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Obviously, this instant Sandwich Decruster & Sealer is made for kids. Spoiled kids. Kids who expect their parents to waste piles and piles of bread over the years so that they don't have to eat the icky crusts, or suffer...

Open wide, and get ready for a big bite of...cast iron. Or maybe it's aluminum on the menu for you tonight, pizza pan and skillet gripper. Made by Chef Pomodoro, the Pizza Pan Gripper is a wrench-style tool made to help...

Grab your friend Cornelius and do a loop-de-Loopita on this slick double chaise lounge from Mexico City-based furniture designer LEFT. Actually, maybe grab your wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, instead. LEFT says the...

Call this Alien Butler Roswell, because everyone has heard of Roswell, and no one has heard of his (her? their? its?) real name, Keilleilleillopeenope. Or, I don't know, maybe the little alien's language doesn't even...

Have you ever dreamed of sleeping, relaxing, living inside a pillow? I haven't...until now. Check out these Floof snuggle sacks and floor pillows from Floof Couture. Designer and seamstress Rose makes a huge line of them...

Novatropes are abstract flower, sealife, and geometric sculptures that get moody when placed over a base with a built-in strobe light. The combination of the moving LED light, a rotating base, and translucent 3D-printed...

Play ball! Finally! Now that the 2022 MLB Lockout has ended, it's time for baseball teams to get pitchin' and swingin', and you to get loungin'-on-your-assin' to watch the games in this sweet baseball mitt chair with...

Bruce Shapiro's Sisyphus Kinetic Art Tables are side, end, and coffee tables whose glass tops reveal an ever-changing world of sand beneath them, occupied, acted upon, and altered by a small rolling metal ball. Shapiro...

T3 and T4 are the unassuming names for the very standout Tetris-style couches Sara Hayat includes in her modular furniture collection. A pile of colorful tetromino cushions link together to form a clean, modern sofa...

I think this natural peanut butter mixer that attaches to your power drill is called NutBustir because NutBuster was already taken by a locking tune stabilizing system for guitars. And also, every Karen out there...

I guess Seletti named their Soap Lamp Daily Glow because Skyrim had already taken Cleansing Light. And actually, Daily Glow is a whole series of accent lamps from the funky Italian design firm; you can also get yourself...

Handso claims to be the world's first soap holder and sponge combo. A soap dish you can use like a sponge. A soap storer and body washer in one. I don't keep saying it in different ways to try to wrap my head around Handso...

Good news: this upside down wood tissue box and storage shelf calls on the power of gravity to help prevent the tissue that comes after the one you grab from getting stuck inside of the box. Bad news: if gravity isn't...

I'm not gonna be a wet blanket and diss these Light Bulb & Fan Pull Chains for ceiling fans because it's really not that hard to look up and figure out which cord controls the light and which cord the fan. Nope. No wet...

Beekeeping at home? I beeloving it. B-BOX is a beehive designed specifically for hobbyist beekeeping in urban settings. Italian bee enthusiasts and conservationists beeing, created B-BOX as a safe and easy way - for both...

If I had a hammer - and especially if I had a Brass Whack-It mini hammer - I'd-a hammer in the morning, I'd-a hammer in the evening, all over this la-and! The Brass Whack-It is a self-described "solid brass whacking device,"...

If your life could use some peace and tranquility, look no further than the Resting Bear Ottoman from Design Front. I guess I should throw cute preciousness in there too, since ol' Resting Bear is really tugging at my...

It's a little smaller than your average bat'leth, but this ode to Klingon weaponry still serves its purpose as a 6-in-1 EDC multi-tool...

Articture's Suede Wallpaper isn't just wallpaper made of suede, it's wallpaper made of suede, and then decked out in some of the sickest, trippiest, and - be still, my heart! - most beautiful designs I've seen hanging...

No, designer Ubald Klug didn't really name this luxe couch the Rolls of Fat Sofa. This dude, the world's most cutting, yet fair, critic did. That's all I see when I look at it. Layers and layers of visceral fat. And...

Ants on your dishes. I guess it's better than ants in your pants? German artist Evelyn Bracklow merges the elegant with the repulsive in her Chitins Gloss series of ant-covered dinnerware...

ArmPull is from the maker of FootPull. Not to be confused with the maker of LegPull, which is your grandpa, your drunk uncle, or your annoying coworker who is all over the Meow Hear This and Toilet Goblin. Correction...