Silicone Thumb Knife for Gardening
I see your green thumb, and raise you an orange thumb! With a razor sharp fingernail blade sticking out its end! This Silicone Thumb Knife is made to make harvesting your fruit and vegetable bounty, and pruning your indoor...
Dragon Collector's Knife
This Dragon Collector's Knife is a dragon collector's knife in so many ways. Indeed, the intricate blade, hand-forged in the Damascus style, and equally intricate hand-carved wood dragon holder make it a knife for both...
Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit
Nothing says, I love you to the fiercest farters in your life like a Deluxe Dutch Oven Kit. Hahaha, you might think, this is such a clever gag gift! Everyone's gonna have a good laugh at The Dude when he opens it, and...
Splitz Bedding - Split Blanket & Sheet Sets for Couples
Cover hog! Sheet stealer! Person who is shivering cold when I am sweating through the bedding! Splitz Bedding is a solution for couples who can't get their sheet - or blanket - together in bed...
Star Wars Parody Art Prints
Artists Bucket Art and Ashley Raine aren't the first Star Wars smarty pants to parody the franchise and immortalize characters ranging from Darth Vader and Stormtroopers to Chewbacca and R2-D2 in pieces of offbeat - and...
McIntosh MHA200 Vacuum Tube Headphone Amplifier
McIntosh has a swell idea for drowning out the sound of too much time at home with the fam: a vacuum. Actually, 4 vacuums - the pairs of 12AT7 and 12BH7A dual triode vacuum tubes that power their MHA200 Headphone Amplifier...
Needs Head T-Shirt
The Needs Head T-Shirt is a...gag gift! I feel like I should just stop there. What more needs to be said about this delightful piece of innuendo apparel and its endless accompanying jokes and puns? Get one as a gift for...
Byte At-Home Teeth Straightening System
Take a Byte out of your crooked bite, and high dentist's fees, and long sits in the dentist's chair*, with the Byte at-home teeth straightening system. From teeth impressions to invisible aligners to a funky vibrating...
Stadium Bundt Pan
If you were thinking of punting the Super Bowl this year, here's a thought: bundt it instead. Nordic Ware's Stadium Bundt Pan won't transport you to Tampa per se, but it will bring at least one kind of exhilarating action...
Penis Light Switch Cover
Tee-hee-hee! Or should I say, Pee-hee-hee! Here are some penis light switch covers for all the lovers and lovers-less out there who just want a romantic night with some of that D. This penis is down for some lights-off...
Backcountry Hut Company System S Prefab Sauna
System S, my system says YES! Backcountry Hut Company, please feel free to send me one prefab free-standing sauna, free of all permit, construction, and assembly requirements. But do keep in mind the key word here: "free."...
Masta Box Fidget Cube & Wireless Controller
The Masta Box, a combination fidget cube and wireless controller for technophiles, brings functional fidgeting to the world of mind-body health. Not that the introduction of fidget toys and fidget spinners to mainstream...
Fire & Flavor HERO Portable Charcoal Grilling System
Some days I feel like a hero, and other days I feel like a HERO. I'm talking fat stacked sandwiches and BBQ brats cooked on a portable charcoal grilling system here, of course. Not me, like, helping my mama with her flooded...
Dragon Decanter
Set the mood for a hot party, fiery drinks, and a roarin' hangover with this Dragon Decanter. Aesthetically, the decanter is more Chinese New Year celebration than Drogon Targaryen drowning his my-mama-is-dead sorrow...
PC5 People Counting Camera
The PC5 People Counting Camera: for those of us who never fare so well when we run out of fingers. Designed with a 95% recognition and tallying accuracy rate when placed outdoors in direct sunlight, and a 98% accuracy...
New year, new must see products, right? Yes and no...
Aviatore Veloce Jet Engine Coffee & Tea Brewer
Super Veloce calls their Aviatore Veloce a "high-pressure brewing system for tea leaves or coffee grinds." I call it a "frikkin' jet engine tea and coffee maker!"...
Nike GO FlyEase Hands-Free Slip-On Shoe
Meet Nike No-Hands! Nike's GO FlyEase slip-ons reflect the company's first attempt to design shoes that keep your hands entirely out of the foot equation. Sliding the laceless kicks on - and off - is a 100% hands-free...
Miniature Pocket Knives
Got a little bone to pick? These miniature pocket knives are perfect for cutting wee bits of meat off wee tiny steaks. Or maybe, like, fork and knifin' it with a pile of buffalo wings...
BARROW Fire Bowl & BBQ
You don't usually roll a bowl - unless you're using a Roll-Uh-Bowl - but the BARROW Fire Bowl & BBQ both makes it easy, and gives new meaning to the phrase...
Small Business Shoutout: Meaningful Moments Portraits
Meaningful Moments is a collective of independent artists using standout and offbeat ideas and techniques to create one of a kind pieces for indoor and outdoor display. For today's Small Business Shoutout, I'm highlighting...
E82: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 82 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
Mousarris Studio Rippling Table
If you want a dining table that's somehow simultaneously exhilarating and calming, tell Stelios Mousarris you're ready to let 'er rrrrrrripple. Mousarris' Rippling Table depicts a single drop of water hitting a lake...
Titanium Carabiner Keychain with Folding Utility Knife
A clip and a snip, a link and a slice. That's what RovyVon's U4 Titanium Carabiner Keychain with Folding Utility Knife brings to the EDC table. Or rather, your pocket, belt loop, or bag strap...