Wolverine Style Hand Claw Dagger
What the WTF Amazon? You're in the weapons trade now? These costume-y looking hand claws have real blades of razor-sharp, 8.75-inch, 440C stainless steel, which make them exponentially and disturbingly more portentous than actual claws. The best--meaning the worst--part is that the claw secures quickly and easily to the hand with a simple Velcro wristband. Even a child could use it! So, perfect for your next cage fight with a tiger, but entirely inappropriate for pretty much any other use.
Except maybe piercing and flipping meat. Hmmm, like at my summer BBQs. Where these daggers of steel could split a dozen brats down their midlines in 10 seconds flat. Or sling a triumvirate of burgers dripping with charcoal-infused perfection onto perfectly toasted buns. Or possibly impale any uninvited werewolves attracted to the scent of steaks I'll sear to a succulently juicy, blood-red rare. Aw man, Hand Claw = my ticket to undisputed title of Grill Master.
OK, I guess I kind of see the appeal.