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Faux Ivy Privacy Screen

By: on May 15, 2017
$42.99 - $49.99
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Draw the curtain of privacy over your fenced-in yard with an expandable screen of faux ivy. I'm not sure I believe it creates a "naturally looking" hedge on fences and walls, but the stuff doesn't look hideous in the photos--nicer than chain link, anyway--and does seem to get the job of infilling gaps between slats and grates done. Plus satisfies the larger goal of giving nosy neighbors an eyeful of ivy when they try to spy on summer BBQs they weren't invited to, or pass judgement on the types of outdoor "recreational activities" you partake in on your own damn property.

This prIVYcy screen is made with real woods and UV-stabilized polyethylene leaves that are sunlight- and water-resistant. Each piece is super expandable, measuring 48' tall x 18" long out of the box, and 18' tall x 116' long fully stretched. You can choose between screens with leaves on one or both sides.

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Helmfon Noise-Cancelling Helmet

Looks like Helmfon Jr. is playing with Daddy's noise-cancelling helmet again. Don't worry, kiddo, you'll grow into Darth Helmfon's sound absorber and privacy sphere soon enough. And then all the power of the Audibly Dark...

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Keter Cool Bar - Outdoor Table & Cooler

$118.93 from Amazon »

I don't have a lot of space for outdoor furniture, so I like the double duty Keter's Cool Bar has agreed to pull for me. Part side table, part - surprise! - cooler, and it doesn't even look big and clunky, or like an...

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Rechargeable Patio Umbrella Light

$48.99 from Amazon »

This rechargeable patio umbrella light is for everyone who wants to have it both ways: an umbrella that blocks out the blaze of the sun in the daytime, and then recreates it at night. The donut light contains 28 LEDs...

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iNyx - Self-Contained-Bedroom Bed

$9,999 from iNyx »

January 2017 Update: iNyx has now developed its own website. At printing, the online ordering system linked to an iNyx IndieGoGo crowdfunding page here....

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WORX Electric Leaf Mulcher

$111.53 from Amazon »

When the leaves start to fall the WORX begins. WORX's Electric Leaf Mulcher aims to remove some of the pain from the giant pain in the ass of fall and winter yard cleanup....

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Tertill Solar-Powered Weeding Robot

It's a weeding robot, not a weed robot, but the Tertill gets just as many props for helping out with the most tedious of yard work as it would for...what would a weed robot do, anyway? Roll joints and pack bowls? Turn...

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Hushme Voice Mask & Muffler for Mobile Phones

$149 - $189 from Hushme »

The Hushme is like the Baby Muzzle for adults! Of course, they spin it that the (Bane-approved!) voice mask and muffler serves wearers and their privacy while taking phone calls in public, not that it protects all the...

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Beach House Garden Shed

$4,352 from Amazon »

See, if my mama had installed a shed that looked like a beach house in my back yard when I was a kid, maybe I would have been more amenable to going inside it, and bringing out the tools and equipment she wanted me to...

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Hydro-Ball Wind Spinner

$129.95 from Wind & Weather »

The Hydro-Ball Wind Spinner isn't just a fetching piece of kinetic yard art, it's a Daddy's Little Helper that waters the grass or flower beds so you don't have to....

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Hideez Digital Key

$49 from Hideez »

The Hideez Key is your 9-gram knight in digital armor. The password storage and protection device uses Bluetooth (specifically RXP proximity profile of Bluetooth 4.0 Low Energy communication protocol) to sense and connect...

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Robomow Robotic Lawn Mower

$699 - $2,499 from Amazon »

Robomow. Just another example of robots taking human jobs. Husbands and sons of the world, I hear your protests. I feel your outrage. I...wait. Actually, I don't hear or feel anything from the husbands and sons of the...

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Intex Ultra Daybed Inflatable Lounge

$45.27 from Amazon »

I like it. Intex hasn't just made their daybed an indoor / outdoor lounger, they've made it a dry land / chillin' on the water piece of inflatable relaxation too. The big ol' disc can fit 2 comfortably and more than 2...