Food & Drink

Oreo Mug Ultimate Dunking Gift Set

$24.49 from Amazon »

Milk & cookies for Santa served in an Ultimate Oreo Dunking Set? Uh...maybe he can have my sloppy seconds after I get my cookie-sloshin' game on...

Royal Brew Nitro Cold Brew Coffee Maker

$149.99 - $219.99 from Amazon »

Nitro cold brew for under 4 bucks a pop, courtesy of the Royal Brew Nitro Cold Brew Coffee Maker. Unlike standard cold brew coffee makers (i.e., jars with steepers) Royal Brew adds nitrogen and a keg to the percolating...

Funnel Gag Beer Bong

$59.99 from Etsy »

Who needs a gag gift? Yuk, yuk, yuk. Or rather, Glug, glug, glug if you're using the Funnel Gag Beer Bong correctly and like the Natty-Light-guzzling slave you are...

The Mighty Carver - Electric Chainsaw Carving Knife

$69.99 from Mighty Carver »

With the Mighty Carver, you can go from carving up the neighbors on Halloween to carving up the turkey on Thanksgiving without even taking a beat to swap tools! Really!...

The Choco Flaker

$29.99 from Amazon »

Boska Holland hasn't just done the world a wondrous service in creating the Choco Flaker, they've done it in naming this super swell topping maker the "Choco Flaker." Not that Choco Flaker isn't the most logical name...

Don't Be a C*ck Sucker Coffee Mug

$14.99 from Amazon »

Coffee mugs with inspirational messages - my favorite! Coffee mugs with inspirational messages delivered as a clever and colorful rebus - weeee! Best gift for the office ever. This one depicts a rooster with a lollipop...

Captain Morgan Hot Sauce Cannon

$24.99 from Amazon »

So...I guess Captain Morgan makes hot sauce? And...decided to attach the bottle to a mock cannon so you can, like, roll out, and fire off the spice at mealtime? Are rum and hot sauce even a thing?...

Stroodles Biodegradable Pasta Straws

$4.25 - $16 from Stroodles »

Sometimes when you've got problems that are real noodle bakers - preserving the environment, slowing climate change, reducing waste - the simple act of baking noodles can help solve them. Stroodles are biodegradable drinking...

Cooking Essentials Travel Kit

$28 from Amazon »

A pinch of salt here, a square of foil there, a fat douse of sriracha on top - it's a gourmet meal in Room 204 at the Motel 6 thanks to the Cooking Essentials Travel Kit from Dash Provisions. Really?...

Chip Fingers Finger Covers

$12.99 from Amazon »

I like storing some flavor for later under my fingernails and in my cuticle beds as much as the next dude, but Chip Fingers might be a useful tool for the times I have to hand out papers in work meetings, or touch my...

Aliens Four Stages of Fear Beer Stein

$129.99 from Amazon »

Egg-->Facehugger-->Chestburster-->Xenomorph. Even at under a foot tall the Aliens Four Stages of Fear Beer Stein lives up to its name in its representation of Xenomorph evolution. I've never felt less inclined...

Before & After 5 Coffee & Wine Glass

$17.99 from Amazon »

Teeheehee and Yukyukyuk, a Before & After 5 Coffee & Wine Glass that goes from morning mug to goblet o' good times with the same flick of the wrist as the hourglass that counts down to get your there...

Adventure Chef Folding Culinary Tool Collection

$49 - $249 from Kickstarter »

Chef Adam Glick cooks on yacht charters, and calls both himself and his new collection of culinary tools the "Adventure Chef." Made in partnership with kitchen knife and tool brand Messermeister, the set gives people...

Fries on the Fly Universal Car French Fry Holder

$12.95 from Amazon »

When you're driving, fries on the fly usually means fries between the thighs. Fries on the passenger seat in a giant to-go bag that keeps tilting away from you and surrendering fries to the floor and cracks between the...

PopSockets PopThirst Drink Holders

$15 from PopSockets »

Phone clutching fans of PopSockets PopGrips, prepare for PopThirst to further change your life of secure and ergonomic holding. PopThirst koozies with integrated PopGrips are the company's newest design, and the first...

The Deer Bong

$24.99 from The Deer Bong »

Oh beer, where'd I put my deer bong? Whoops! I mean, oh dear, where'd I put my...hey, on second thought...

HeadLimes Clip-On Citrus Squeezers

$14.99 from Amazon »

HeadLimes, citrus squeezers you can clip onto your beverage bottle, glass, or plastic cup, seem like they could make a Top 20 list of the year's most unnecessary inventions. Is it really that hard to use your fingers...

The Chiller Iceless Beverage Cooler

$49 from Amazon »

Triple-fist it and keep all 3 of your drinks icy cold with The Chiller. Described as a "portable beverage refrigerator" The Chiller's walls are lined with gel that, when frozen overnight, creates a koozie of cold that...

WineBlock Red Wine Stain Preventing Lip & Teeth Balm

$12.95 from Amazon »

Wine-stained teeth - and clothes, and carpets - have plenty of products focused on them, and the removal of the red devil from those places that make it a buzzkill. WineBlock sets itself apart as a prevention of, rather...

Pelican Dayventure Sling Cooler

$149.95 from Amazon »

Pelican coolers are always heavy-duty, but most of them are also usually heavy-heavy. The Pelican Dayventure Sling Cooler reduces the grandaddy versions' size and weight, plus trades in their hard shells for a puncture-resistant...

Coca-Cola Hot Dog Steamer & Bun Warmer

$32.99 from Amazon »

Hot diggity-dog, with a Coca-Cola on the side. Though you'll have to buy the sodie separately, the Coca-Cola Hot Dog Steamer & Bun Warmer more than makes up for what it lacks in Coke reservoirs with a giant lower tray...

Coffee Pot Mug

$19.96 from Amazon »

Hey, this mini coffee pot mug looks like what I want to do with the full-size coffee pot every morning! Called the Cupa Joe, Barbuzzo's shrunken version of the classic brewer's vessel is a spot-on replica, with the exception...

The Ice Cream Canteen - Vacuum Insulated Pint Container

$35 - $39 from Kickstarter »

If the Ice Cream Canteen can really vacuum-insulate pints of mint chip and Phish Food for hours on the go, then I'll scream, you'll scream, we'll all scream for ice cream like never before. Ben & Jerry's at the summit...

SodaStream "Tori" 90s-Themed Sparkling Water Maker

$90 from SodaStream »

9021H2O. SodaStream and Tori Spelling have teamed up to hawk a limited edition "Tori" 90s-themed sparkling water maker. Yeah, both the pairing and the idea we need a limited edition countertop sparkling water maker seemed...