Football Tumbler Beer Glass Set

$19.98 Amazon »

I like football and all, but with the wacked-out year we had, the 2020 NFL season has pretty much gone by without my notice. I didn't even know the Super Bowl was happening in 2021, much less that it's coming right up...

Coca-Cola with Coffee

Discontinued

Coca-Cola with Coffee. Um...yum? Ew? I don't know. I like Coke. I like coffee. Sometimes putting two things you love together is magical, and sometimes it's a disaster. Sometimes they hate each other. Sometimes they get...

Timber Stoves - Wood Pellet Patio Heaters

$1,099 - $1,849 Timber Stoves »

Wood pellets. Gravity. Venturi effect. I call ye together to my Timber Stove and say, "Let there be heat!" Oh, I guess I need a little lighter fluid too, but electricity? Nay. You stay with the infrared bulbs and propane...

The Fingercrab

$101.39 Etsy »

Thing, is that you? How'd you get crabs? My money's on Cousin Itt. No? It was Uncle Fester?! How? He's so bald he doesn't even have eyebrows!...

Agave Tequila Decanter Set & Glasses

$54.95 Amazon »

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, four. Five tequila, six tequila...time to refill the shot glasses in the Agave Tequila Decanter Set if you want to have some more...

Flippin' Mittens

If you can't score a pair of Bernie Mittens, might I suggest Flippin' Mittens as a close second in eye-catching and meme-worthy mitten designs? Running as a limited edition from Matt Benedetto's Unnecessary Inventions...

Easy-Grip Right Angle Kitchen Knife

$22.95 Amazon »

Even after reading this easy-grip right angle kitchen knife's description, I'm not exactly sure how it makes it easier for people with compromised hand function or weakness to cook me dinner, buy hey. Who am I to question...

Raspberry Pi Pico - RP2040 Microcontroller Chip

$4 CanaKit »

Care for another slice of Raspberry Pi? The UK computer and programming hardware foundation has just released the Raspberry Pi Pico, an RP2040 microcontroller chip. Like their other Pi-namite computers and products, the...

Candy Kraft Macaroni & Cheese

Kraft Mac & Cheese that's dyed pink and flavored like candy. That's sweetened pink noodles and cheese sauce. So...is this Kraft limited edition supposed to be a Valentine's Day gift for someone you love or someone you...

Mast Humidifier - Natural Japanese Cypress Humidifier

$95 - $139 IPPINKA »

The Mast Humidifier is a design- and eco-friendly option for bringing some moisture back to your parched home and sandpaper sinuses this winter. Made of hinoki, Japanese cypress, the Mast Humidifier uses no electricity...

This roundup of 16 of the best gifts for cat lovers, like my compilation of 17 of the best gifts for dog lovers, includes both pet care items that will give your kitty something to meow! about, and cat-themed human items that will give you as a cat lover something to...well, if you love our feline...

Rotating Cup-Washing Brush

Sold Out Amazon »

Oooh, a suction cuppable car wash for your dirty glasses. This rotating cup-washing brush secures upright or sideways to any surface friendly to its 3 big suckers. (Though I'm not really sure why you'd mount it anywhere...

Dimple Non-Drip Ice Cream Scoop

$18.99 Amazon »

Awww, look at the dimples and collar on this little guy. Joseph Joseph covered the interior of their Dimple Non-Drip Ice-Cream Scoop in hexagonal smile dents to make it easier to tap scooped ice cream into bowls or onto...

LAVO Hybrid Hydrogen Battery for Home & Office Power

$22,700 - $26,800 LAVO »

I'd like to say LAVO deserves a resounding "Bravo!" - or at least a fist bump - for becoming what its Australian creators call "The world's first integrated hybrid hydrogen battery that combines with rooftop solar to...

AYA Bazooka Sushi Making Kit

$16.95 Amazon »

The AYA Bazooka Sushi Making Kit contains everything you need - from rice paddle to roll bazooka, sushi knife to sushi mat - to make you lament as to why the H-E-Double-Chopsticks you thought it would be a good idea to...

World's Smallest Vacuum

$22.95 Amazon »

Want to give her something absolutely adorable for V-Day? World's Smallest Vacuum at your service. And this miniature dustbuster isn't just as precious as Baby Yoda either, it's as functional as the little guy too, using...

Carbon Fiber Stormtrooper Helmet

$850 - $950 Etsy »

A Carbon Fiber Stormtrooper Helmet? Yes, please. Every carbon fiber of my being wants one. Made by Keith Robinson of Carbon Art Co., each Carbon Fiber Stormtrooper - Death Trooper might be more fitting - Helmet is a one-of-a-kind...

Nintendo NES Controller Valet Tray

$49 Etsy »

Take NES Controller of your life with a snazzy Nintendo NES Controller Valet Tray from Reimagined Wood Shop. The tribute to the classic gaming system is CNC carved from your choice of 7 different woods, each sanded and...

Small Business Shoutout: TOA Waters Brawny Bubble Baths

$32.99 TOA Waters »

Do you like bubble baths? Are you a rugged individual? If you said yes, well then, have you tried TOA Waters bubble baths for the rugged individual? And if you said no, well then, have you tried TOA Waters bubble baths...

E81: What Is This Thing?

$57.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 81 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Ora Shower Panel

Do you prefer a bath Ora Shower? Give me one of Vladimir Polikarpov's design award-winning leaf-like shower panels, and I'm an Ora Shower dude forevermore...

Light My Fingers Candle

By "Light My Fingers," this most excellent candle from Claire Olshan really means, "Light 3 of my fingers and my thumb. The 4th finger, well, it's gonna stay long and strong in the middle, fully formed and upright as...

Zombie Plant Seeds

$8.95 Amazon »

These Zombie Plant seeds are good for growing yourself a very interesting, and kid-friendly, kind of houseplant. It's called a Mimosa Pundica, and despite its colloquial name, this zombie-like plant won't try to eat you...

SleepMuffs Sound-Blocking Neck Pillow

$100 Blisstil »

Sure, SleepMuffs look a little silly on their wearer, but consider: 1) you're either wearing the sound-blocking neck pillow while sleeping in your bed, a time and place (presumably) no one is judging how you look; or...