy that complies with the laws of physics! Specifically, the laws that apply to the tensegrity*...

As if from Nowhere... Hidden Table & Chairs Bookcase

Usually bookcases open to reveal their secrets, but the As if from nowhere... Bookcase from Orla Reynolds needs no hidden lever or button, just some cleverly integrated cutouts to hide its secrets in plain, colorful sight...

Tentsile Trillium XL - 6-Person Hammock

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The Tentsile Trillium XL is a hammock huge enough to cradle and dangle 6 people! Or 3 people practicing appropriate social distancing!...

Kinesis Freestyle Edge RGB Split Gaming Keyboard

$199 - $209 Amazon »

Ain't no time for some futuristic, LED-lit, split-keyboard gaming like the present. The Freestyle Edge RGB gaming keyboard from Kinesis says it's the first of its kind designed specifically for gaming, with immersive...

Fireproof, Waterproof, Windproof 100 Year Hoodie

$495 Vollebak »

Version 3 of Vollebak's 100 Year Hoodie is like the Anti-Captain Planet of outerwear. It repels wind, rain, snow, and now, fire. Earth is still missing though. Maybe they'll build version 4 to emit a force field against...

E32: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 32 of What Is This Thing?, your weekly visual riddle consisting of one simple photo and one simple question: what is this thing? Here are 3 hints to help uncramp your brain and get the guesses flowing:...