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Inflatable Pink Flamingo Coasters

By: on July 09, 2015
  • Inflatable Pink Flamingo Coasters
  • Inflatable Pink Flamingo Coasters
$9.05
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If I forgo the purple umbrella is it OK to float my pina colada in one of these inflatable pink flamingo coasters? Let your drinks get in on the same swimmin' pool action as the rest of your sun-soaked self this summer with a set of 12 floating flamingos. Yep, that's right, a whole dozen blow-up birds just itching to class up your favorite body of water while lugging your beers and sodies around on their backs.

The inflatable flamingo coasters measure 7-1/2" in diameter and are calibrated to hold 12-ounce drink cans. Also suitable for use on land, which is where I'd sure as Shinola be spending my whole summer if I lived in the Carolinas.

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