Miscellaneous

SureCan Bottom-Dispensing Gasoline Can

$36.89 from Amazon »

Are you yanking my pull start cord, SureCan? Don't tell me this is some sort of early April Fuel's joke. I've been waiting years for an innovation in gas cans!...

Panamalar Smart Space Heater

$42.99 from Amazon »

Oh I can hear my wife now: "Alexa! Turn on my Panamalar Smart Space Heater! Alexa! Hotter! Alexa! Hotter! Alexa! Please turn my home into an inferno!"...

The Shark Emojibator

$89 from Amazon »

Turn Shark Week into Shark Every Night of the Year with Emojibator's The Shark. A gift for your girlfriend right up there (er, no pun intended) with the original Eggplant Emojibator, but with a little something for the...

Dadi Kit - Mail-In Fertility Test & Sperm Storage

$99 from Dadi »

Who's your daddy? Not quite ready for a kid to point at you when someone asks that question...but still want to make sure all the swimmers are in peak form, trained and ready to take the starting blocks if you need some...

The Headache Hat

$39.99 from Amazon »

Ah, the Headache Hat. Here to ease the effects of my Saturday night, and block out the world from my Sunday morning. The self-described "ice halo" consists of 24 individually wrapped water cubes you ice out in the freezer...

MasonBrite LED Magnifying Mason Jar Lid

$20 from Amazon »

The MasonBrite lid is an airtight mason jar cover embedded with a trio of touch-activated LEDs and two magnifying glasses offering up 3X and 5X zoom-ins. It fits over any standard 86mm wide mouth mason jar. Why? Well...

Legrand Radiant Qi Wireless Wall Outlet Charger

$53.66 from Amazon »

Legrand's Radiant wall outlet is a Qi wireless phone charger that kinda reminds of a quote I once heard: One small small step for man, one giant leap for man's efforts to clear his house of clutter and free up countertop...

Tenga Easy Beat Eggs - Men's Portable Pleasure Devices

$6.57 - $9.73 from Amazon »

You know what they say: if you can't beat the egg, let the egg beat you. At least that's what I'd guess they say around the Tenga Easy Beat Egg production line. From the same Tenga that brought you the Flip Hole male...

Not Vanilla Club - Adult Toy Subscription Box (NSFW)

$24.69 - $36.69 from Not Vanilla Club »

I don't think it's by chance that all of Not Vanilla Club's adult product subscription plans cost some amount of dollars and 69 cents. A ssssssexy price for a ssssssexy service...

Big Blanket Co. Biggest Blanket Ever

$149 - $199 from Big Blanket Co. »

Big Blanket Co. says their 10' x 10' Big Blanket is the Biggest! Blanket! Ever! At 4 times the size of the average throw blanket (50" x 60") the Big Blanket indeed looks large enough to cover and cuddle the whole fam...

KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog

$18.99 from KFC »

The scent of the Colonel's 11 herbs & spices without the herbed and spiced fried chicken to go with it? What is this KFC Firelog madness?...

LEVO Deluxe Tablet Floor Stand

$189.99 from Amazon »

My only caveat to recommending a LEVO Deluxe Tablet Floor Stand as a gift for Mom or gift for Dad is that you are 100% going to have to schlep the 30-pound box inside and stay an extra hour to put the tablet holder, angler...

Tree Genie Christmas Tree Stand

$71.74 - $93 from Amazon »

Just place and pump! The Tree Genie Christmas Tree Stand is kind of like a cross between a normal Christmas tree stand, an inflation device and The Claw game at the arcade. Except with the Tree Genie, you actually get...

Boyfriend Blanket - 25-Pound Weighted Comforter

$259 from Amazon »

I like how Boyfriend Blanket hops on the weighted blanket bandwagon, but doesn't quite sell it as the clinically backed method for assisting with various sensory and social disorders, and quelling anxiety that it is...

The Backpod

$89.86 from Amazon »

Have you gotten the new iHunch yet? The Backpod is a tool developed in New Zealand (so it's Kiwi green, naturally) to relieve the back and neck pain, headaches, and poor posture that can result from the hours we spend...

The Cubes Geometric Structure Memory Foam Pillow

$79 from Amazon »

According to The Cubes, a memory foam pillow made with a geometric structure of 70 individual cubes, this is the sleep companion you need if:...

Far Infrared Heated Mattress Pads

$746 - $896 from Amazon »

HealthyLine's Far Infrared heated mattress pad isn't some underneath version of an electric blanket that sits on top of your mattress to keep you warm at night. Rather, the Far Infrared is a (giant!) substitute for a...

Sunbeam Quilted Heated Mattress Pad

$46.79 - $65.96 from Amazon »

Do you take your heat from the top down or the bottom up? For the bottoms ups out there, Sunbeam can keep you warm in bed this winter with a toasty quilted heated mattress pad. An alternative to the electric blanket...

The LaySee Pillow for Glasses Wearers

$79 from Amazon »

I know "LaySee Pillow" is an irresistible pun, but come on, I'm not lazy just because I want to be able to lie down and see. And also, not to get all Grammar Po on you, but according to Sheriff Word Use, you don't lay...

Pyptek Glass Adventure Pipes

$50 - $140 from Pyptex »

Ready for some adventure? No? Here, take a puff from this Pyptek pipe then. Couple minutes and you'll be ready to head to the playground with me and my friend Cornelius for some American Ninja Warrior training...

Jack-o'-Lantern Fire Pit & Fireplace Logs

$29.99 from Amazon »

If you're not sinister - or brave - enough to burn demon skulls in your fire pit or fireplace at this year's Halloween party, how's about letting the flames lash out from some smiling jack-o'-lantern logs?...

Kleenex-Munching Cat Tissue Box Cover

$21 from Amazon »

Nevermind your tongue, cat got your Kleenex? Here's hoping he's feeling generous once flu season hits...

The Journey Pipe

$29.99 - $59.99 from The Journey Pipe »

The road is long, but the journey is...totally chill with a nice fat bowl packed into your Journey Pipe...

ZipStitch - Close Wounds Without Stitches

$29.99 from ZipStitch »

If I had a gaping laceration on my leg, and someone handed me a ZipStitch kit and told me my options were to treat myself for free, or go to the hospital and spend $500 on stitches, I'm pretty sure I'd pick...passing...