Devoted One Watering Can & Planter

$125 GNR 8 »

I was thirsty / You were full / Two worlds collided / And now they'll never tear us apart! Devoted One is an interconnected watering can and planter pot, designed by Object Right to depict an extreme level of companionship...

Pet This F*cking Puppy

$17.02 Amazon »

Pet This F*cking Puppy: A Touch-and-Feel Book for Stressed-Out Adults could not have come out at a better time. My cat, Zanzibar, is done with having me home all the time and barely gives me a brush of his tail these...

Russian-Bear Hot Tent with Stove Jack

$2,049 Amazon »

Go from BRRRR to GRRRR. It's called Russian-Bear because that's who makes this cold-weather-ready hot tent with stove jack, but I think also because as soon as you get your wood stove a-glowin' inside, I'll bet many a...

Shark Face Mask

$13.99 Etsy »

As stoked as I was for Shark Week to come early this year, now that April is over I have a Jaws-bite-sized hole in my heart that there won't be a Shark Week in July. But as I'm sure Etsy shop Printed Faces would say...

MotivAider Tool for Changing Behaviors & Habits

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I like the idea of this MotivAider gadget. A tool for making positive changes in behavior and habits is exactly what I need. ... For someone else. Can I use the MotivAider on my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power? Because...

E52: What Is This Thing?

$11.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 52 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

QuenchSea: Turn Seawater into Freshwater

$59 indiegogo »

QuenchSea is a handheld seawater desalination gadget designed with sailors, campers, emergencies, and humanitarian relief in mind. Its design allows for a steady flow of seawater to pass through 3 stages of conversion...

Knuckle Juicer

$109 - $179 GNR 8 »

I am gonna ream your eyes out...lemons. And then I'm comin' for you, limes. The Knuckle Juicer is here to punch the acid out of all your ornery citrus...

Benjamin Convertible Library Ladder Chair

$136.48 Amazon »

In case you didn't already know Benjamin Franklin was a genius, check out this convertible library ladder chair legend has it he designed. Genius! For example, imagine you're in your library reading War and Peace and...

KuaiLu Yoga Foam Flip Flops

$23.99 Amazon »

Is there anything not to like about KuaiLu Flip Flops? Made with yoga foam soles, like my FOAT Sanuk flip flops, they've got to be an equal treat for yo' feet. And I must admit, KuaiLu's take on the yoga-sandal combo...

Prank Book Jackets

Discontinued

While most of the prank book jackets in FUN Delivery's DYS-Cover line aren't nearly as epic as the DIY Vasectomy Kit gift box, the latter possibly the best gag gift for a man of all time, they still earn a big nod, and...

Epic Hikes of the World

$21.45 Amazon »

Who doesn't like a good epic? The Odyssey. The Lord of the Rings. The Alpine Pass Route in Switzerland. Better grab your snowshoes for that last one. And your physical prowess, since there won't be any cozying up on the...

The Death Star Fireball Fire Extinguisher

Discontinued

Another successful Death Star detonation whose explosion saves the galaxy! Or at least your house. Fire extinguisher balls, spheres you can roll or chuck at almost any type of flame, are nothing new, but Fireball maker...

MysteryVibe Poco Smart Bendable Bullet Vibrator (NSFW)

$89.99 Mystery Vibe »

How's your aim? Add the MysteryVibe Poco smart bullet vibrator to your training and you'll never miss a sexy time target again. Though small and portable - purse-sized even, ladies, for spontaneous transport on date nights...

Cliff Prefabricated Modular House

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Q-haus doesn't classify its Cliff Modular House as a tiny house, but I'm wondering if that's because this swanky prefab abode is actually a 1:100 scale model that will provide a home to no one but your LEGO minifigs...

Hot Dog Man & Marshmallow Woman Campfire Cooking Sticks

$20 Etsy »

Hot diggity...boobies! Wieners too! Meet the Hot Dog Man and the Marshmallow Woman, a campfire cooking stick power couple whose powers include: roasting hot dogs; toasting marshmallows; and giving everyone they meet their...

IronMind Twist Yo' Wrist

$56.95 Amazon »

IronMind says its Twist Yo' Wrist will help you treat yo'self with "a new spin on lower arm training." Regular sessions with the fitness companion should build strength, endurance, and muscle mass simultaneously in your...

Pure Titanium Beer Mug

$168 Amazon »

Ivory soap might be 99 44/100% pure, but this titanium beer mug ekes out the win at 99.5%. Not that soap and titanium really merit comparison, but since they're calling this double insulated drinkware a beer mug, and...

Well flamin' pits and great bowls of fire! Here are 11 of the best backyard fire pits, here to ignite your date nights, goo up your s'mores nights, and make your warm summer nights just a little warmer...

Pendleton National Park Blankets

$199 - $319 Amazon »

Chilly summer nights. Snuggling up under the stars in your favorite national park. Or maybe just in your backyard wrapped in your favorite Pendleton National Park Blanket. Pendleton's line of 100% wool warmers has been...

Drinkworks Home Bar by Keurig

$246.99 Amazon »

I'm not sure if Keurig's latest podvention is a good thing or a bad thing. K-Cups don't win a lot of points for their single-use, environmentally unfriendly nature, and this automatic drinkmaker requires special carbonation...

Diagonal Dwelling

Like the lightning bolt aesthetic, but want something a little more serene than the hustle and bustle of Diagon Alley? Check out NYDE design studio's Diagonal Dwelling, a trippy architectural feat originally designed...

Offensive Crayons Porn Pack

If you thought the drawings you use crayons to create were sexy and lewd, wait 'til you see how Offensive Crayons' new Porn Pack is going to dirty up your art supplies themselves. The derogatory darling of the doodle...

Medieval Knight's Helmet Decanter Set

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All that whiskey still sloshin' around inside my head from last night? It came from all the whiskey sloshin' around inside the head of this knight. The Medieval Knight's Helmet Decanter Set is a superb replica of both...