Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

By: on March 03, 2014
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We've seen dudes with horse head masks and we've seen squirrels with big head feeders, so to complete the triangle of masks and garden critter nourishment, Archie McPhee obviously had to create a Horse Head Squirrel Feeder. I know this line of merchandise is going to get old in 5 or so minutes, but at least for the next 4 my simple mind will be able to profit from some uproarious entertainment. Hey Mama! I just saw a squirrel with the head of a horse! That's crazy!

The hanging vinyl squirrel feeder measures 10" x 6-1/2" from muzzle to mane, and ear to severed neck. And buyers, be sure to set up a camera to record the inevitable debauchery that's going to go down when you install a kibble-filled horse head for your bushy-tailed backyard rodents. Can you say viral YouTube footage in the making? I myself an banking on catching a feeding horse-headed squirrel back mounted by a frog wearing the head of Cosmo Kramer. Giiiddy-up!

Muchas danke to reader Jeremy for the Dude Product Tip.

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