Starship Enterprise Ceiling Light
Boldly go into a dark room, and illuminate it as no man has done before. Well, no man save for the other men out there with taste and Trekkie fanaticism strong enough to persuade them to buy a Starship Enterprise ceiling light too. Unlike some nods to cult followings--ahem! AT-AT dog costume that my friend Victor's terrier destroyed in 5 minutes flat--this Starship light actually looks like a design and fabrication solid enough to last as long as your undying love for Star Trek. It also appears capable of keeping its surrounding room adequately lit, and will obviously look F'ing outstanding dangling overhead.
Muchas danke to Drool'd.