Dragon Downspout Statue
While I would prefer to have a dragon that breathes fire and prepares to reclaim Westeros for the rightful Queen, Daenerys Targaryen, I guess one that diverts water is an OK second. This gothic, gargoyle-inspired dragon downspout statue looks scary enough to dissuade the field mice from building nests in the downspout's opening. However, it also looks scary enough for the neighborhood kids to steal and use as a guardian mascot for their treehouse. That's what I would do if I were a neighborhood kid anyway. I would also learn to ride a bike and throw a ball and breakdance. Ah, the missed opportunities of my youth.