Custom Shrunken Head Replica
I'd say a Custom Shrunken Head Replica would make a great revenge gift for a frenemy, but given its cost and, more importantly, sheer awesomeness, I think I'd like one of Supermongrel Studios' ultra-realistic tribal trophies of and for myself.
Or maybe for myself, but of my ex-girlfriend Karen, who surely would have her head shrunken for real if she lived amongst the Jivaroan tribes in the Amazon. I could hang the replica from my rearview mirror to ward off break-ins, as any person who came face-to-face with an even scarier version of that evil scorpion of a woman would never come near another 2019 Porsche Panamera again.
Yeah, fine, 2008 Honda Accord.
Supermongrel Studios customizes the Custom Shrunken Head Replicas to your exact liking, both in terms of their human subject, and their postmortem style. What do you think, feathers, ropes, spikes, maybe a bone through the nose? You'll also get the complete hair treatment, including eyelashes, eyebrows, nose hair, and facial hair where applicable.
Each Custom Shrunken Head Replica takes about 4 weeks to complete and ship, and is based on buyer-submitted head shots, ideally those with the subject's eyes closed.