Food & Drink

ICEY - No Ice, No Blender Homemade Frozen Drinks

$39 - $55 from Kickstarter »

I know frozen drink season is about over, but ICEY wants you to plan for next summer with their new no ice, no blender (and allegedly no mess) homemade frozen drink cup crowdfunding campaign. Those who pledge for the...

WaterPrepared Emergency Water Storage Tank

$497 - $827 from Amazon »

Lotta bottles of Dasani it's gonna take to fill one of WaterPrepared's 160-gallon Emergency Water Storage Tanks. And don't even get me started on how many grocery store shelves I'll have to clear out if my mama decides...

SubSafe Sub Sandwich Container

$24.99 from Amazon »

Think of the SubSafe sub sandwich container - or hoagie, grinder, hero, po' boy, whatever your regional dialect dictates container - as a sammy condom. It encapsulates your lunch so you can stick it in a bag or cooler...

Top It Germ-Thwarting Cake Shield

$4.99 - $14.99 from Top It Cake Shield »

Seems like the Top It Cake Shield and I have differing opinions on the perfect slice of birthday cake. See, I believe no slice of birthday cake is complete without a spit shower of sprinkles on top, delivered, of course...

Basketball Bottle Opener with Cap Collector Net

$22.99 from Amazon »

As strange as it may be for basketball fans to be watching the NBA playoffs heading into fall, using a Basketball Bottle Opener to crack open the beers they'll enjoy while doing so - plus catch the bottle caps in a sealed-off...

Keter Go Bar - Portable Cooler with Pop-Up Table

$39.99 from Amazon »

A cooler that doubles as a table. A table that doubles as a cooler. Sounds like a keeper - or rather, a Keter - to me. The Keter Go Bar is a portable cooler with a pop-up table lid, a new beach-, picnic-, and rooftop-friendly...

Draft Top Beer Can Opener

$24.99 from Draft Top »

Cups. I thumb my nose at thee. No, make that my Draft Top. The Draft Top is a beer can opener that removes the entire top of aluminum beverage cans (sodie cans too). Because maybe you'd rather sip your brew than slurp...

Frank Lloyd Wright Absorbent Stone Coasters

$12.97 - $22.99 from Amazon »

While Frank Lloyd Wright was a brilliant designer and an icon in the world of architecture, I have heard from an architect or two that his creative vision often overshadowed his interest in technical design, particularly...

Augason Farms 55-Gallon Water Treatment & Storage Kit

$157.30 from Amazon »

Augason Farms uses a 55-gallon, BPA-free water barrel made from food-grade Polyethylene as the reservoir for its emergency water filtration and storage kit. From the looks of it, it's the same one Passion uses for their...

Float Buddy Soda Float Glass

$12.99 from Amazon »

Mmm, when's the last time you had a root beer float? Or a Coke float? Or a sodie float of any kind? The Float Buddy provides instant access to, and ensuing instant pleasure from, whatever soda float you can dream up...

Hot Dog Man & Marshmallow Woman Campfire Cooking Sticks

$40 from Amazon »

Hot diggity...boobies! Wieners too! Meet the Hot Dog Man and the Marshmallow Woman, a campfire cooking stick power couple whose powers include: roasting hot dogs; toasting marshmallows; and giving everyone they meet their...

Pure Titanium Beer Mug

$168 from Amazon »

Ivory soap might be 99 44/100% pure, but this titanium beer mug ekes out the win at 99.5%. Not that soap and titanium really merit comparison, but since they're calling this double insulated drinkware a beer mug, and...

Brumate Glitter Flask

$17.50 - $22.99 from Amazon »

Summer is boozin' in the park season. Summer is bachelorette season. And I'm pretty sure every season is Glitter Champagne, Glitter Mermaid, and Glitter Maleficent season, so getting a Brumate Glitter Flask as a gift...

Alpicool Portable Refrigerators/Freezers

$179 - $380 from Amazon »

If you're off-gridding, off-roading, road tripping, or just hanging next to a 12/24V DC power supply this summer, save the ice for your drinks and swap out your cooler for one of Alpicool's portable refrigerator / freezer...

PackIt Flex Bento Food Storage Container

$17.99 from Amazon »

The PackIt Flex bento-style divided food storage container ensures you'll be able to PackIt in, and then PackIt down the hatch at lunchtime, without being dealt the crushing blow of finding your chicken salad wrap has...

Volkswagen Bus Cooler

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While I wouldn't consider an actual classic Volkswagen bus the ultimate Dad car - leave that to the Subaru Outback - a classic Volkswagen bus cooler? On wheels so Dad can pull his beers just like his kid in a wagon? Oh...

Lodge Cast Iron Cook-It-All Kit

$262.55 from Amazon »

Oh Lodge, you're such a cook-it-all. Brushing off others' dutch ovens and individual pieces of campfire cookware, acting like your 2 pieces of cast iron reign supreme for all needs, in all conditions. It's especially...

BruMate MargTini Insulated Margarita Martini Tumbler

$24.99 from Amazon »

The BruMate MargTini insulated margarita martini tumbler is like Cinco de Mayo shaken up with Mother's Day and served on the decorative rocks in the backyard with a shelter-in-place twist...

Alessi Bulla Bottle Opener

$36.87 from Amazon »

Disguised as a liquid metal trinket*, the Alessi Bulla Bottle Opener ensures they'll never see but a glint and a flash coming when, with the flick of a wrist, you pop open their beer, and put a cap in their lap...

Skull Mason Jar Mug

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I've always known all that sweet tea my friend Cornelius drinks is just glorified poison that will kill him some day. And it appears the makers of this Skull Mason Jar Mug wholeheartedly agree with me. I mean, I know...

Cuisinart Butter Wheel

$19.80 from Amazon »

Behold a land o' lakes of butter, and the Cuisinart Butter Wheel ready to turn through it proud as Mary, so you can slather the melted gold inside onto bread, buns, baguettes, and dinner rolls for grilling or griddling...

Foosball Table Cooler

$169.95 from Amazon »

It's the pub game and the pub all in one with this foosball table cooler. The rolling ice chest has a 68-quart capacity for keeping up to 60 cans or 50 bottles cold for hours. Which is how long it's gonna take to get...

Dumpster Fire 2020 Insulated Travel Mug

$29.95 from Amazon »

Dumpster Fire 2020 merch is about to light up online marketplaces. This Dumpster Fire 2020 insulated travel mug from Missing Digit Woodshop is a big deviation from their other whimsical designs, namely the Spartan Knife...

DeWalt Roto Molded Coolers

$99.99 - $299.99 from Amazon »

DeWalt's series of roto molded coolers are a shoutout to construction workers. The 10-, 25-, 45-, and 65-quart ice chests are made with the DeWalt T.O.U.G.H. Roto Mold Design, engineered specifically to withstand a little...