Food & Drink

PopSockets PopThirst Drink Holders

$15 from PopSockets »

Phone clutching fans of PopSockets PopGrips, prepare for PopThirst to further change your life of secure and ergonomic holding. PopThirst koozies with integrated PopGrips are the company's newest design, and the first...

The Deer Bong

$24.99 from The Deer Bong »

Oh beer, where'd I put my deer bong? Whoops! I mean, oh dear, where'd I put my...hey, on second thought...

HeadLimes Clip-On Citrus Squeezers

$14.99 from Amazon »

HeadLimes, citrus squeezers you can clip onto your beverage bottle, glass, or plastic cup, seem like they could make a Top 20 list of the year's most unnecessary inventions. Is it really that hard to use your fingers...

The Chiller Iceless Beverage Cooler

$59 from Amazon »

Triple-fist it and keep all 3 of your drinks icy cold with The Chiller. Described as a "portable beverage refrigerator" The Chiller's walls are lined with gel that, when frozen overnight, creates a koozie of cold that...

WineBlock Red Wine Stain Preventing Lip & Teeth Balm

$12.95 from Amazon »

Wine-stained teeth - and clothes, and carpets - have plenty of products focused on them, and the removal of the red devil from those places that make it a buzzkill. WineBlock sets itself apart as a prevention of, rather...

Pelican Dayventure Sling Cooler

$149.95 from Amazon »

Pelican coolers are always heavy-duty, but most of them are also usually heavy-heavy. The Pelican Dayventure Sling Cooler reduces the grandaddy versions' size and weight, plus trades in their hard shells for a puncture-resistant...

Coca-Cola Hot Dog Steamer & Bun Warmer

$29.99 from Amazon »

Hot diggity-dog, with a Coca-Cola on the side. Though you'll have to buy the sodie separately, the Coca-Cola Hot Dog Steamer & Bun Warmer more than makes up for what it lacks in Coke reservoirs with a giant lower tray...

Coffee Pot Mug

$18.34 from Amazon »

Hey, this mini coffee pot mug looks like what I want to do with the full-size coffee pot every morning! Called the Cupa Joe, Barbuzzo's shrunken version of the classic brewer's vessel is a spot-on replica, with the exception...

The Ice Cream Canteen - Vacuum Insulated Pint Container

$35 - $39 from Kickstarter »

If the Ice Cream Canteen can really vacuum-insulate pints of mint chip and Phish Food for hours on the go, then I'll scream, you'll scream, we'll all scream for ice cream like never before. Ben & Jerry's at the summit...

SodaStream "Tori" 90s-Themed Sparkling Water Maker

$90 from SodaStream »

9021H2O. SodaStream and Tori Spelling have teamed up to hawk a limited edition "Tori" 90s-themed sparkling water maker. Yeah, both the pairing and the idea we need a limited edition countertop sparkling water maker seemed...

Mature Monday Shark Travel Mug

$24 from Amazon »

Happy Shark Week 2019 and, more importantly, Happy Monday, all you bright-eyed, bushy-tailed whippersnappers ready to tear off a piece of Day 1 like a ravenous great white. Here's an inspirational Lennymud travel mug...

Lifesaver Jerrycan Water Filter

$224.50 from Amazon »

The Lifesaver Filtering Jerrycan welcomes nature's cesspools - up to 5 gallons of them at a time, and up to 5,300 gallons over the life of the internal filter. The classic, vehicle-friendly jerrycan container is able...

The CrunchCup - Mix-As-You-Eat Portable Cereal Cup

$25 from CrunchCup »

It's not that the CrunchCup thinks cereal and milk don't mix well, the purveyor of portable breakfast just thinks they don't mix well on-the-go. Via a pair of nested, isolated cups with their own openings, the CrunchCup...

Vegas-Style Flashing Food Toppers

$3.64 - $8.38 from Amazon »

Flashing Food Toppers? Psshh, no way. Why waste a vintage Vegas-style neon "Eat Me" on a chocolate cake when I can attach it to my belt buckle? Or "Happy Birthday" on confetti cupcakes when She-Ra: Princess of Power keeps...

Shake & Pop Open Fire Popcorn Popper

$19.97 from Amazon »

It's the weekend, time to Shake & Pop, baby! This open fire popcorn popper has a traditional (i.e., olden days) look, but is made of lightweight, durable aluminum instead of, say, cast iron or bedrock. You can get your...

Morning Wood Bamboo Travel Mug

$19.90 from Morning Wood »

Ah, Morning Wood to help the rest of you feel as wakey, wakey as your morning wood. Props to the travel mug for its resourcefulness both in incorporating eco-friendly bamboo as a hot / cold drink insulator, and in giving...

Don't Worry You're the Good Kind of Fat Avocado Mug

$14.95 - $18.95 from Etsy »

Don't worry, you're the good kind of fat. I mean, it's a compliment right? And with avocados being all the millennial rage right now, an adorable avocado mug that says "Don't Worry You're the Good Kind of Fat" seems like...

Happy Bowl - One-Piece Silicone Placemat & Bowl

$19.99 from Amazon »

I don't know why the Happy Bowl images indicate the one-piece silicone placemat and bowl is for children because this grown ass man would be very Happy Bowl to have one too. An unbreakable bowl built into a placemat!...

ICK Mug

$16.95 from Amazon »

Just in time for wedding season, an ICK Mug to pair with the UNT Mug. Who still needs a cake topper?...

Edible Glitter

$4.16 from Amazon »

Edible glitter. Or, in slang terms, edible herpes of the craft world. Uh...better stick with its official title here...

Chicago Brick Oven Mobile Outdoor Pizza Oven

$7,895 from Amazon »

I'm not sure if Chicago Brick Oven's wood-burning mobile outdoor pizza oven is a piece of essential tailgating gear as advertised, but if you're thinking of a career change - say, from mind-numbing 9 to 5 office worker...

Shuh Duh Fuh Cup Unicorn Mug

$14.98 from Amazon »

Who better to deliver the message than a unicorn? No, a-hole, it's not a mug, it's a Shuh Duh Fuh Cup! With a side of rainbows, stars, and two giant birds...

ICEBREAKER Twist & Serve Ice Cube Tray

Sold Out from Amazon »

Hey, it's a pepper grinder for water. The ICEBREAKER is an ice cube mold with a twist & serve dispensing lever on the top. Move the lever to the side to fill the tray, stick it in the freezer for...however long it takes...

HMM Cast Iron & Teak Coffee Scoop

$33.28 from Amazon »

HMM calls their coffee scoop the Sqoop. And what the scoop on this Sqoop is, is that it combines a square cast iron dipper with a solid teak wood handle to create a bean transporter your Colombian dark roast will feel...