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Combat Garden Gnome

Combat Garden Gnome
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People just can't wait to pervert emblems of peace and goodwill, can they? First the benevolent garden gnome goes zombie and now he's Charlton Heston. Still, at under a foot tall, these combative cuties make perfect pairs--or full squadrons--for anyone who wants to intimidate the neighbors' encroaching cats, while simultaneously decreasing their property values. Weaponry choices include US Marine Corps darling, the M16A2 assault rifle, and the AK-47, stereotypical favorite of the Amish. One word of warning: despite the anti-social message a gun-totin' lawn bauble seems to convey, what installing it in your yard really says is "Attention Rednecks! Mi casa es su casa!"

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