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Decorpro Ion Fire Pit

By: on May 10, 2016
$1,650
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I can't decide what to use Decorpro's Ion fire pit for first: 1) Making an offering to the gods of beer gut removal in time for shirtless season; 2) burning my 38 belts, XL T-shirts, and other bad beer gut juju; or 3) Cooking a juicy pig on the spit.

Inspired by Roman architecture and lighting shit on fire, the Ion is a 100% steel pit with ascending columns encircling its flames, and corresponding feet underneath to provide a sturdy platform for use, and a foot plus of base plate separation from the ground. It is coated in an automotive-grade epoxy powder finish, but will develop a natural patina after repeated exposure to high temperatures.

Ion columns all have cutout slits for resting skewers and roasting sticks, or mounting rotisserie spits. Dimensions are 46.8" x 46.8" x 39".

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This is what we call an imperfect synergy. In the battle of the two tackiest, yet most often seen yard decorations (no offense fake plastic deer), it looks as if the gnomes have won. And it was bloody. Zombie gnomes 1...

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Pyro Mini Fireball Shooter

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