3D Printed T-Rex Chicken Arms

As its grand finale, 2020 presents: T-Rex-chicken hybrids! Just try to get at one of these mother clucker's eggs - she'll...uh...squawk and swat and peck and run amok. Maybe throw some chicken shit at you. But that's...

The Couch Console

We're already working, grocery shopping, and ordering piles of sweatpants and 3-course dinners without leaving home. The Couch Console proposes taking things a step further: do it all without leaving your couch. Containing...

When I say "The 17 Best Gifts to Warm You Up & Keep You Warm," I guess what I really mean is "The 17 Best Gifts to Warm Her Up & Keep Her Warm." At least that's the case in my household. Be it my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, or my mama we're talking about, those ladies are always cold. And they're...

ENHANCE Board Game Backpack

$139.99 Amazon »

If you still need a bitchin' gift for the kids from Stranger Things, here you go, the Board Game Tower Backpack from ENHANCE. They'll probably make Will carry it, and the little oddball will certainly succumb to its 23"...

Bob Ross Talking Clapper & Night Light

$29.99 Amazon »

Bob Ross and his happy little trees turned into a combo talking clapper and night light have turned me into a very happy little dude. Well. Maybe not so little. I've made a lot of mistakes...I mean happy accidents...in...

Ghostbusters Ghost Trap Incense Burner

$59.99 Amazon »

I ain't 'fraid of no ghost. Especially when they smell like sandalwood and jasmine wafting out of this Ghostbusters Ghost Trap Incense Burner. Designed and engineered by Numskull, this nifty piece of Ghostbusters merch...

TinyTV DIY Kit

$74.95 Tiny Circuits »

Big screen? Flat screen? 8K UHD? Lame. Check out the TinyTV DIY Kit, a 3D print with - ready? - four push buttons, plus an ON / OFF switch! Now that's the cutting edge electronics gift for a kid I'm talkin' 'bout. Even...

Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?

$13.95 Amazon »

Unfortunately the answer to the question we all came here for - If I die home alone, will my cat eat my eyeballs? - is not included in the blurb for Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs?: And Other Questions About Dead Bodies...

incrEDIBLE Edible Spoons

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I'm eating everything in sight! Including the spoons! Must be the holidays...

Do You Look Like Your Cat? Memory Game

$14.50 Amazon »

Do you look like your cat? I don't think I look like mine. For example, my cat, Zanzibar, has a bushy tortoiseshell coat of fur that covers his entire body, while I myself am almost entirely hairless (thanks, Remington...

These 14 gifts for the bummed out and stressed out recognize that the holidays are not the most wonderful time of the year for everyone. And in this year of 2020, one of the most BSC of all the years, that sentiment probably rings - no, gongs, incessant cowbells, jackhammers for hours early on a...

E76: What Is This Thing?

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Welcome to Edition 76 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Extans Akhal Shadow Bike

"Price on application." Not good news for anyone who wants Extans' Akhal Shadow Bike for anything more than a pipe dream. Or a photo on their desktop. But even as the latter, you have to admit this bike, inspired by the...

A Day in Code - C Programming Language Picture Book

$11.79 Amazon »

Mother Goose meets Mother of all programming languages in A Day in Code: An illustrated story written in the C programming language. Author Shari Eskenas' tale takes readers through an "epic day" of fun traveling from...

mcSquares Dry-Erase Sticky Notes

$19.99 - $49.99 Amazon »

mcStick it on, mcMessage it up, and then mcWash it all away and start again. Post-It users, are you mcLovin' these mcSquares Dry-Erase Sticky Notes as much as I am?...

The Golden Girls Geeki Tikis

$23.99 - $97.98 Amazon »

Picture it: a Sicilian Negroni on the lanai, sipped from a Sophia Patrillo Geeki Tiki, and served alongside the rest of The Golden Girls in cocktail mug form - plus Rose Nylund's famous Eggs Geflufen and Maple Syrup Honey...

Pinhead Baby Yoda

$50 Etsy »

Pinhead Baby Yoda, now that's a mashup both strange and disconcerting, yet also entirely representative of 2020. It's not really fair to Grogu, though. Sure, he has a voracious appetite, and occasionally eats others'...

Asobu StackNGo Unbreakable Wine Glasses

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Asobu StackNGo wine glasses have many nice qualities. They are unbreakable, shatterproof if dropped, since they're made of patio- and poolside-safe plastic.They're also ultra-portable, with the stem folding into the 10-ounce...

Window-Mounted Suction Cup Cat Saucer

$37.09 Etsy »

Know what I see when I look at this window-mounted cat saucer, a sort of cat hammock that attaches to glass via suction cups? The suction cup soap dish I used to have. The one that created an air- and watertight seal...

Vollebak 100 Year Sweatpants

$495 Vollebak »

100 years. Yep. That's about how long I feel like I've been wearing nothing but sweatpants. And not only does Vollebak feel the need to remind me of that, they also feel the need to create the 100 Year Sweatpants, a single...

Not dogging Peloton here - I have one and love it - but these 12 best home workout gifts that aren't a Peloton simply take into account that getting the company's COVID-exploded exercise bike and treadmill is tough right now. Popularity, combined with supply chain slowdowns, leaves many starving...

Heat Holders Slipper Socks

$17.99 - $22.99 Amazon »

Heat Holders are hands down...feet down...the warmest socks I've ever worn. Sometimes they're even too warm and I break out in the feet sweats. I wish they had a photo of what the inside looks like because from the outside...

Storm Skull Weather Predictor

Today...it will storm like the end of days! Muahahahaha! And tomorrow...it will be sunny and 75! Muahahahaha! The weather may not always be ominous, but with this Storm Skull Weather Predictor, your forecasts for it will...

STRYK RXT-1 Robotic Striking Coach

$697 STRYK »

Your dreams of being bitch slapped by a robot? Meet RXT-1. He makes dreams come true. A forthcoming "robotic striking coach" from STRYK USA, the RXT-1 mounts to your wall and uses 4 removable padded arms to spar with...