TMNT Nightlights
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Cowabunga Bogeyman! These Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle nightlights--3D deco lights to be precise--don't look quite as grand as the Krang belt buckle, but I guess it fits the Hero's Narrative that Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, and Raphael should be relegated to blackness and tasked with guarding me against things that go bump in the night while Krang just sits there hitching a free ride on my crotch all day long.
The TMNT nightlights, sold separately in each of our favorite turtles ever and their trademark ninja mask colors, mount to any free wall space over an included free-wall-space-just-got-busted-through sticker. The battery-powered darkness thwarters operate with a simple on/off switch and never get hot to the touch. Installation requires 2 wall plugs and 2 screws; hardware comes with the TMNT nightlight packages.
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