Combat Garden Gnome
People just can't wait to pervert emblems of peace and goodwill, can they? First the benevolent garden gnome goes zombie and now he's Charlton Heston. Still, at under a foot tall, these combative cuties make perfect pairs--or full squadrons--for anyone who wants to intimidate the neighbors' encroaching cats, while simultaneously decreasing their property values. Weaponry choices include US Marine Corps darling, the M16A2 assault rifle, and the AK-47, stereotypical favorite of the Amish. One word of warning: despite the anti-social message a gun-totin' lawn bauble seems to convey, what installing it in your yard really says is "Attention Rednecks! Mi casa es su casa!"