Food & Drink

Vegas-Style Flashing Food Toppers

$3.64 - $8.38 from Amazon »

Flashing Food Toppers? Psshh, no way. Why waste a vintage Vegas-style neon "Eat Me" on a chocolate cake when I can attach it to my belt buckle? Or "Happy Birthday" on confetti cupcakes when She-Ra: Princess of Power keeps...

Shake & Pop Open Fire Popcorn Popper

$17.91 from Amazon »

It's the weekend, time to Shake & Pop, baby! This open fire popcorn popper has a traditional (i.e., olden days) look, but is made of lightweight, durable aluminum instead of, say, cast iron or bedrock. You can get your...

Morning Wood Bamboo Travel Mug

$19.90 from Morning Wood »

Ah, Morning Wood to help the rest of you feel as wakey, wakey as your morning wood. Props to the travel mug for its resourcefulness both in incorporating eco-friendly bamboo as a hot / cold drink insulator, and in giving...

Don't Worry You're the Good Kind of Fat Avocado Mug

$14.95 - $18.95 from Etsy »

Don't worry, you're the good kind of fat. I mean, it's a compliment right? And with avocados being all the millennial rage right now, an adorable avocado mug that says "Don't Worry You're the Good Kind of Fat" seems like...

Happy Bowl - One-Piece Silicone Placemat & Bowl

$19.99 from Amazon »

I don't know why the Happy Bowl images indicate the one-piece silicone placemat and bowl is for children because this grown ass man would be very Happy Bowl to have one too. An unbreakable bowl built into a placemat!...

ICK Mug

$13.31 from Amazon »

Just in time for wedding season, an ICK Mug to pair with the UNT Mug. Who still needs a cake topper?...

Edible Glitter

$4 from Amazon »

Edible glitter. Or, in slang terms, edible herpes of the craft world. Uh...better stick with its official title here...

Chicago Brick Oven Mobile Outdoor Pizza Oven

$7,998 from Amazon »

I'm not sure if Chicago Brick Oven's wood-burning mobile outdoor pizza oven is a piece of essential tailgating gear as advertised, but if you're thinking of a career change - say, from mind-numbing 9 to 5 office worker...

Shuh Duh Fuh Cup Unicorn Mug

$14.98 from Amazon »

Who better to deliver the message than a unicorn? No, a-hole, it's not a mug, it's a Shuh Duh Fuh Cup! With a side of rainbows, stars, and two giant birds...

ICEBREAKER Twist & Serve Ice Cube Tray

Sold Out from Amazon »

Hey, it's a pepper grinder for water. The ICEBREAKER is an ice cube mold with a twist & serve dispensing lever on the top. Move the lever to the side to fill the tray, stick it in the freezer for...however long it takes...

HMM Cast Iron & Teak Coffee Scoop

$37.95 from Amazon »

HMM calls their coffee scoop the Sqoop. And what the scoop on this Sqoop is, is that it combines a square cast iron dipper with a solid teak wood handle to create a bean transporter your Colombian dark roast will feel...

Liquid Body Flasks

$47.80 - $52.58 from Amazon »

A flask on the outside that looks like what's on the inside. Liquid Body Flasks are an award-winning booze carrier design from Brooklyn studio The Principals. They don't so much look like they're defying their assigned...

Samurai Bottle Helmets

$275 from Tadayasu »

Tadayasu's Samurai Bottle Helmets kinda make me rethink calling my friends who drink only craft beer "fancy pants who put the 'micro' in microbrew." (Hey, I didn't say it was a good insult.) Because if they're fancy pants...

Rolls-Royce Champagne Chest

$46,800 from Rolls-Royce »

All the dudes who keep emailing to ask why I don't cover more gear and accessories for their superyachts? I'm delighted to appease you today, courtesy of the House of Rolls-Royce. The luxury car maker is releasing the...

Crock-Pot Lunch Crock Food Warmer

$34.99 from Amazon »

We all know Crock-Pot knows slow cooking. With their Lunch Crock, Crock-Pot is giving us the 101 on how slow warming can make a meal taste its tastiest too. Designed for to-go grub, the Lunch Crock has a 24-ounce inner...

The Frank Crank Campfire Rotisserie Roasting Stick

$65 from Amazon »

The Frank Crank acts as your own personal rotisserie...for marshmallows! And hot dogs! And kebabs! Anything you can skewer through its pointy ends and dangle over your campfire...

Ember Special Edition Copper Temperature Control Mug

$129.95 from Amazon »

Hope you've been saving your copper pennies* because you'll have to trade a whole lot of them for one of Ember's Special Edition Copper Mugs. If you want to tell your pops he's the best dad ever, give him a mug with those...

Lustir Reusable Carbon Fiber Drinking Straws

$22 - $24 from Lustir »

Reusable drinking straws have become a new environmental trend. Rightfully so since, as Lustir points out, "Americans dispose of approximately 500 million plastic straws every day with most ending up in landfills or littering...

Collapsible Folding Camping Table with Insulated Cooler

$44.99 from Amazon »

From campsites to kids' soccer games, and picnics to BBQs, this collapsible folding table with cooler from Camerons sets up as a portable outdoor buffet to feed and hydrate your family and friends. Though I use the terms...

Guzzle Buddy Beer Bottle Glass

$9.99 - $11.99 from Amazon »

I get creating a Guzzle Buddy for a wine bottle - makes it much easier and classier to chug from a dense, 705mL bottle. But why do I need a Guzzle Buddy glass for an 11-ounce beer bottle it's already pretty easy for me...

Igloo Recool Compostable Cooler

$9.95 from REI »

Igloo sees Mother Earth foamin' at the mouth from all the single-use polystyrene coolers we've shoved down her throat over the years. They've created the Recool, a compostable cooler made from recycled paper pulp, as...

Zing Anything Citrus Zinger Water Bottle

$13.49 - $17.88 from Amazon »

When life gives you lemons, squeeze those bad boys into your Citrus Zinger Water Bottle for enhanced flavor and hydration. Life can throw out limes and clementines with reckless abandon too, and you'll have a spot for...

Mighty Fast Herbal Infuser

$159.95 from Amazon »

The Mighty Fast Herbal Infuser moves with a quickness to inject your oils, butters, nut butters, tinctures, honeys, syrups, and alcohols with any number of tasty solids. Say, garlic and chili peppers. Lemon and ginger...

StowCo Suitcase Cooler

$39 from Amazon »

Better handcuff the StowCo to your wrist because this suitcase contains 120 ounces of puuure Coke. And thanks to its closed cell foam insulation, the Coke will stay as cool as you are carrying it around all nothing-to-see-here...