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Gemmy Airblown 12' Movie Screen

By: on June 29, 2015
$149.99
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Grabbing a blanket, a pile of sandwiches, a water bottle of contraband booze, and a coupla tickets to an outdoor movie is always a fun summer activity. Unless they're showing Dirty Dancing, which they invariably always, always are when some chick manipulates me into going. The guilt trips and who provides the roof over my head card won't work much longer, Mama! Soon enough I'll be my own sole provider!

OK, technically I'm moving into my girlfriend's condo, which she'll mostly be paying for, but the point is, when I go to Flicks on the Green this year, it will be to see the Goonies never say die, not Patrick Swayze saying...I can't even say it. The worst line in cinematic history.

If your town doesn't do the open-air cinema thing, or is only showing chick flick suckage this season, here's an alternative for you: the Gemmy Airblown, a 12' inflatable movie screen. The system self-inflates and sets up in minutes for parties, presentations, or good old quality time with the fam. Packages include everything needed to roll film--stakes, tethers, and a fan, plus a spare fuse and storage bag for collapsing and compacting when not in use.

Once in position pair the Airblown with any compatible projector system (check out the PicoPro) and enjoy 12' worth of big screen action in the privacy of your backyard.

Muchas danke to Manny for the Dude Product Tip.

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