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Ball of Fire Outdoor Fireplace

By: on September 27, 2013
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I feel like this steel mesh ball should contain, like, a set of conjoined twin brothers on motorcycles, not just a pile of logs and flames. No worries, though. I'm sure the Ball of Fire can go from outdoor fireplace to Globe of Death easy enough if the wrong jackass opens its lid.

Landmann's fire sphere dishes out a 360-degree view of cracklin' embers without spitting any cracklin' embers onto the people enjoying its 360-degree view. The half-dome pivoting door provides quick access for stoking, refueling, and s'mores fishing in the back yard.

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Complement those lazy, hazy, crazy...miserable, cold-ass days of winter with a Vigo tabletop fireplace. The piece's dual stainless steel burners run on Moda Flame ventless ethanol fuel, so no electricity, gas, chimney...

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Burning Through Cash Table

Amarist Studio and Alejandro Monge hope their cash pyre coffee table will ignite as much discussion as it does 50 Euro bills. The piece is a symbolic reflection on "the volatility of money and its true value," consumerist...

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Logmatic Wedge Axe Firewood Splitters

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Using the Logmatic is kind of like digging a hole. Through a tree. The un-axes, or rather, Wedge Axes, are ergonomic hand tools designed especialy for splitting firewood and kindling. Place your Logmatic's flat head on...