Food & Drink

Float Buddy Soda Float Glass

$12.99 from Amazon »

Mmm, when's the last time you had a root beer float? Or a Coke float? Or a sodie float of any kind? The Float Buddy provides instant access to, and ensuing instant pleasure from, whatever soda float you can dream up...

Hot Dog Man & Marshmallow Woman Campfire Cooking Sticks

$40 from Amazon »

Hot diggity...boobies! Wieners too! Meet the Hot Dog Man and the Marshmallow Woman, a campfire cooking stick power couple whose powers include: roasting hot dogs; toasting marshmallows; and giving everyone they meet their...

Pure Titanium Beer Mug

$168 from Amazon »

Ivory soap might be 99 44/100% pure, but this titanium beer mug ekes out the win at 99.5%. Not that soap and titanium really merit comparison, but since they're calling this double insulated drinkware a beer mug, and...

Brumate Glitter Flask

$17.50 - $22.99 from Amazon »

Summer is boozin' in the park season. Summer is bachelorette season. And I'm pretty sure every season is Glitter Champagne, Glitter Mermaid, and Glitter Maleficent season, so getting a Brumate Glitter Flask as a gift...

Alpicool Portable Refrigerators/Freezers

$179 - $380 from Amazon »

If you're off-gridding, off-roading, road tripping, or just hanging next to a 12/24V DC power supply this summer, save the ice for your drinks and swap out your cooler for one of Alpicool's portable refrigerator / freezer...

PackIt Flex Bento Food Storage Container

$17.99 from Amazon »

The PackIt Flex bento-style divided food storage container ensures you'll be able to PackIt in, and then PackIt down the hatch at lunchtime, without being dealt the crushing blow of finding your chicken salad wrap has...

Volkswagen Bus Cooler

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While I wouldn't consider an actual classic Volkswagen bus the ultimate Dad car - leave that to the Subaru Outback - a classic Volkswagen bus cooler? On wheels so Dad can pull his beers just like his kid in a wagon? Oh...

Lodge Cast Iron Cook-It-All Kit

$129.98 from Amazon »

Oh Lodge, you're such a cook-it-all. Brushing off others' dutch ovens and individual pieces of campfire cookware, acting like your 2 pieces of cast iron reign supreme for all needs, in all conditions. It's especially...

BruMate MargTini Insulated Margarita Martini Tumbler

$24.99 from Amazon »

The BruMate MargTini insulated margarita martini tumbler is like Cinco de Mayo shaken up with Mother's Day and served on the decorative rocks in the backyard with a shelter-in-place twist...

Alessi Bulla Bottle Opener

$42 from Amazon »

Disguised as a liquid metal trinket*, the Alessi Bulla Bottle Opener ensures they'll never see but a glint and a flash coming when, with the flick of a wrist, you pop open their beer, and put a cap in their lap...

Skull Mason Jar Mug

$17.99 from Amazon »

I've always known all that sweet tea my friend Cornelius drinks is just glorified poison that will kill him some day. And it appears the makers of this Skull Mason Jar Mug wholeheartedly agree with me. I mean, I know...

Cuisinart Butter Wheel

$14.15 from Amazon »

Behold a land o' lakes of butter, and the Cuisinart Butter Wheel ready to turn through it proud as Mary, so you can slather the melted gold inside onto bread, buns, baguettes, and dinner rolls for grilling or griddling...

Foosball Table Cooler

$194.95 from Amazon »

It's the pub game and the pub all in one with this foosball table cooler. The rolling ice chest has a 68-quart capacity for keeping up to 60 cans or 50 bottles cold for hours. Which is how long it's gonna take to get...

Dumpster Fire 2020 Insulated Travel Mug

$29.95 from Amazon »

Dumpster Fire 2020 merch is about to light up online marketplaces. This Dumpster Fire 2020 insulated travel mug from Missing Digit Woodshop is a big deviation from their other whimsical designs, namely the Spartan Knife...

DeWalt Roto Molded Coolers

$99.99 - $299.99 from Amazon »

DeWalt's series of roto molded coolers are a shoutout to construction workers. The 10-, 25-, 45-, and 65-quart ice chests are made with the DeWalt T.O.U.G.H. Roto Mold Design, engineered specifically to withstand a little...

Vremi Countertop Ice Maker

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Is it just me, or do the ice cubes the Vremi Countertop Ice Maker freezes look like gumdrops? Like thimbles. Kids dressed up as ghosts on Halloween. Butt plugs you might get stuck up your hole, but never fear! Just wait...

It's Too Peopley Mug

$11.99 from Amazon »

According to its oldest review, the Sometimes I Stay Inside Because It's Just Too Peopley Out There mug has been around since at least August of 2018. So while this is certainly an apropos piece of coronavirus merch...

Roccbox Portable Outdoor Pizza Oven

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Is your pizza dough ready to Rocc? The Roccbox is a portable outdoor pizza oven from Gozney. Fueled with your choice of gas or wood, the wee footprint of the Roccbox is able to fire up to 932 degrees F, and cook a Neapolitan...

Mr. & Mrs. Lee Portable Chopsticks

$24.99 from Animi Causa »

According to Anima Causa, the Mr. & Mrs. Lee Portable Chopsticks "cut down the usage of disposable chopsticks while they, themselves, are functional to the max as every part has its own role." Did you hear that, Zack...

Eggplant Sauce Bottle

$24.95 from Amazon »

Sure, you can call this condiment conveyor an "Eggplant Sauce Bottle," but we all know the anatomical emoji brought to culinary life is really only suitable for mayo. At least if you're to provide the most fun, funny...

What Now Bitch? T-Rex Coffee Mug

$15.95 from Amazon »

The expression of pure joy on the What Now Bitch? T-Rex's face probably brings me more joy than the mug's sentiment itself...

CrazyCap UV Water Bottle Purifier

$62.99 - $69.99 from Amazon »

Doesn't sound so crazy to me to want clean drinking water. But maybe the CrazyCap, a UV water purifier that screws right on top of your water bottle, takes its name from the anticipated public response to hearing this...

Ring Pop Shot Glass Set

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Rings of Sapphire Gin, Ruby Red Grapefruit Vodka, and Jose Cuervo Gold Tequila. They may not signify a marriage proposal, but a proposal to get engaged with shots downed from these Ring Pop Shot Glasses isn't a bad Valentine's...

X-Men Wolverine Corn Cob Holders

$9.99 from GameStop »

Forget enemies and evil villains, what you really need some indestructible adamantium dagger claws to put in check is your corn on the cob. These new Wolverine corn cob holders - delightfully named Corn on the Claws -...