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Jellyfish Hanging Lights

By: on February 05, 2015
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Oh sure, glowing rainbow jellyfish lights dangling from the ceiling are all well and good until someone runs into one and it gets entangled in his left arm, inflicting pain so indescribable he must literally beg his friend Cornelius to pee on him and...uh...oh. I'm sorry. Seeing this strand of lifelike LED jellyfish must have triggered a daymare about...something that never happened to me. Ever. And even if it did, it definitely did not result in my allowing my friend Cornelius to pee on my arm.

The jellyfish light strand has 9 jellyfish ranging from 1" to 3" in size, each fitted with a bright color-changing LED embedded in its center that slowly cycles through all of its hues. The entire set is suspended from a handmade, flame-treated copper fixture with a rainbow patina.

Jellyfish artiste Chelsea Darling also sells a white light strand of jellyfish, as well as jellyfish travel buddies that dangle from your car's rearview mirror, in her Ellipsis Fish Etsy shop.

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Real Glowing Jellyfish Sculptures

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Sealife Creations turns deceased jellyfish--the second most common creature on earth next to insects, they say--into handmade sculpted works of art for the desktop. Most of the oval encasements range from 4" to 7" tall...

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Jellyfish Air Plants

$15 - $38 from Etsy »

Likelihood I would kill a pet jellyfish: 100%. Likelihood I would kill a potted plant: 98%. Likelihood I would kill a jellyfish air plant: 75%. Because Etsy shop Petit Beast swears on its spiky sea urchin shells that...

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Jellyfish Lamps

$325 - $425 from Roxy Russell Design »

I got stung by a jellyfish once in the evil waters of Florida's Gulf Coast. On the ankle. Yeah, the stories are true. It hurts like a mother. I don't know how Will Smith did it in Seven Pounds, aka The Saddest Movie Ever...

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