Food & Drink

Mickey Mouse Chocolate Fountain

$35 from Amazon »

Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you...got any more pound cake for me to hold under your torso of cascading liquid chocolate?...

YETI Tundra Haul Cooler

$399.99 from Amazon »

YETI is trying to drum up the fanfare for their new Tundra Haul Cooler, which they exalt as the company's First! Ever! to incorporate wheels. But all that does is make me wonder: why the slipped disc in my back didn't...

Beer Caramelizer Campfire Tool

$34.99 from Amazon »

"Throw another lager on the fire," says the Beer Caramelizer. Yuk, yuk, yuk, a flavor-enhancing campfire tool after my own heart...

Hydro Flask Food Flasks

$29.95 - $34.95 from Amazon »

Hydro Flask Food Flasks are your champions of ice cream preservation during these last few weeks of hot weather. And as the first nip of fall and then chill of winter strike, they'll seamlessly transition into your loyal...

Epare Pocket Wine Aerator

$19.95 from Amazon »

If you're going to the trouble of sneaking your wine into a game, festival, or continuing ed conference, may as well take the extra step of decanting it to fullest aromatic and flavor potential. The Pocket Wine Aerator...

Leather Beer Glove

$23.49 from Amazon »

My essential tailgating gear is about to grow a couple of leather Beer Gloves stronger. These handmade drink koozies from Hide & Drink are out to keep your hand looking as cool as your local small batch microbrew (Oregon...

Pinch Hold Rock Climber's Mug

$29.99 from Amazon »

I've seen a mug for rock climbers before - a very good one in the Cliff Hanger Mug - but this Pinch Hold Mug, damn. In some ways it's a finger grip and strength challenge even more dangerous than scaling the side of a...

Rumpl Beer Blanket

$8 from Amazon »

Unlike Rumpl's other sleeping bag-style blanket issues, the Beer Blanket isn't meant to warm up what's on the inside of it, but what's on the outside: your hand. For your drink nestled inside the (admittedly pretty damn...

Stainless Steel Double Walled Carabiner Mug

$8.49 from Amazon »

I like how this carabiner mug both represents in its appearance the rock climbers and outdoor enthusiasts who would buy it, plus has a functional design that will serve them well when they're thirsty out in their element...

Trinken Beer Mat - Yoga Mat 6-Pack Carrier

$29.99 from Trinken »

Trinken Beer Mats come to us from forth the same devious minds that developed Lolo Lid covert beer koozies. Now instead of - or in addition to - using a disposable coffee cup and lid to hide your can of Bud, you have...

Presto Nomad Traveling Slow Cooker

$69.90 from Amazon »

Nothing like some baked beans slow cooked and kept hot inside the Presto Nomad Traveling Slow Cooker during the long car ride to the lake, and then slow cooked and kept even hotter inside my belly during the long car...

Jacob Bromwell Limited Edition Flasks

Jacob Bromwell's Jade Splash pure copper flask is the 4th in company's limited edition line. Like the Liberty, Sea Green, and Emerald before it, the Jade Splash flask will end up in the hands of just 25 lucky lushes...

Dopper Water Bottle with Drinking Cup Lid

$15.50 from Amazon »

Go Dutch and buy a Dopper water bottle. Don't worry, you can still let your date pay for it (i.e., make no move to reach for your wallet, thereby giving them no choice without making things awkward) because in this case...

Nachosaurus Chip & Dip Dish Set

$14.99 from Amazon »

My apologies. I missed the Nachosaurus chip & dip dish set when I was compiling my list of the best accompaniments to a night of Netflix & chill. So if you attempted to put together a night of Netflix & chill based on...

BoozeBrella Covert Umbrella Flask

$15.99 from Amazon »

The BoozeBrella covert umbrella flask steps in when it's crap weather and raining, and you don't really have a good reason to be smuggling your booze in to festivals, sporting events, and Mormon weddings inside a covert...

Butter Buddies - Mess-Free Butter Spreaders for Corn

$7.14 from Amazon »

It's the Summer of Corn. Be it the cob kind, the popped kind, the tortilla-ed kind, or the uni kind, not a hotter-than-balls day has gone by these past few weeks that I haven't buddied up to some corn. And while I'm loath...

Shark Corn Holders

$13.46 from Amazon »

Take a bite out of summer's bounty with this set of Shark Corn Holders. They've been holding up my corn for me real nice, which I why I was able to toss out that "Take a bite out of summer's bounty" line without a flinch...

BeerDroid Fully Automated Beer Brewing System

$799.99 from Amazon »

What does BeerDroid bring to your pint glass? According to the automated home brewing system, "2.6 gallons of premium quality beer with the push of a button." Nice. At the grocery store it takes me at least 5 buttons...

Nalgene Tritan Glow in the Dark Water Bottle

$10.99 from Amazon »

I was just thinking Nalgenes are the like the LP record of water bottles, and then I scrolled down to this Nalgene Tritan glow in the dark water bottle's description and saw Nalgene themselves call their bottles "The...

Hydro Flask Unbound Lightweight Soft Cooler

$274.95 from Hydro Flask »

Remarkably cool. It's how Hydro Flask describes their new Unbound Series Cooler Pack, a lightweight soft cooler with backpack straps and room for up to 24 cans of your favorite potion. Like the company's water bottles...

Sidesip Safer Driving Travel Mug

$29.99 from Sidesip »

Like many inventions, the Sidesip travel mug came about by accident. In this case though, it was a car accident. Clear View Cups LLC created the Sidesip, a mug whose sipping nozzle is an extension off the side of its...

Jack Daniel's 80-Quart Rolling Party Cooler

$346 from Amazon »

How many bottles of Jack Daniel's Downhome Punch and Jack Daniel's Black Jack Cola can a Jack Daniel's 80-quart rolling party cooler chill between its cubes of ice?...

Pizza Box for Eating Pizza in Bed

This unassuming pizza box pulls an outstanding Optimus Prime and transforms into a pizza box lap desk for...for...for eating pizza in bed! Eating pizza in bed! Right out of the box! The box that has turned from a cardboard...

Head Rush Bottle Bong

$7.99 from Amazon »

Head Rush Bottle Bong creators explain that their drinking tool is "a simple way to down a bottle of beer in a hurry." Good thing too, because as the great Jessie Spano once said, "There's no time! There's. Never! Any!...