Hanging Harry Light Pull
Better get yours early because this Christmas, Harry is pushing to top Jesus on the list of Best Selling Hanged Man Stocking Stuffers. He's made of silicone rubber that has some heft to it, but isn't so hard it will knock you unconscious when you inevitably bend over, and then hit your head on him while standing back up.
His measurements are a svelte 125 x 70 x 20 mm. About the size of a fried chicken breast (which would also make an excellent light pull). The pictured noose, attached to 2 meters of rope, are included, so no need to practice your fancy-knot-tying skills prior to Harry's arrival, though it would be helpful to teach the jocks, blondes, rednecks, Bachmans, and Palins in your family how to screw in a light bulb.