Furniture

The Everything Table

$699 from GNR 8 »

Guess what you can put in Ryan Taylors Everything Table! Evvvveryyythiiinggg! But most wonderfully popcorn, because I bet I could fit, like, 8 bags of Boom Chicka in the bowl of that thing, which would last me an entire...

Yaasa Adjustable Bed

$1,299 - $2,499 from Yaasa »

Not one to settle for mail-order mattresses alone, Yaasa has developed the Yaasa Adjustable Bed to accompany their hybrid foam-and-coil snooze cushion. At first glance, this bed looks: 1) like something I would like to...

3 GJB 17 Car Body Furniture

Can't afford a Porsche 911? How about a Porsche 911 writing desk*? Made from real 911 parts, French design firm 3 GJB 17 has transformed authentic 911 body parts into a flip-top desk that, when closed, should have Porsche...

Buddy the Game Chair

Buddy the Game Chair allows gamers to go ergonomic. Get comfortable. Switch positions. Take a strrrrrretchhhh. So they can put the Super Smash Bros. down nonstop for the next Fortnite...

Roll-Out Table

Marcus Voraa rolls out a dinner party hack with his Alfakroll, an expandable dining table that trades additional leaves for a slatted design that allows hosts to roll the dining surface to their desired length...

Porky Hefer Animal Chairs

Porky Hefer merges imagination and reality with his line of Animal Chairs, and specifically his 2018 Endangered collection. While the South African creative has been making public sculptures and taking part in product...

F-4 Phantom II Ejection Seat

$12,500 from Boeing Store »

The Boeing Store had me sold on their McDonnell F-4 Phantom II Ejection Seat until the very end: "NOTE: This artifact is sold as is with no guarantee that parts maintain original function." So an ejection seat that doesn't...

Mobile Laptop Desk with Adjustable Tabletop & Footrest

$210.79 from Amazon »

Uh, is it just me or did whoever did the photoshoot for this mobile laptop desk with adjustable tabletop and footrest nail it? From conception to execution, from stilettos up to hair down, I don't even really need a mobile...

Lord Langton's Castle Glass-Topped Sculptural Table

$340.86 from Amazon »

Thing is, Cousin Lord Langston has this sick medieval stone castle, plus a few dragons to protect it, but, uh, nowhere to put it at the moment. See, his lease in Scotland ran out, and he's just a little short on the funds...

Serpent Table

$7,500 from Blackman Cruz »

And you were wondering what to get the Slytherin you drew for the Secret Santa gift exchange at Hogwarts this year. The Serpent Table from Blackman Cruz conquers the part-captivating, part-disturbing design of a coiled...

Slatted Wood Sofa Arm Tray Table

$38.97 from Amazon »

A slatted wood sofa arm tray table is a real good idea...presuming it works exactly as shown. Otherwise, a slatted wood sofa arm tray table isn't just a bad idea, it's a direct path to spilling drinks and dropping food...

Bones the English Butler Cocktail Table

$249.66 from Amazon »

Have a seat. Take a load off. Rest your weary bones, and let this happy bag of bones bring you a drink. With Bones the English Butler it's always service with a smile...

MOFO Pole Tool-Free TV Mount & Stand

$689 from Amazon »

MOFO says, "Put it anywhere you like...in under 2 minutes." Whoa. Now that's a MOFO...

Working Tetris Coffee Table

$270 from Etsy »

Thanks be to the skills of Arduino, Raspberry Pi, and Purple Wires for brightening up my day with their working Tetris coffee tables. Purple Wires is the shop with the ingenuity to pair up the other two to create the...

Climbingbox Rock Climbing Bedroom Sets

$2,500 - $4,900 from Etsy »

Bishop Training's Climbingboxes, full bedroom sets with built-in bouldering walls, are impressive. Designed for budding climbers, they have a single bunk on top and a full mattress pad on the bottom, which also unfolds...

Moon Pod Anti-Anxiety Float Chair

$249 from Moon Pod »

You don't even have to make sweet love or spend 10 hours straight wandering through Skyrim in this bean bag chair to reduce your anxiety. The Moon Pod, a reinvention of the iconic first apartment furniture staple, is...

Bowchair Luxury Sex Chairs (NSFW)

$2,200 - $3,900 from Bowchair »

You like bouncy, bouncy? Bowchairs, luxury sex chairs in handsome and discreet designs, have bouncy, bouncy covered from head to toe. With, yes, lots of boobie in between...

Glowing Wood & Resin City Map Coffee Tables

$817.08 - $1,149.98 from Etsy »

City maps have been turned into art many times before, but these city map coffee tables, made from multiple layers of wood and resin, and "programmed" to glow in the dark, are the coolest I've seen since the bathymetric...

Scorpion Chair

$6,400 from Ebay »

Ah, just the Scorpion Chair I've been looking for. Elegant. Subtle. A real complement to my Death Stalker scorpion blade arm gauntlet. And, dude. It's really gonna tie the room together. I can already see myself sitting...

WEE! Swing Desk

WEE! A word I typically reserve for the last time I get up from my desk on a Friday afternoon, not for the hours and hours...and hours I'm sitting at it. But the WEE! Desk, a design from Simonas Palovis, challenges us...

Turbo Wooden Car Coffee Table

$4,585 from 2Modern »

The Turbo Low Table is an inspired design from Maarten Baas. I say that because as a wood coffee table shaped like a vintage car, it's one Dad will be all over, and as a sleek and finely built piece of furniture, Mom...

EZ-Bed Self-Inflating Air Mattress

$239.95 - $269.99 from Amazon »

The downside to owning Ivation's EZ-Bed self-inflating air mattress and bed frame is that you'll always have a place for your friend Cornelius, or your new wife's parents, to crash when they show up unexpectedly (and...

aCompatible Double Chaise Rocker

Discontinued

Ahhh, the yin and yang of summer lazing with your love curve into aCompatible's Double Chaise Rocker. Feel the yin napping side-by-side under the shade of the lounge's arced canopy. And the yang of your beer running out...

Star Wars Sarlacc Pit Coffee Table

May the 4th be...Baaaah! Hey! Give me back my fish tacos and margarita, Sarlacc Pit Coffee Table!...