Designer Low Energy Light Bulbs
When it comes to replacing our beloved incandescent light bulbs with inferior, pulsating, seizure-inducing, funds-depleting CFL and LED alternatives, we are leading the pack of hacked off...ooooh, cooool. Look at those rad designs! All twisty like the infinity symbol and double-jointed gymnasts! PLUMEN low-energy light bulbs put a designer spin on the US' forthcoming transition from our traditional means of illumination to energy-saving lighting designs. The PLUMEN 001 boasts a chic aesthetic unlike any other bulb, winding and bending into 5 distinct, artsy configurations, while sucking up 80% less power, and lasting 8 times longer than incandescent counterparts.
PLUMENS install like any other bulb--just screw 'em in righty-tighty, lefty-loosey style. They are equivalent to a 60-watt incandescent at 11 watts and 680 Lumen each, and they emit a warm, white light that gives all in their presence a renewed faith in conservation efforts, and the power of pretty things to placate an angry populace. Best of all, the luminescent gems have a life span of 8,000 hours. So they'll basically be around as long as a Great Dane, or an Amy Winehouse post-addiction to horse tranquilizers. 120-volt PLUMEN versions are available for North American homes, while 220-volt models serve most of the rest of the world.