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SANS Juice & Smoothie Preserving Travel Bottle

$30 from Amazon »

Pump up the jam, or at least its squeezed and blended fruit components, with the SANS, a travel bottle for juices and smoothies whose built-in vacuum pump mechanism is designed to preserve your drinks in their freshest...

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Xenomorph Tiki Mugs

$28 - $42 from Mondo »

Mondo's Xenomorph Tiki Mugs are selling and going fast, having a 72-hour window on the black Hive mug's sales (ends Friday, March 3, 2017 at 12 noon CT) and a complete sellout on the limited edition (200) Acid Blood xenomorph...

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Coaster Werx Bottle Opener Coasters

$25 - $35 from Coaster Werx »

Coaster Werx answers the call of "Crack one open!" in pretty much every which way you can crack one open. On the flip side of the company's solid billets of aircraft grade aluminum are cork board bottoms embedded with...

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Q-Bong Pressurized Beer Bong

$19.99 from Amazon »

Q-Bong calls itself the world's first pressurized beer bong. Its squeeze bulb for building up the flow, one-handed trigger valve to open the flood gates, and reservoir large enough to hold 2 cans of Natty Light mean that...

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Rorschach Mug

$24.95 from Rorschach Mugs »

From he who brought you these moving Rorschach Masks comes a similar morphing ink blot effect on a medium that doesn't require covering your face in a sock and looking like a dude people cross the street to avoid to make...

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The CouchCoaster

$19.95 from CouchCoaster »

The CouchCoaster: Because you could throw your back out reaching all the way to the coffee table to get your beer....

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Bripe Coffee Brew Pipe

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Sherlock Holmes approved. The Bripe is a nifty mashup of a coffee brewer and a pipe (and a less nifty mashup of the words "brewer" and "pipe.") You can use it both to percolate your grounds beans and then slurp up the...

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Kramstein Modern Beer Steins

$40 - $50 from Kramstein »

According to creator Dan Cram, the Kramstein was created out of necessity. Because, "Sipping on bottles is for babies." And, "Drinking mead from a wine glass will get you a one-way ticket to Helheim." And the steins available...

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Tespo Liquid Vitamin Dispenser

$99 from Amazon »

While I wouldn't exactly be stoked to find a Tespo Dispenser of liquid vitamins under the tree this year, I'm sure I'd appreciate having it alongside my Pedialyte and Advil on the morning of New Year's Day. A fast-absorbing...

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Travel Cocktail Set

$215.49 from Amazon »

There's no place like home for the holidays...and nothing like having a suitcase full of liquor to make it through being there. Picnic Time's Hamilton Travel Cocktail Set stocks you up with essential merry makers and...

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Sip-N-Spoon Spoon Straw

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No more Milk Manchu! Sip-N-Spoon, a plastic spoon with a built-in straw running through its handle, gives kids (and me, and maybe you) an alternative to the dribbles of a bowl-to-face encounter when drinking up that Froot-Loop-infused...

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T-Rex Bottle Opener

$27.99 from Amazon »

T-Rex, no, please! Don't eat my face! Eat...eat...eat this bottle of Bud Light Lime! ... No dude, that's just the cap, you gotta get the stuff in--no? You don't want it? OK, OK, that's cool--what, you want--? You want...

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Mizu Insulated Titanium Mug

$34.99 from Amazon »

Do I want the Mizu insulated titanium camping mug over all the other insulated titanium camping mugs out there only because it's made by Ninja Prepper? Nah....

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YETI Hopper Portable Cooler

$299.98 - $399.95 from Amazon »

A YETI Hopper 30 is about the size of my girlfriend's purse, and I have plenty of experience carrying that so...uh, I mean, if she can lug a 30-liter bag all over the streets of Nashville, even once it's stuffed full...

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The Burger Lift

$10.99 from Amazon »

Even though the Burger Lift is kind of a head-scratcher--wait, why do I need a plastic rack in the shape of a burger to raise my real burger half an inch off the plate?--it still might be one of the most logical things...

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Drive Stein - The Football Drinking Game Mug

$19.99 from Amazon »

If you're not a big drinker, but want to play Drive Stein, just make sure you're a Rams fan that day, because according this football drinking game's simple rules, your downs come only with your team's first downs....

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Sciabola del Sommelier - Champagne Sabres

$179 from Amazon »

Great. I'm gonna have to start drinking white and pink bubble wine. Because hacking off bottle necks with a Champagne Sabre is the only way my girlfriend's ever going to agree to let me wield a sword around the house....

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Mistaken Lyrics Coasters

$25 - $30 from Amazon »

We've all done it. We've all badgered someone else for doing it. And really, song lyrics misheard, mistaken, and butchered are almost always more fun than what the artists are actually singing anyway....

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IRONATE - 3-Minute, No-Oven Pizza

$129 from Ironate »

Know when else you can eat pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time? When pizza's on an IRONATE dish of intense heat conduction that needs just 3 minutes to cook it into a disc of pure crispy-chewy-cheesy-crust...

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MiniPresso Espresso Maker

$59.95 from Amazon »

It's just like squeezing out the mustard. Or the honey. Or the shampoo. Except on the other side of your MiniPresso grip strength action lies a fresh pour of pure pick-me-up espresso, rather than a fat blob of condiment...

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HYDRA SmartBottle

$59.97 from Amazon »

HYDRA has found a way to make water a whole lot more interesting, and it doesn't even involve caffeine, neon food dyes, or a 1,000,000 Scoville rating. (Though that last one might be a fun idea for a Halloween prank.)...

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Fake Tampon Flasks

$19.98 from Amazon »

Mmmm, boy. Who wants an illicit Bloody Mary? I don't care how thirsty I might be at a dry college football game, show, or church service, I don't think I could take a swig of anything out of a tampon. Even a fake tampon...

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R2-D2 Coffee Press

$39.99 from ThinkGeek »

Get Beep-bee-bee-boop-buuuzzzzzzed with the R2-D2 coffee press. How could Star Wars geekery not lay its stamp on French-style caffeine extraction? The cylindrical shape of the classic French press is perfect. And what...

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Stanley Classic Flask

$16 - $39.98 from Amazon »

If Paul Bunyan and Don Draper were sharing some hooch around the campfire, I bet the Stanley Classic Flask in Hammertone Crimson is what they'd use to tip it back. And so would I....

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Classic Bento Vacuum Lunch Jar

$41.48 from Amazon »

Japan meets Russia in a bento lunch you can take to work matryoshka doll-style. Zojirushi's stainless steel vacuum lunch jar will keep hot foods hot, cold foods cold, and, most importantly, foods you don't want touching...

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Ka-Bar Tactical Spork

$8.17 from Amazon »

See, it's a fork-spoon combo up top with a...knife!...that pulls out from the handle. And--and!--it's black. Ka-Bar's Tactical Spork is a tactical tool for tactical eating if I've ever seen one. Imagine the stealth and...

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Insulated 12 oz Lowball Tank

$19.95 from Amazon »

I think the implication is that this is a Strong. Ass. Cup. A cup for men who twist off caps that aren't twist-off. For men who rip open Amazon Prime boxes with their bare hands. For men who inflate all 12 of the Annual...

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Ice Cream FREEZE Cooling Bowl

$14.57 from Amazon »

Yeah, forget frozen ice cream, I'm about to wear the FREEZE Bowl as a hat. Let's see if it can keep my head from melting for the same 30 to 45 minutes it says it will keep my scoops of Mint Chocolate Chip in their solid...

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Chill-O Stainless Steel Swizzle Sticks

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No need to choose between skunky room temperature, watered-down, and 50/50 chance of a cracked tooth with Chill-O Stainless Steel Swizzle Sticks. These stainless steel rods deliver the cool without melting like ice, and...

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Darth Vader ToothSaber Toothpick Dispenser

$70 from Amazon »

From oral hygiene to hors d'oeuvres serving, the Dark Lord of the Sith has your back. Exhibiting an unrelenting desire to serve and protect, Darth Vader has traded in his lightsaber for a toothpick. A wad of toothpicks...

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The Chork - Chopsticks & Fork in One

$8.99 - $14.99 from Amazon »

What you see before you are cheaters. At least cheaters in the Chork-o-Sphere. The Chork is a double-ended fork (flip!) and chopsticks combo. Use it tines-down and you're eating like a Westerner. Split the utensil in...

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Star Wars Death Star Toaster

$65.54 from The Fowndry »

This Death Star is armed with 7,293 TIE Fighters, and it's ready to deploy them onto your sliced bread. In toaster form, it's also the perfect solution to mornings you're in a rush and don't have time to craft a complete...

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The PistachiOpener

$28.98 from Amazon »

Munching on pistachios is my jam. Cracking open the shells, watching them pile up into a mountain of accomplished noshing. It's a fine way to spend a Saturday afternoon. But doing it can really leave an impression. A...

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Date Night Backpack

$119.99 from Amazon »

I'm not saying cheap dates are always the best dates. I'm just saying they're always the best dates when I'm paying for them. Now I'll grant you that this cheap-date-making picnic backpack isn't that cheap itself. But...

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Sovaro Luxury Coolers

$495 - $895 from Amazon »

Hey dudes, save your wine corks. You might be able to make an $800 cooler out of them. Sovaro has created a line of luxe ice boxes, the haute cool-ture (you're welcome, Karl Lagerfeld) of summer BBQs and days at the beach....

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Cold Brew Coffee Maker & Travel Bottle

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One of the benefits of cold brewed coffee is that it won't make you sweat your balls off any harder than you already are this summer. I hear another is that the slow, heatless brewing process eliminates some of the "bite"--the...

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Stanley Stein Hockey Beer Mug

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I don't always watch hockey, but when I do...I prefer to do it drunk of my ass so I find it more entertaining. This beer mug incarnation of the Stanley Cup looks like a great way to achieve drunk off my ass with a quickness....

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Outdoor Polar Ice Freezer

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When I saw this Polar Temp freezer I was immediately reminded of 2 things. 1) How picky my mama is about ice. When I was little she'd drive us up to a corner store called Freddie's to get it out of this exact style of...

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Igloo Trailmate All-Terrain Cooler

$188.93 from Amazon »

When you're done tearing through trails and drinking up the adrenaline rush, and are ready to chill out at the beach and drink up a cold beer, trade in the ATV for the ATC: Igloo's Trailmate all-terrain cooler. The 70-quart...

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Stanley Happy Hour Shaker & Cups

$31.06 - $49.04 from Amazon »

Nothing makes a stiff drink taste better than enjoying it in the great outdoors. And nothing makes my girlfriend enjoy the great outdoors more than experiencing them with a stiff drink. Or four. Food & beverage gear big...

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Eat, Drink & Be Standing Plates

$21.99 from Amazon »

Great Plate gives a hand to anyone with a pile of beef brisket and a freshly cracked beer. A burger and a red cup. A bratwurst and a can of sodie. This nifty champion of standing up while chowing down has a high-rimmed...

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Wake 'n' Bake Coffee Mug

$49.95 from Amazon »

There are a ton of these wake 'n' bake mugs out there, but I went with the delightful navy blue one you see here because its marketing is genius. Coffee or tea alongside my morning tokes? Pssshhh, F that. Fill that pipe...

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AOZORA Mini Coffee Press

$15.34 from Amazon »

Your newest piece of EDC? A whole coffee maker. Don't sweat it, though, because this one from AOZORA is tiny. Small enough to slip in your pocket. Or latch onto your backpack. At only 6-1/2" long, the miniature coffee...

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The CoolerBelt

$28.99 from Amazon »

The CoolerBelt equals -1 extra bag for the beach or park. -1 extra trip to the car. -1 pair of shorts weighed down by phones, sunscreen, portable speakers, and cans of Pringles. This wraparound organizer Velcro-secures...

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Lolo Lids Covert Beer Koozies

$9.48 - $11.49 from Amazon »

Drink your beer on the down Lolo with this lid of subterfuge. Disguised as a to-go coffee lid, the Lolo fits over a can of beer, which then slides into most any large paper coffee cup to form a covert koozie. Sneaky...

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Outdoor Wine Glass Holder

$19.99 from Amazon »

Maybe you don't need outdoor wine glass holders for yourself. I don't. I need outdoor wine glass holders for my girlfriend. So that when we go to see a summer movie in the park on romantic date night she doesn't tip her...

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Oyster-Jack No 7 Shucker

$74.99 from Amazon »

The Oyster-Jack No 7 will have you shuckin' errrsters as fast as boobies flash on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras. This Arm of Champions is designed and priced especially for home use, but sacrifices none of the power...

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Star Wars Geeki Tikis

$14.99 - $72.99 from ThinkGeek »

Get your limes, little umbrellas, and Death Star ice cubes ready because coming this July, from a luau far, far away is this set of 6 Star Wars character tiki glasses. Geeki Tikis, if you will, for all the fanboys and...