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Guardian 1300 Professional Flashlight

By: on May 15, 2016
$79.99
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Got a light? The Guardian 1300 is part of Intervine's Professional Series of tactical LED flashlights, which I guess means it has enough strength and richness in design features that it's suitable for use by professional wanderers around in the dark. Which also includes people like me who just enjoy owning fat wads of gear rated for extreme environments and encounters he will never experience.

The Guardian 1300 shines through a CREE XM-L U2 LED bulb covered in an ultra-clear tempered glass lens for extreme brightness. It also has a Tactical Tail Switch in addition to the standard Luminescent Soft Button for extreme versatility. Five different operating modes, including Full, Medium, Low, Strobe, and SOS give flashlight users extreme output control. The Strobe mode doubles as a self defense feature capable of disorienting assailants, while the Guardian's stainless steel ridged Strike Bezel can deliver a formidable wallop for extreme personal protection.

Flashlight power comes courtesy of either a high-capacity rechargeable lithium ion battery (included with purchase, along with the charger) or 3 x AAA alkaline batteries (XL version, also included with purchase.

The Guardian 1300 case has a brushed aircraft grade aluminum alloy finish that is scratch- and shock-resistant, and a textured anti-slip handle. The package also comes with a removable belt clip and gift box with magnetic closing lid, for those of you who see Father's Day gift for Dad written all over this professional, tactical, self-defense, emergency, extreme piece of illuminating gear.

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