Silicone Thumb Knife for Gardening

$5.59 Amazon »

I see your green thumb, and raise you an orange thumb! With a razor sharp fingernail blade sticking out its end! This Silicone Thumb Knife is made to make harvesting your fruit and vegetable bounty, and pruning your indoor...

Dragon Collector's Knife

$950 Etsy »

This Dragon Collector's Knife is a dragon collector's knife in so many ways. Indeed, the intricate blade, hand-forged in the Damascus style, and equally intricate hand-carved wood dragon holder make it a knife for both...

Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit

$39.99 Etsy »

Nothing says, I love you to the fiercest farters in your life like a Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit. Hahaha, you might think, this is such a clever gag gift! Everyone's gonna have a good laugh at The Dude when he opens it, and...

Splitz Bedding - Split Blanket & Sheet Sets for Couples

$139 - $245 Splitz Bedding »

Cover hog! Sheet stealer! Person who is shivering cold when I am sweating through the bedding! Splitz Bedding is a solution for couples who can't get their sheet - or blanket - together in bed...

Star Wars Parody Art Prints

$40 Etsy »

Artists Bucket Art and Ashley Raine aren't the first Star Wars smarty pants to parody the franchise and immortalize characters ranging from Darth Vader and Stormtroopers to Chewbacca and R2-D2 in pieces of offbeat - and...

McIntosh MHA200 Vacuum Tube Headphone Amplifier

$2,499 McIntosh »

McIntosh has a swell idea for drowning out the sound of too much time at home with the fam: a vacuum. Actually, 4 vacuums - the pairs of 12AT7 and 12BH7A dual triode vacuum tubes that power their MHA200 Headphone Amplifier...

Needs Head T-Shirt

$19.99 - $22.39 Etsy »

The Needs Head T-Shirt is a...gag gift! I feel like I should just stop there. What more needs to be said about this delightful piece of innuendo apparel and its endless accompanying jokes and puns? Get one as a gift for...

Byte At-Home Teeth Straightening System

$1,895 - $2,295 Byte »

Take a Byte out of your crooked bite, and high dentist's fees, and long sits in the dentist's chair*, with the Byte at-home teeth straightening system. From teeth impressions to invisible aligners to a funky vibrating...

Stadium Bundt Pan

$37.99 Amazon »

If you were thinking of punting the Super Bowl this year, here's a thought: bundt it instead. Nordic Ware's Stadium Bundt Pan won't transport you to Tampa per se, but it will bring at least one kind of exhilarating action...

Penis Light Switch Cover

$5 Etsy »

Tee-hee-hee! Or should I say, Pee-hee-hee! Here are some penis light switch covers for all the lovers and lovers-less out there who just want a romantic night with some of that D. This penis is down for some lights-off...

Backcountry Hut Company System S Prefab Sauna

System S, my system says YES! Backcountry Hut Company, please feel free to send me one prefab free-standing sauna, free of all permit, construction, and assembly requirements. But do keep in mind the key word here: "free."...

Masta Box Fidget Cube & Wireless Controller

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The Masta Box, a combination fidget cube and wireless controller for technophiles, brings functional fidgeting to the world of mind-body health. Not that the introduction of fidget toys and fidget spinners to mainstream...

Fire & Flavor HERO Portable Charcoal Grilling System

$124.99 Amazon »

Some days I feel like a hero, and other days I feel like a HERO. I'm talking fat stacked sandwiches and BBQ brats cooked on a portable charcoal grilling system here, of course. Not me, like, helping my mama with her flooded...

Dragon Decanter

Sold Out Amazon »

Set the mood for a hot party, fiery drinks, and a roarin' hangover with this Dragon Decanter. Aesthetically, the decanter is more Chinese New Year celebration than Drogon Targaryen drowning his my-mama-is-dead sorrow...

PC5 People Counting Camera

Sold Out Amazon »

The PC5 People Counting Camera: for those of us who never fare so well when we run out of fingers. Designed with a 95% recognition and tallying accuracy rate when placed outdoors in direct sunlight, and a 98% accuracy...

New year, new must see products, right? Yes and no...

Aviatore Veloce Jet Engine Coffee & Tea Brewer

Super Veloce calls their Aviatore Veloce a "high-pressure brewing system for tea leaves or coffee grinds." I call it a "frikkin' jet engine tea and coffee maker!"...

Nike GO FlyEase Hands-Free Slip-On Shoe

Meet Nike No-Hands! Nike's GO FlyEase slip-ons reflect the company's first attempt to design shoes that keep your hands entirely out of the foot equation. Sliding the laceless kicks on - and off - is a 100% hands-free...

Miniature Pocket Knives

$9.99 - $12.99 Amazon »

Got a little bone to pick? These miniature pocket knives are perfect for cutting wee bits of meat off wee tiny steaks. Or maybe, like, fork and knifin' it with a pile of buffalo wings...

BARROW Fire Bowl & BBQ

You don't usually roll a bowl - unless you're using a Roll-Uh-Bowl - but the BARROW Fire Bowl & BBQ both makes it easy, and gives new meaning to the phrase...

Small Business Shoutout: Meaningful Moments Portraits

$69 - $529 Meaningful Moments »

Meaningful Moments is a collective of independent artists using standout and offbeat ideas and techniques to create one of a kind pieces for indoor and outdoor display. For today's Small Business Shoutout, I'm highlighting...

E82: What Is This Thing?

Welcome to Edition 82 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Mousarris Studio Rippling Table

If you want a dining table that's somehow simultaneously exhilarating and calming, tell Stelios Mousarris you're ready to let 'er rrrrrrripple. Mousarris' Rippling Table depicts a single drop of water hitting a lake...

Titanium Carabiner Keychain with Folding Utility Knife

$35.95 Amazon »

A clip and a snip, a link and a slice. That's what RovyVon's U4 Titanium Carabiner Keychain with Folding Utility Knife brings to the EDC table. Or rather, your pocket, belt loop, or bag strap...