Your zen moment of Monday: the SmithFly Cabana Raft. Floating in the hot sun on a cool lake. Bobbing in the ocean with a daiquiri in one hand and a selfie stick in the other. Takin' the Cabana Raft down to the swimmin'...

Using the Magic Tap, an automatic drink dispenser, isn't about being too lazy to lift a gallon of milk or Costco-sized bottle of OJ out of the fridge, and then heave it up to pour in my coffee or bowl of Poop Like a Champion...

KN95? How about a K995? It's not just the 'rona pet owners might consider a face mask for dogs to protect their pooches from. It's the smoke from forest fires. The construction debris from a kitchen remodel. The pollen...

Brainstorm! These flickering flame effect light bulbs burn blue or orange atop an E26 bulb base - i.e., the standard size for most of your lamps, electrically wired skeletons, and Uncle Fester...

In thinking of what to tell you about this kitchen squeegee and countertop brush combo, I started thinking a lot about the word "squeegee." And then I started saying "squeegee" over and over again in my head. And you...

When I first saw Heroes' Feast: The Official D&D Cookbook, I kind of laughed and muttered to myself, Here's your gift for the geeks this year, dudes. But then I remembered I just saw Ronda Rousey on Hot Ones, and Sean...

Welcome to Edition 68 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

I know. I've just put the Grinch Christmas tree decoration and ornament holder in front of your face 2 weeks before Halloween. I know. Normally, talking about Christmas before Halloween makes me throw up in my mouth and...

Hey dude, got any weeeeeds? Yeah? Well, the Tertill is a garden weeding robot that doesn't just whack them for you, but travels continuously throughout your garden, churning up the top layer of soil, and preventing them...

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it is worth a thousand hours of putting together one of Wooodsum's DIY Pinhole Cameras? OK, maybe a thousand is a bit of an exaggeration. The kit actually specifies 2 to 4 hours...

Feeling hot, thirsty, and...aggressive? Freeze up this silicone bucket ice cube maker and, when your water is chilled, squeeze it to release the cubes. No, don't just squeeze it, crush it. Take the bucket between the...

Drone Defence says the Paladyne E1000MP is a drone jammer, part of a series of portable "electronic countermeasures" designed to jack up the command, video, and navigation signals of IIIFOs. Identified, intrusive, and...

Indeed, all the best superheroes wear masks. And wearing this Bat Mask - serving triple duty as a protective face mask, a fitting addition to your Halloween costume, and a 10/10 badass design - will indeed make you a...

Fester's Quest, based on the 1960s Addams Family TV show, was the first non-Mario, non-Tetris Nintendo game I ever got. It was really hard, and I sucked at it. Usually I died within 10 minutes, and spent the next 2 hours...

If you think the idea of a shark fart sounds funny all by itself (teeheehee, I do) wait 'til you see the hilarious execution of the Anal Explorer Starter Kit, Electric Fence Bed Divider, and Adult Diaper Garter Belt Set...

I'm not sure "light hand" would be the first superpower I'd pick, but if the gods or, like, the ghost of Thomas Edision, were offering, I sure wouldn't turn it down. No more nightlights or mini flashlights bulking up...

The Estwing Machete with its saw-back blade brings us a lifehack in all senses of the word. Literally, this bad boy will hack away all the shizit in your life - from blackberry bushes overtaking the backyard to kindling-ripe...

She-Ra: Princess of Power baked me a cake today. Custom-shaped using a set of link-and bend silicone molds like these. It's a yellow cake with chocolate chips, frosted in mint chocolate icing, and decorated with...I don't...

The Game of Nasty Things outrages and offends in the spirit of Cards Against Humanity but, in my opinion, is a more creative - albeit more challenging - party game to play. Think of it as the difference between the Reverse...

The best part of the Jetpack Pick Me Up, an inflatable jetpack costume from Morph, is that it says "Acme Jetpack" on the side. Shout out to Looney Tunes!...

Oh boy, Golden Girls Cookbook, I can't wait for my wife to make me some treats from St. Olaf! "Oooh, what's this delectable baked goodness, my darling She-Ra: Princess of Power?"...

Part glider, part football, part foam airplane, the Raptor Football from Mad Fly Sports is here to help you get into the spirit of Fall 2020...

Dude, let me start off by saying I am in no way affiliated with Dude the card game. Nor have I ever played the Game Where You Say Dude. But, dude, come on. It's like Dude coming home to Dude...

As provocative and...meaty...as the Human Skull Bowl photo above is, scroll on through the Additional Images gallery. Keep going. All the way to the end, where you'll find the one that turns a macabre creation perfect...