Miscellaneous

Woodpecker Door Knocker with Pull Cord

$17.99 from Amazon »

This woodpecker door knocker has made my day. It has a pull cord attached to the spring-mounted birdie, and when you give it a yank, knock, knock, knock. That's adorable. And as someone who's seen an adorable knocker...

Salin Plus Salt Therapy Air Filter & Purifier

$199.99 from Amazon »

Put down your weed, wax, and oil vape, and start inhaling a big ol' lungful of 100% natural salt. The Salin Plus is an air filter and purifier than claims it will treat your body to the ultimate salt therapy. So what...

SleepBliss - Frequency Embedded Crystal Ball

$99 from SleepBliss »

To help cure insomnia and promote deep sleep for all, SleepBliss has stuffed some 3.4 Hz delta wave frequencies into a clear sphere you set by your bed at night. So, yeah, Disney Princes and Princesses, it's basically...

The Double Barrel Vaporizer

Double the pleasure, double the fun, Double the Barrel with a vaporizer engineered to load and fire a duo of different oil cartridges at once. Just like the double barrel pistol, except, uh...not a gun...

Homesick Candles - Scented to Smell Like Home

$29.95 from Amazon »

I like the idea of Homesick Candles: scents crafted to remind you of home when you set a match to them. The smell of the air there. The smells of iconic seasons, places, or foods. Smells that embody the city, state, or...

Game Boy Alarm Clock

$43.68 from Amazon »

I dream about the good ol' days, and now I can wake up to them too with the Game Boy Alarm Clock, a new Nintendo issue that rouses sleepers from their slumbers with the sounds of Super Mario Land...

The Samurai Steamroller Pipe

$25.99 from Amazon »

Shredder says they named their glass and metal pipe the Samurai Steamroller because, "Much like the armor once worn by the Japanese Samurai, our products are designed to outlast any competition." So, not because it's...

UVee Adult Toy Cleaner

$179.99 from Fab »

If you're someone who thinks adult toys are dirrrrrrty, the UVee is here to help you clean them right off. In fact, the UV-C sanitizing machine's tagline could be, "Get clean after you get off!" Or, "Get off in seconds...

Aculief Natural Headache & Tension Relief

$19.99 from Amazon »

I just ordered one of these Aculief headache and tension relief clips for myself, and while it hasn't arrived yet, I'm showing it to you now just in case you too have had a giant knot lodged under your shoulder blade...

HomeBiogas 2.0 - Convert Food Waste to Energy

$520 - $790 from HomeBiogas »

In a way, we all produce HomeBiogas right inside our amazing bodies. And I don't mean that just as a Beavis & Butthead joke (though, check out the biogas I'm making from these chili cheese jalapeno nachos, Beavis. Hehheh...

Alaska Bear Silk Pillowcases

$22.99 - $44.99 from Amazon »

Cue the Alaska Bear-y White because these silk pillowcases have romance written all over their 600 thread count. Bonus: The 100% mulberry silk covers are just as hypoallergenic and breathable for sleepy time as they are...

Porsche Design Shisha 2.1

$2,695 from Amazon »

Take a luxury toke with Porsche Design's Shisha 2.1. Kind of ironic that a company known for creating some of the fastest cars on the planet would also make a hookah, and foray into the world of that which makes everything...

NodPod Weighted Sleep Therapy Mask

$24.99 from Amazon »

The NodPod, a weighted sleep therapy mask, touts benefits similar to the Magic Weighted Blanket, but over the smaller, confined areas of your head and neck. (And with a blackout effect that won't also suffocate you like...

Scentee Machina AI Aroma Diffuser

$107 - $495 from Scentee Machina »

Scentee Machina has figured out a brand new way to overengineer reed diffusers and incense burners. Step aside, Plug-ins. This aromatherapy kit is about to see your two-pronged heat and raise it advanced tech, apps, and...

Back Pain Relieving Wedge Pillow

$29.98 - $41.07 from Amazon »

Stomach sleepers, this Wedge Pillow could be your remedy to the back pain your preferred snoozing position started poking you with once you hit the ripe old age of 25. And the back pain that, at 40, has made it nearly...

Kinkoo 6-Port High Speed USB Charging Station

$39.99 from Amazon »

Oooh, a sextet of high-speed USB chargers on top of one another? Sounds Kinkoo. Each of the USBs in the Kinkoo 40W 6-port charging station outputs a speedy 2.4 amps, and an overall total of 8 amps. Ports can also intelligently...

Airmega Smart Air Purifier

$552.49 - $749.99 from Amazon »

"Alexa! Purify my air!" The Airmega is a smart air purifier, app-enabled and compatible with the Amazon Echo. In your home or office, the 4-legged cabinet filters out 99.97% of particulate matter from the air you'd presumably...

NYC Taxi Drivers 2018 Calendar

It's been a long 4 years since I last saw a New York City Taxi Drivers Calendar, but 2018's edition has broken the dry spell. In a move that pairs the pin-up aesthetic with satire, plus humans' inability to look away...

Thermo Temporal Artery Thermometer

$96.76 from Amazon »

Wow, thermometers have come a loooong way from the up-the-butt of my childhood. The Thermo from Nokia takes your kid's, or your own, temperature without the need to stick it anywhere unpleasant. Or anywhere at all. This...

Whalecum Mat

$30 from Whalecum »

Whalecum, my friends. We have nothing but whalecum for you in this house. Spermy the Whale gives a gushing "Hello!" to all guests who cross the threshold in this delightful Whalecum Mat...

Brewed2Burn Candles

$22.95 - $24.95 from Amazon »

Ladies love candles and men love beer, so a Brewed2Burn creation that combines candles with the essence of popular and seasonal beers should be the perfect gift for manly women and girly men!...

Star Wars Sex Toys (NSFW)

$30 - $169 from Geeky Sex Toys »

Geeky Sex Toys' Star Toys promise to transport you to a galaxy far, far away and show you a great big Ohhhh-bi-Wan Kenobi...

Nature's D*ck Pics 2018 Wall Calendar

$19.99 from Amazon »

Leave it to nature to penetrate our...hearts. The Nature's Dick Pics 2018 Wall Calendar takes us on a 12-month tour of some of the most striking rock formations Mother Nature ever created. When she was horny...

Handmade Star Wars Pipes

$21.95 from Amazon »

These handmade Star Wars pipes probably aren't officially licensed by Lucasfilm, but I sure bet they've got Yoda's stamp of approval. And check it out: you have a choice not only of a Yoda pipe actively partaking in some...