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Muzo - Personal Zone Creator & Noise Blocker

$159 from indiegogo »

Muzo uses anti-vibration technology to turn the world off. (Makes sense, given the number of other devices that use pro-vibration technology to turn the world on--VibeRider, anyone?) At approximately the size and shape...

Quell - Wearable Pain Relief

$249 from Amazon »

I wonder if Quell would help the pain in my ass. No, I really have one. On the bottom of my left butt cheek when I sit for too long, kind of right where it...yeah, yeah, don't think you're the first to say that. People...

Kwan Loong Pain Relief Oil

$8.98 from Amazon »

No snake oil here. Just a 2-ounce bottle of pain-relieving, muscle-soothing, but-admittedly-funky-smelling Kwan Loong. I first experienced Kwan Loong Oil administered by the disturbingly powerful hands of a massage therapist...

The Emojibator (NSFW)

$32 from Emojibator »

"If you can't find a date, emojibate." Some of you will chuckle and others will cringe, but Emojibator creator Jaime Jandler feels all she did was bring an obvious joke to life. And good for her. A little elbow grease...

The Cover Clamp - Cover-Hog Combatant

$19.99 from Cover Clamp »

If you won't fly without the Knee Defender or park without DrivewaySpikes, then you best not share a bed with a cover hog anymore without the Cover Clamp. The Cover Clamp secures sheets and comforters in place on the...

Camp Chef Indoor/Outdoor Movie Screen

$219.99 from Amazon »

One thing that makes escaping the city, unplugging, and vegging out amidst the beatific peace and quiet of nature is a pocket-sized projector. A few flicks from your favorite torrent site. Oooh, maybe some surround-sound...

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The Kashtray

Sold Out from Amazon »

The makers of this pipe smoker's ashtray say it was "inspired by necessity and enhanced through design." The inspiring mother they speak of is a pipe, used, cleaned, and ready for a refill. The invention she bore: the...

Pillo Home Health Robot

$349 - $499 from Pillo Health »

Pillo. In a way it's like a head support to help the health-obsessed and hypochondriacs rest easy. More literally, Pillo is a desktop robot for the home you can task with managing and complementing your wellness. Pillo...

Geeky Sex Toys (NSFW)

$25 - $199 from Etsy »

Now that Pokemon have made you Go, Geeky Sex Toys thinks it's time you catch some that will make you Come. Yep, the enterprising Australian adult shop went there, and now has a (limited edition) set of Pokemoan dildos...

Pokemon Pokeball Herb Grinder

$9.99 from Amazon »

Time to grind me some Pokemon! What, no? That's not how the game works? Then what am I supposed to do with this Pokeball Grinder?...

Dragon's Blood Medicinal Tree Sap

$10.95 from Amazon »

The Croton lechleri bleeds to save you from cuts, bacteria, acne, wrinkles, and receding gums. At least if you believe the loooong list of indications that come with each bottle of Dragon's Blood. Dragon's Blood is a...

Dual Head Car Fan

$50 from Amazon »

Yeah, yeah, I know most cars have air conditioning now. The 2-headed car fan isn't meant to be a substitute for AC, but an accessory to it. An extra set of blades that will help blow hot air out of your parked car fast...

Zapplight Bulb & Bug Zapper

$49 from Amazon »

Let there be...BZZZZ! Dead mosquitos! Haha, suckers. You biting, blood-sucking, skin-disfiguring, Zika-transmitting SOBs. Fly into my pretty, pretty light. Because now the one that illuminates my back porch, my books...

Six Shooter Smoking Pipe & Grinder

$10.89 from Amazon »

Lock, stock, and a smoking barrel. I'm all in. This rotating six shooter pipe comes with both an herb grinder and a pollen and storage can. You can keep it on display in your recreational activity room and use it to smoke...

Paco's Taco Stroker

$12.99 from Amazon »

At first I was like, Who the h-e-double-boner named this kitchen tool "Paco's Taco Stroker?" I'm going to make so many masturbation jokes when I write about it. And then I looked closer and was like, Holy hard-on! They...

Geizeer Ice Cube Air Conditioner

$97 - $108 from Geizeer »

Make that "Geizeer Super Cheap and Eco-Friendly Ice Cube Air Conditioner." (And it's actually pronounced "Guy-zer," not "Gee-zer," even though in my head it will always be the latter.) At an operational cost of less than...

BloodStop Hemostatic Gauze

$14.97 from Amazon »

"I dare you." "Hey dude, watch this." "Wanna try to make some money on YouTube?" These are just a few of the calling cards leading to one's introduction to BloodStop, a hemostatic gauze that adheres to spewing wounds...

Indoor/Outdoor Wi-Fi Enabled Ceiling Fan

$474 from Amazon »

A heavy breeze with a side of efficiency. The Haiku L Series ceiling fan suits seekers of airflow indoors and out, as well as both the remote control faithfuls and the app-happy who can't put their smartphones down for...

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Fleshlight's Sleeve Warmer (NSFW)

$29.95 from Amazon »

Wait, so there's an alternative to just blowing in it first? This cutting-edge piece of technology from Fleshlight may look like a sex toy for your girlfriend, but it's actually a pleasure enhancement tool for you. The...

The Royal Purple No-Pressure Seat Cushion

$79.99 from Amazon »

Check out this video of a dude sitting on an egg without breaking it. It's Purple's most viral-icious way of depicting their seat cushions' #1 selling point: put your butt on a Purple and you'll feel like you're sitting...

Neti Pot Sinus Cleaner

$13.69 from Amazon »

The first time someone told me about Neti Pots I thought they sounded like some new age hippie yoga naturopath weirdness. And also kind of gross. Seeing a Neti Pot in person only solidified this belief. Then I tried one....

Ambi Climate Smart AC Control

$179 from Amazon »

Ambi Climate is kind of like the Nest thermostat, but pinpointed to your air conditioning unit. The smart hub connects via WiFi to any remote-controlled AC, tapping into its infrared signal to "talk" to the device. From...

The Atomic Grinder

$24.99 from Amazon »

You know why they made the Atomic Grinder. So you can tell everyone your herbs are the bomb. Modeled after the Mark VI nuclear bomb, this dry goods pulverizer is made of zinc alloy, and comes in your choice of shiny gold...

The EarPopper

$169.95 from Amazon »

As much as it pains me to see any child under the age of 18 board the plane I'm on, I do feel bad for the ones who scream the whole 4-hour flight because they can't clear their ears and feel like their brains are going...

Windi the Gaspasser Gas & Colic Reliever

$14.99 from Amazon »

Windi the Gaspasser is one of those WTF products I as a childless dude saw and immediately thought was, in this order: a funny joke; a disgusting not-joke; a sad reality. You basically stick this little (un)plug in your...

Noria Window Air Conditioner

$299 from Noria »

Granted, when it's hotter than a dragon's undercarriage out and I'm tasked with sleeping through the night, I don't really care if the air-circulating device that makes that possible looks like Jabba the Hutt's butt crack....

Starbust Dabuccino Water Pipe

$59 from Amazon »

Life is all about balance. Caramel Cocoa Cluster Frappuccino to get you high on caffeine and sugar. Nugget of Girl Scout Cookies to, well, also get you high, but counter the drink's effects with a cannabis hybrid MJ enthusiast...

7pipe Twisty Glass Blunt

$34.99 from 7pipe »

My favorite part of 7pipe's Twisty Glass Blunt video is the shot of a lady taking a hit off one and then blowing out birthday candles. Good stuff in, bad stuff out, and now we eat cake!...

Shibari Lube Launcher

$6.99 from Amazon »

The Shinbari Lube Launcher. XL. In blue. That's seven-and-a-half inches of long and strong silicone jelly (or even, according to one reviewer, organic coconut oil) reservoir ready to facilitate pleasure and alleviate...

The Killer Key

$12 from Amazon »

The Killer Key is for law enforcement officials, landlords with squatters or evicted tenants, and pranksters who thrive on taking things one step too far. See, the key blade inserts into any Kwikset or Schlage brand lock...

Blankie Tails Shark Blanket

$39.95 from Amazon »

Blankie Tails first made their Jaws-tacular Shark Blanket just for the kiddos. Then all their parents and Ian Ziering were like, "That is some buuuuullllsh-", so now the children's brand has come out with an adult-s

Shiatsu Neck & Back Massage Cushion

$138.07 from Amazon »

I think I've spent at least 50% of my life over the last month sitting prisoner in a car or stuffed into a seat on an airplane. And the rest of the time my muscles have been under constant stress from my American Ninja...

Crowned Skull Grinder

$8.99 from Amazon »

As many weed grinder vendors are wont to do, LIHAO calls their Skull King a spice and coffee grinder. And for once I took a second to think about actually using it to grind spices and coffee. What a waste of a second....

The Volcano Vaporizer

$425.82 from Amazon »

When this Volcano blows, I promise, the only havoc it's going to wreak is on your ability to touch your finger to your nose and make the L O N G 25-foot journey to the kitchen to get that half gallon of Moose Tracks you're...

Alpaca Grinder

$69 from Alpaca »

I don't know what an alpaca has to do with herb grinding, but I do know that after reading about this Alpaca Grinder before I went to bed last night I had a dream that I shared a sausage and green pepper pizza with an...

Clean Park Drip Mats

$34.95 - $222.95 from Amazon »

Snow and mud, or if you drive my hoopdie of a 4-door, oil and whatever other internal fluids are seeping from the car's belly. Sure, it's a concrete floor. In the garage. But you still may want to keep it in decent condition....

J-Pillow Travel Pillow

$26.95 from Amazon »

I know it looks like a big ol' dumb...J...but the J-Pillow is the undisputed champion of all the travel pillows I've ever tried*. Its bubble letter "legs" create a golden ratio of ergonomic support for my head and neck....

Warming Foot Massager

$39 from Amazon »

This Shiatsu Massage Pillow is hands down the greatest purchase I made in 2015. Maybe ever. You have a lot to live up to, Warming Foot Massager....

ECHOGEAR Articulating TV Wall Mount

$39.99 from Amazon »

A few hours from now, when you're knocking back beers and sausage rolls during Super Bowl 50 at your friend Cornelius' house, and wondering why you keep feeling random shooting pains down the left side of your neck, circle...

99 Bottles of Beer Scratch-Off Chart

Who cares where you've been, it's what you drank while you were there that counts. Pop Chart Lab has made some mighty fine inforgraphics over the years (The Mapper of Every Rapper was previously my personal favorite)...

Drop Stop - Car Seat Gap Filler

$17.48 from Amazon »

Sometimes crack kills. Other times it sucks your phone, coins, parking validations, and Boom Chicka Popcorn into the black hole that is the space underneath your seat. At best, it forces blind digging and awkward arm...

Mr. Heater Portable Propane Heater

$75.61 from Amazon »

Snowed in, power out, and frikkin' freezing. Not a good combination. Mr. Heater's Portable Buddy can't solve all of your problems, but it does get very high reviews for making the last one a lot more bearable. The propane-driven...

Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Candle

$28.59 from Firebox.com »

You've already lit the fire that melted Toht's face off. Now get ready to s'mores up the Ghostbusters' biggest bad guy. Set a match to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Candle at the top of his head, and watch him roast and...

Mediflow Waterbase Pillow

$34.99 from Amazon »

All the Goldilockses of the world who are finicky about too big, too small, too puffy, and too flat, Mediflow has created a pillow they believe will always be your Just Right. The Waterbase Pillow combines a 5" top layer...

Toker Poker Glow-in-the-Dark Smoker's Tool

$16.95 from Amazon »

Ergonomics aren't just for desk chairs and keyboards anymore. Stoners need their specialized tools to feel comfortable during repetitive and long term use too. 'Cause what good is smoking a bowl to alleviate the pain...

NEMO Puffin Blankets

$99.95 - $169.95 from Amazon »

NEMO's Puffin Blanket is essentially a sleeping bag, un-mummified and without the zipper. It provides cozy, camping-quality warmth around the open fire or in front of the fireplace when the temperature drops, or the mood...

Water Preserver Concentrate

$12.50 from Amazon »

Now that you've designated a bathtub to store your waterBOB it's probably a good idea to make sure the giant reservoir's emergency contents are actually safe to drink in the event of an emergency. This little bottle holds...

Chalkboard Table Runner

$36.99 from Amazon »

The Chalk Table Runner completes the party, allowing you to draw your own decorations, designations, or directions around the food spread. Use the included ButterStix Zero Dust chalks to create festive fireworks and Happy...