Perfectly spherical globes of meat absorbing the smoke and slight char of a grill without cooking unevenly or coming out looking all catawampus. On earth, it cannot exist. This must be what awaits me, along with circa 1988 Michelle Pfeiffer and an infinite stock of Bud Light Lime, in heaven.
Huh? What's that you say Outset, manufacturer of fine grilling tools? A Meatball Grill Basket? A Meatball Grill Basket?! Available for online purchase and speedy delivery? Suddenly, my Gilbert Godfried voiced Oh, balls! Another thing I want that I can't have! becomes my Barry White voiced Ohhh ballsss. Meatballsss. Bow-chicka-bow-bow.
The Meatball Grill Basket hugs and locks in place your most precious compilations of beef, pork, lamb, egg, breadcrumbs, garlic, spices, and whatever else you like to roll between the palms of your hands. Once loaded, all you have to do is set the nonstick implement over your open flames and flip when necessary with the basket's long rosewood handle. Holds up to 12 meatballs per round of mowing down.