Deuce Dropper Pooping Butt Tea Infuser
Some take their tea black, but those who use the Deuce Dropper pooping butt tea infuser know it tastes best brown. Hope your cup of tea doesn't mind getting teabagged!
In the spirit of the Running Behind condiment bottle topper, I present you another tacky piece of kitchen gear, and gross way to eat and drink. Officially called Stool Tea (I think my Deuce Dropper branding is so much better though) this tea infuser features a bare ass "anchor" for your mug, connected via a line of loosened bowls to a steeper swirled into a giant pile of poo.
To use the infuser place your loose tea inside the poo, drop the deuce into a mug (preferably the Toilet Mug), pour in water just off the boil, and let steep for 3 to 4 minutes for black, and 4 to 5 minutes for herbal tea. Be careful not to steep too long or your tea will taste like shit.
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