Food & Drink

Petschke Pick Bourbon Barrel Toothpicks

$14.99 from Amazon »

Wash down Mom's creamed spinach with a glass of bourbon, and then pick out the green nuggets that stayed behind with a Petschke Bourbon Barrel Toothpick. Petschke Picks, handmade in Crestwood, KY, are thick-cut straight...

1-oz Leather Keychain Flasks

$15.71 from Etsy »

I'm not sure what it says for a cat to be carrying a flask around on the same piece of EDC they use to hold their keys, but I'm still digging the design of these 1-ounce leather-wrapped keychain flasks. Just remember...

Hotdogger - Hot Dog Bun Driller

$9.99 from Amazon »

Nevermind, Hotdogger, that no one's life is going to be lacking without a device that "drills" a hole in uncut hot dog buns so you can slip the dogs in condom-style and avert a condiment spurt while you're eating. I'm...

Brass Ship Wheel Nutcracker

$35.99 from Amazon »

Typically the words "ship" and "crack" do not go well together. But here, reimagined as a countertop brass ship wheel and nutcracker, they make a mighty fine pair, and give your unopened pecans and walnuts, your almonds...

Titanium Toothpick Set

$24.88 from Amazon »

Have you found it too difficult to draw blood and impale your gums picking your teeth with weak ass wood toothpicks? Titanium is the answer! These titanium toothpicks from Kizer are 100% solid, strong, and super-pointy...

46"-Tall Wine Glass

$143.58 from Amazon »

This 46"-tall wine glass is both a step up and a step down from the Guzzle Buddy...

Bulletproof Whisky Vault - Ultimate Whisky Protection

Protect your family. Protect your friends. Protect your whiskey. The Whisky Vault (we'll agree to disagree on whether or not the word is better with an "e") is for the most serious of whisk(e)y collectors. Those who feel...

Goat Mug - Viking Horn Insulated Coffee Mug

$29.25 - $34.25 from Amazon »

We've seen Viking drinking horns that hold brew before, but the Goat Mug takes a different approach with the word, showing off its arcing conical shape in the form of an insulated drink carrier designed especially for...

Ardent Nova Decarboxylator

$210 from Amazon »

What the Ardent Nova is a decarboxylator? Well, if you have to ask you probably...are just like me. Today I learned Ardent's countertop device "decarbs" cannabis, or activates the THC in the raw flower (it will do kief...

Cup Cozy Pillow

$26.99 from Amazon »

I always preferred the term "koozie" to "cozy" because, really, how cozy can a foam cylinder made to hold your beer be? Well. I stand corrected. If you turn that cup holder into a squishy pillow with space for not one...

Orvis Personalized Toasting Box

$139 from Amazon »

Orvis' Personalized Toasting Box, a cased set of 10 shot glasses, plus a slot for a bottle of whiskey, is my #1 pick for the Thanksgiving dinner potluck this year. Maybe doctor it up as a monogrammed gift for Dad, and...

Cereal Monsters Geeki Tiki Mugs

Some of you bastards lucky dudes already scored a Count Chocula, Frankenberry, or Boo Berry Geeki Tiki Mug at San Diego Comic-Con this past summer. Entertainment Earth was apparently selling them at their expo booth...

Pizza Pocket To Go - Slice of Pizza Carrier

$7.99 from Amazon »

The only - only! - way I would submit to wearing a lanyard in life is if it had a Pizza Pocket to Go hanging from it. I thought takeaway pizza didn't get any better than the by-the-slice option, but now, holy pepperoni!...

Ultrasonic Beer Can Foamer

$25.99 from Amazon »

I guess the question isn't so much does this Ultrasonic Beer Can Foamer work as it is, presuming it does work, is there any part of you that wants an Ultrasonic Beer Can Foamer? Even as a gag or novelty gift, the battery-operated...

Fenik Yuma Cooler - Ice- & Electricity-Free Fridge

$120 - $140 from Kickstarter »

The Fenik Yuma Cooler is about to make evaporative cooling a whole lot cooler. Designed as an eco-friendly refrigeration solution for areas without easy access to electricity and ice, the cooler is able to keep perishables...

Mickey Mouse Chocolate Fountain

$35 from Amazon »

Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you...got any more pound cake for me to hold under your torso of cascading liquid chocolate?...

YETI Tundra Haul Cooler

$399.99 from Amazon »

YETI is trying to drum up the fanfare for their new Tundra Haul Cooler, which they exalt as the company's First! Ever! to incorporate wheels. But all that does is make me wonder: why the slipped disc in my back didn't...

Beer Caramelizer Campfire Tool

$34.99 from Amazon »

"Throw another lager on the fire," says the Beer Caramelizer. Yuk, yuk, yuk, a flavor-enhancing campfire tool after my own heart...

Hydro Flask Food Flasks

$29.95 - $34.95 from Amazon »

Hydro Flask Food Flasks are your champions of ice cream preservation during these last few weeks of hot weather. And as the first nip of fall and then chill of winter strike, they'll seamlessly transition into your loyal...

Epare Pocket Wine Aerator

$19.95 from Amazon »

If you're going to the trouble of sneaking your wine into a game, festival, or continuing ed conference, may as well take the extra step of decanting it to fullest aromatic and flavor potential. The Pocket Wine Aerator...

Leather Beer Glove

$23.49 from Amazon »

My essential tailgating gear is about to grow a couple of leather Beer Gloves stronger. These handmade drink koozies from Hide & Drink are out to keep your hand looking as cool as your local small batch microbrew (Oregon...

Pinch Hold Rock Climber's Mug

$29.99 from Amazon »

I've seen a mug for rock climbers before - a very good one in the Cliff Hanger Mug - but this Pinch Hold Mug, damn. In some ways it's a finger grip and strength challenge even more dangerous than scaling the side of a...

Rumpl Beer Blanket

$8 from Amazon »

Unlike Rumpl's other sleeping bag-style blanket issues, the Beer Blanket isn't meant to warm up what's on the inside of it, but what's on the outside: your hand. For your drink nestled inside the (admittedly pretty damn...

Stainless Steel Double Walled Carabiner Mug

$8.49 from Amazon »

I like how this carabiner mug both represents in its appearance the rock climbers and outdoor enthusiasts who would buy it, plus has a functional design that will serve them well when they're thirsty out in their element...