Inflatable Sex Chair & Lounger

Discontinued

The title of this, er, piece of furniture in its Amazon listing is "SeiSooDai Chaise Lounge Indoor Chair Velvet Fabric, Modern Long Lounger for Office Or Living Room." But one look at the image, and all I see are: 1)...

Gablok DIY Wood Block House Kit

Gablok had a vision: a LEGO house that was life-size. Structurally sound. Insulated and livable. Up to code. And like the building bricks and blocks of our childhoods, constructed by our own hands...

RethinkTANK City Manhole Cover Coasters & Trivets

$22 - $32 Tombino »

Despite covering things that aren't so pretty, a city's manhole covers are often imprinted with cool, intricate, and sometimes downright stunning designs. RethinkTANK's Under Cover Series showcases these doors to the...

Disaster Deck Pocket-Sized Emergency Survival Cards

$14.95 Amazon »

Ah, I wish a simple card trick could solve the disasters of 2020, but I think the Disaster Deck is in over its head here. The pocket-sized set covers everything from wildfires to hurricanes to heatwaves, but I think the...

The PLUCK Nose Hair & Ear Hair Remover

$21.95 Amazon »

This is what PLUCK has to say about PLUCK: "PLUCK is a new kind of nose and ear hair remover. It is the best of both worlds." The best of both worlds, huh? Any chance those worlds are the Acathla and Wolfram & Hart hell...

terraplanter Inside-Out Hydroponic Planter

The terraplanter is a low maintenance inside-out hydroponic planter for outside-in plant growing. The honeycombed cone has a hollow core for holding water, and is made from a proprietary ceramic material just porous enough...

E60: What Is This Thing?

$77.58 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 60 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Poop Like a Champion Gummies

$17.97 Amazon »

Poop Like a Champion's original claim to the porcelain throne came in the form of Poop Like a Champion Cereal, little star nuggets of corn bran, whole grain sorghum flour, psyllium husk, and inulin, made to turn your...

The Game Bag - Wearable Waterproof & Windproof Blanket

Sold Out Amazon »

And when the peewee soccer game is over, it's potato sack race time for the parents! Look, Mom and Dad, The Game Bag will even keep you warm and dry as you wait for Junior and his buddies to finish up so the real hopping...

Arkam Ionic Beard Straightener Brush

$36.99 Amazon »

You've got the beard clippers, the beard shaper, the beard comb, the beard balm, and the beard ornaments, but are they still not not enough to tame the beard beast? I've got one more beard wrangler for you to try: the...

Concealed Art NES & Pinball Data Art Prints

$42 - $54 Concealed Art »

When you play NES you see graphics - rudimentary, 8-bit graphics, sure, but compared to what the gaming console "sees"? What appears on screen looks pretty amazing. Artist and software developer Michael Vogt thinks so...

HairMax Laser Hair Growth Band

$545 - $795 Amazon »

I am 99% sure the HairMax Laser Hair Growth Band works for those experiencing hair loss. No wait, typo. Remove one of those 9s. Yeah, that's more like it. I am 9% sure the HairMax Laser Hair Growth Band works for those...

AirSquares Gunk Removers for AirPods & Other Devices

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Two things about AirSquares gunk removers for AirPods and other gunked-up electronic devices: 1) Gross; 2) I need some...

Seventy2 Pro Harley-Davidson Motorcycle Backpack

The Seventy2 Pro Harley-Davidson motorcycle backpack brings just a shell of Uncharted Supply Co.'s loaded-up (and strapped-on) survival system to bike fans. The bag is based on their new Seventy2 Pro carrier, minus the...

I was going to call this roundup of the 14 best DIY build kits "America's Next Top Models," but I realized a lot of the finished products all you fine makers and builders are going to end up with aren't models at all, but real, working pieces of gear and tech...

Barebones Artisan Pruning Shears

$31.01 Amazon »

Hmmm, these Barebones Pruning Shears look a little less artisan and a little more tormenter to me. Maybe the black stainless steel blades and their oversized, ambidextrous handles are made for artisanal torturing. The...

NanoBlockTime Traveler Watch

$89 - $105 NanoBlockTime »

Don't be a blockhead who's always late. Be a blockwrist whose NanoBlockTime Traveler Watch keeps you punctual across two time zones, plus makes up for its temporal leash with LEGO-style building NanoBlocks you have limitless...

Star Wars Chewbacca Operation Game

$25.89 Amazon »

Welp, one look at the Star Wars Chewbacca Operation Game, and there's no doubt where Hasbro stands on the question of whether or not Chewie ate a Porg in The Last Jedi. Sure, they try to make it out like the "pesky critters"...

My Perfect Neck Strengthener for Neck Pain & Posture

$79 - $108 Kickstarter »

You, sweet thing, are my perfect...neck. From C1 to C7, trapezius to levator scapulae, I wouldn't change a single bone or muscle in your body part. And it's all thanks to the 1 minute a day I spend with this little contraption...

Zanotta Rider Rocking Lounge Chair

With so much talk of people being off their rockers circulating right now, I thought it would be a nice counterbalance to show that just as many of us could be on our rockers. For example, The Rider rocking lounge chair...

Clawgs - Dog Shoes That Allow Dogs to Use Their Claws

$39.99 Dog Sap »

Clawgs, dog shoes - or rather dog sandals - don't surprise me in the least. For years now dog owners have thrived on making their pets look ridiculous under the guise of comfort and protection. Who remembers the Shed...

The Goonies Monopoly

$51.99 Amazon »

Fifty-dollar bills. Fifty-dollar bills! Guys! Hundreds of them! Fifty-dollar bills! Sorry, Data, the cash in The Goonies edition of Monopoly is fake, bogus, phony too. But. You'll still need to amass a healthy wad of...

Al Dente Spaghetti Tester & Steam Releaser

$16 OTOTO »

Al Dente is an old Italian fisherman who fears neither noodle nor fishin' hole. Even when the former is 4 times his size, and the latter is filled with water bubbling at 212 degrees F. Nope, Al Dente is ready to sit on...

USPS Mail Carrier Dog Costume

$13.17 - $16.68 Amazon »

Dogs as USPS mail carriers, it's genius! Think of all the things you've seen dogs fetch in your life. For me it's balls, squeaky toys, newspapers, slippers, and chocolate mousse cakes left unattended on the kitchen countertop...