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As much as I miss these simpler days on the ski slopes, I think I'd rather move forward with Oakley's Airwave HUD & GPS goggles than don my pink & purple snowsuit and man perm to travel back in time. Though you'll pay dearly...
/green-cthulhu-ski-mask-3612.jpg "Cthulhu Ski Mask")
When it's cold on the slopes, the only thing better than wearing a toasty warm ski mask is wearing a toasty warm ski mask whose Lovecraftian green tentacles scare the ever loving shit out of fellow downhillers. The Cthulhu...
/backyard-hockey-rink-4960.jpg "Backyard Hockey Rink")
Winter is coming. And when the temperatures drop below freezing, and the snow and ice and dragons and White Walkers storm your abode, it's important to be a good host. To welcome them with some Ice 'N' Go backyard hockey rink action. Obviously designed by the Canadians, the Ice 'N' Go arrives as a kit that includes the PVC rink frame and a vinyl liner to create borders, plus optional hockey goals....
/gas-powered-snowboard-2297.jpg?mode=crop "Gas Powered Snowboard")
This is the gas-powered vehicle that combines the thrill of riding a snowmobile and the freedom of a snowboard, enabling you to surf effortlessly over the deepest fresh powder or on packed, granular snow....
/Crossbow-Snowball-Launcher-1340.jpg?mode=crop "Crossbow Snowball Launcher")
Concussion, anyone? The Crossbow Snow Launcher blasts a sizable wad of hard-packed snow up to 60 feet to strike the included target (yeah, like that's ever making it out of the box) or wallop your deserving victim. Schoolyard...
/monster-ski-masks-black-4102.jpg "Monster Ski Masks")
I know, I know, it's the height of summer, and not only is this a collection of knitted winter ski masks, it's a collection of somewhat perplexing Monster Ski Masks that range from Kitschy Polka-Dotted S&M Beast to Black Tentacled Bearer of Certain Tortuous Death. But look at the craftsmanship! All masks are custom made by Tracy Widdess of the appropriately-named shop Brutal Knitting. I can't decide...
