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Mickey Mouse Light Bulb

By: on April 16, 2012

Despite his perpetually sunny outlook, Mickey Mouse always seems to get screwed. His likeness on this light bulb might be the final blow following his and Minnie's divorce proceedings. Did you hear about that? Mickey went to his attorney to file, and, shocked by what he was hearing, the attorney agreed to investigate Mickey's claim. A week later, he sat down with Mickey again and told him, "I don't think we're going to be able to prove that Minnie's crazy." To which Mickey, the poor bastard, replied, "I didn't say she's crazy. I said she's fucking Goofy."

The white rubber LED Mickey Mouse Light Bulb is a Hong-kue Lee creation. It's only a concept product right now, and may remain as such since Disney is notoriously greedy about granting usage rights of its trademarks. Still, if you're an M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E fanatic, it would be worth keeping tabs on his luminescent incarnation. Maybe some loopholes in the still-murky waters of international copyright laws will help push the most famous glowing ears on earth into production.

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