Food & Drink

Unbreakable Silicone Pint Glasses

$14.98 - $18.98 from Amazon »

Just be careful those hulking hands don't squish your drink right out of the cup. Jokel makes their unbreakable pints out of silicone to eliminate the shattered glass party foul, but it's possible they're just replacing...

Leather Pint Glass Sleeve with Handle

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Hide & Drink hand makes these nifty leather pint glass sleeves (with handles!) for sophisticated beer drinkers and sloppy drunks alike. Instead of chilling your hand and warming your beer with direct skin-to-glass contact...

BenShot Bullet Shot Glass

$15 from Amazon »

Shot through the glass / And you're to blame / Guess I'm lucky you / Got bad aim (bad aim)....

HyperChiller Iced Coffee Maker

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If you can hold your horses and swirl your wrist for 60 seconds or so, pure, refreshing iced coffee to start the day, or keep you chugging along through it, is yours. HyperChiller cools fresh hot coffee into fresh iced...

Slow Joe Zombie Mug

No, you are not seeing a hideously realistic zombie on the face of this mug just because you haven't had your coffee yet today. The zombie is real. Well, as real as Turkey Merck Pottery can make him with stoneware, ceramic...

Bevometer Counting Koozie

$10.99 from Amazon »

I'm not sure if the Bevometer is a really good thing because it will let you know this is actually your 8th IPA when you think it's just your 4th, or a really bad thing because it will encourage you to go for the 9th...

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Fizzics Beer System - Draft Taste from a Can

$169.99 from Amazon »

The Fizzics Beer System promises fresh draft taste from any store-bought can or bottle. On boy, I can hardly wait to find out what it's going to do to my already precious BLLs. According to its makers, "The Fizzics System...

Cuisinart Griddler Compact Grill Centro

$61.99 from Amazon »

Sure, you can please all meat party preferences cooking up some mighty fine kebabs and dogs on the bottom of Cuisinart's Griddler Compact Grill Centro, along with burgers and chops on the top, but the real beauty of this...

Pizza Scissors

$16.55 from Amazon »

I have acquired some choice props and accessories throughout my quest to assemble the baddest ass Super Bowl 50 party known to mankind:...

Cooper Cooler 60-Second Beer Chiller

$69.99 - $79.55 from Amazon »

Mmm, there's nothing I love more than a nice warm beer. Except maybe a tetanus shot. The Cooper Cooler is similar to the SpinChill, but bigger, faster, and with a plug. It cools a 12-ounce can or bottle of beer from an...

Heated Chip & Dip Tray

$24.99 from Amazon »

Yeah I want some heated queso. That stays heated from dip 1 to dip 100. And now that you mention it, I would be amenable to some peripherally warm tortilla chips too. Why is the Heated Chip & Dip tray not a staple at...

Portable Ice Maker

$139.99 from Amazon »

Now that the days are getting longer it's time to start stocking up for summer! Or if BBQs at the park and your Bartender-on-a-Bike business are still too distant of a vision, you might find one of these portable ice...

Star Wars Planetary Glassware Set

$49.99 from ThinkGeek »

From the Milky Way to a galaxy far, far away. After our own solar system proved to be a stellar success amongst MVEMJSUN lovers, Star Wars is taking its turn to front Think Geek's latest Planetary Glassware Set. Meet...

Artisan Dry Aged Steak Starter Kit

$160 from Amazon »

UMAi Dry won an award from the National Restaurant Association for its ability to turn out steak dry-aged in an ordinary refrigerator. Originally developed for commercial kitchens, UMAi's dry-aging starter kit is now...

Nomad Manual Espresso Machine

$295 from Amazon »

No electricity, no batteries, no gas, just a lever and a couple of water pumps. And you. The Nomad is a completely manual espresso machine that claims to make champion-barista-quality shots inspired by classic hand-operated...

LunchBot Insulated Food Container

$35.99 from Amazon »

I beseech all of the people in my office who bring their raw scrambled eggs to work in normal tupperware containers, and then drop a giant sulfur bomb on the entire floor for the entire day when they decide to nuke them...

Hydro Flask Vacuum Insulated True Pints

$21.99 from Amazon »

Vacuums are pretty cool. They allow us to rid our favorite chairs of ungodly cat hair (cats belonging to our girlfriends, not ourselves), they allow us to determine the speed of light for use in mathematical equations...

Insulated Copper Beer Mug

$32.99 from Amazon »

This copper-plated insulated mug combines the best looking way to drink beer--from a staunch, manly vessel--with the best tasting way to drink beer--frothy and ice cold--with the most practical way to drink beer--from...

Up Yours Mug

$14.68 from Amazon »

Say what you mean, and mean what you say. Orrrr...go the passive aggressive route and leave this Up Yours mug on your co-worker's desk when he and the rest of your team are in a meeting and you're sure no one else will...

Stainless Steel Alcohol / Moonshine Still

$398.98 from Amazon »

Items like the 10-gallon whiskey still and this stainless steel alcohol / moonshine still prove that making booze at home can be fun and worthwhile even when liquor is legal! According to TableTop Still, their DIY spirits...

Cooler Torch LED Koozie

$29.95 from Amazon »

Is there a tear in your beer? Next time avoid an accidental IPA salting with the Cooler Torch, an LED-underlit drink koozie. Torch sleeves look like standard drink holders, and fit the same litany of cans and bottles...

Han Solo DL-44 Blaster Flask Prototype

Han shot first. Then Luke threw back 16. Soon you'll be able to do the same. Maybe. if Industries has developed this prototype for a DL-44 Blaster Flask, which might turn into a full-on BlasTech Industries-scale production...

Ceramic Burr Manual Coffee Grinder

$39.90 from Amazon »

Yes, it's one more piece of equipment to store in the kitchen, but at least a manual coffee grinder is way smaller and way less in need of an outlet than its electric counterpart. This ceramic burr hand cranker from Cozyna...

Nite Ops Can Cooler with LED Light

$9.99 from ThinkGeek »

Protect your beer from getting swiped, your hand from getting wet, and that hot little redhead from getting spilled on with your mission-ready Nite Ops Can Cooler. This koozie serves and protects on 3 fronts:...

Chewbacca Can Koozie

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Wookiee want a sodie? No? Then how about lending me some of that fine Kashyyyk fur so I can keep mine cold and condensation-free? The Star Wars Chewbacca koozie is made of 100% genuine fake Wookiee hair. That's right...

Death Star Waffle Iron

$39.99 from Amazon »

Want to know another way to destroy a Death Star? Douse it in syrup and set it in front of my hungry face. If you love waffles and you love Star Wars, or even if you just like one of the two, or even if you just kind...

Life-Size RC R2-D2 Refrigerator

$8,240 from Otakumode »

You probably won't be so bummed to hear that this life-size remote control R2-D2 refrigerator is available only in Japan once you hear that Lucasfilm's Far East minions are charging over $8,000 for it. Oh, and the fridge's...

Fizzini Handheld Carbonated Soda Maker

$14.99 - $17.99 from Amazon »

If the Keurig Kold is on the "Wait, it costs how much?" end of your desire to drink homemade sodie, the thrifty kids at Hamilton Beach have a more reasonable (albeit more manually laborious) alternative. The Fizzini is...

Oak Bottle - Ultra-Fast Barrel Aging

$60 - $90 from Oak Bottle »

The Oak Bottle is barrel aging for people who are pressed for time, poor planners, or simply of the Veruca Salt persuasion: Daddy, I want a bottle of whiskey custom-infused with complex oak-aged flavors, and I want it...

The Pint Canteen

Why The Pint? Because you're the outdoorsy, trekking-through-the-woods, fishing-in-the-streams, sleeping-under-the-stars type, and sometimes your hike / catch / little prayer before bed goes better with a long drink of...not...

Keurig Kold Drinkmaker System

$270.89 from Amazon »

Oh. Boy. Fresh. Sodie. Coming home to a Keurig Kold crisp Coke made to order is like waking up at 11 a.m. on the morning Daylight Savings Time ends and finding out you can sleep for another hour and still make it to Chicken...

Cactus Coasters

$43 from Clive Roddy »

I think Cactus Coasters would make the perfect present for a woman who's: A) your boss or B) your girlfriend of 2 months of less. They're cute, creative, and clever--all the Cs of a thoughtful lady-gift--but not so personal...

Jell-O Shot Syringes

$11.99 - $12.75 from Amazon »

If I took down the entirety of this 20-pack of Jell-O shot syringes myself I wonder if I'd be retching all the colors of the rainbow more from the cheap Popov vodka or the dense mixture of high fructose corn syrup and...

Chinese Fisherman Tea Bag Holders

$13.63 from Amazon »

Jiang Ziya, also known as Jiang Taigong, was a Chinese statesmen and strategist for Ji Chang, King Wen of the Zhou State, and helped him overthrow the Shang Dynasty to establish the Zhou Dynasty. Legend has it that before...

Yeti Coolers Rambler Colster

$29.99 from Amazon »

Let Yeti handle your beer--canned or bottled--and it won't just stay cold, it will stay Colster. The mythical beast of refrigeration might be known for its sturdy and powerful coolers, but with their Rambler series Yeti...

Thermo-ring Heated Ice Cream Scoop

$19.99 from Amazon »

Don't you consider breaking a sweat and popping a blood vessel in your arm part of the ice cream scooping experience? So that 35 minutes later, when you're finally able to sit down and eat your bowl of Moose Tracks, you...

Bottle Pro Car Cup Holder Adapter

$14.95 from Amazon »

I know a car cup holder adapter that allows you to insert your Hydro Flask or Gatorade bottle without it flying out of the console every time you stop, turn, speed up, or slow down won't change the world, or even your...

Color-Changing Bottle Lamps

$20 - $89.95 from Etsy »

Fred Fleming might like empty bottles of Grey Goose, Patron, and Fireball even more than he likes them full. The Connecticut-based artist repurposes glass liquor (and ketchup!) bottles into the swell LED light shows you...

Sommi Handcrafted Wine Cellars

$9,980 - $13,950 from Sommi »

Unless you like wine that sucker punches your palate with the essence of dirt mixed with acid, I disagree that Oregon produces the world's finest Pinot Noir. However, Vieng Oudom's Sommi Wine Cellars make a pretty good...

Portable Electric Mixer Cup

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Yeah I would like a smoothie, milkshake, triple salted caramel mocha frappuccino, and frozen margarita homemade at my desk. With this portable drink mixer, I'll no longer have to lug my blender to work to enjoy freshly...

Egg-Tastic Microwave Egg Cooker

$10.79 from Amazon »

I'm OK with microwaved eggs. Granted they sometimes come out with a hint of rubber band flavor, but it's a small price to pay for the convenience of being able to pop my english muffin-sized tupperware in on my way to...

Imperial Spherificator - Turn Any Food Into Caviar

$161.50 from Amazon »

The Imperial Spherificator. Sounds like something you'd find alongside Mega Maid in Lord Dark Helmet's cache of planet-destroying weapons. But in fact, this superbly named device isn't meant for destruction or Mel Brooks...

Standing Mixer Shark Plane Decals

$19.97 from Amazon »

I know you've been looking everywhere for it and now I've found it for you: a way to pimp your KitchenAid. A kit that will make creating cookie dough and kneading bread in your standing mixer look manly and badass. This...

Pepo Watermelon Slicer

$10.90 from Amazon »

Avihai Shurin has done it again!...

Planetary Glass Set

$49.99 from ThinkGeek »

On top of their sweet swirly interpretations of what our solar system would look like if it were made of heat-wrapped glass and sized for juice drinking and candle burning, two things are cool about ThinkGeek's Planetary...

Old-Fashioned Electric/Manual Ice Cream Maker

$81.35 - $105.88 from Amazon »

What's nice about this old-fashioned pine bucket ice cream maker is that it has both a 3500 rpm high torque motor that you can use to make the ice cream and a hand crank that you can tell everyone you used to make the...

Italia Artisan Pizza Oven

$230.26 from Amazon »

It's pricier than a KettlePizza wood-fired pie from your Weber kit, but if for some reason you're not into mixing your grills with your ovens, Camp Chef's Italia Artisan Pizza Oven is still a reasonably affordable and...

The Two Fisted Drinker

$19.99 from Two Fisted Drinker »

One way to be a patriot (official) is to wear red, white & blue. And one way to be a Super Patriot (unofficial) is to wear red, white & blue while blowing shit up and getting completely trashed on the 4th of July. I've...