Furniture

Serpent Table

$7,500 from Blackman Cruz »

And you were wondering what to get the Slytherin you drew for the Secret Santa gift exchange at Hogwarts this year. The Serpent Table from Blackman Cruz conquers the part-captivating, part-disturbing design of a coiled...

Slatted Wood Sofa Arm Tray Table

$31.97 from Amazon »

A slatted wood sofa arm tray table is a real good idea...presuming it works exactly as shown. Otherwise, a slatted wood sofa arm tray table isn't just a bad idea, it's a direct path to spilling drinks and dropping food...

Bones the English Butler Cocktail Table

$211.14 from Amazon »

Have a seat. Take a load off. Rest your weary bones, and let this happy bag of bones bring you a drink. With Bones the English Butler it's always service with a smile...

MOFO Pole Tool-Free TV Mount & Stand

$649 from Amazon »

MOFO says, "Put it anywhere you like...in under 2 minutes." Whoa. Now that's a MOFO...

Working Tetris Coffee Table

$270 from Etsy »

Thanks be to the skills of Arduino, Raspberry Pi, and Purple Wires for brightening up my day with their working Tetris coffee tables. Purple Wires is the shop with the ingenuity to pair up the other two to create the...

Climbingbox Rock Climbing Bedroom Sets

$2,500 - $4,900 from Etsy »

Bishop Training's Climbingboxes, full bedroom sets with built-in bouldering walls, are impressive. Designed for budding climbers, they have a single bunk on top and a full mattress pad on the bottom, which also unfolds...

Moon Pod Anti-Anxiety Float Chair

$249 from Moon Pod »

You don't even have to make sweet love or spend 10 hours straight wandering through Skyrim in this bean bag chair to reduce your anxiety. The Moon Pod, a reinvention of the iconic first apartment furniture staple, is...

Bowchair Luxury Sex Chairs (NSFW)

$2,200 - $3,900 from Bowchair »

You like bouncy, bouncy? Bowchairs, luxury sex chairs in handsome and discreet designs, have bouncy, bouncy covered from head to toe. With, yes, lots of boobie in between...

Glowing Wood & Resin City Map Coffee Tables

$817.08 - $1,149.98 from Etsy »

City maps have been turned into art many times before, but these city map coffee tables, made from multiple layers of wood and resin, and "programmed" to glow in the dark, are the coolest I've seen since the bathymetric...

Scorpion Chair

$6,400 from Ebay »

Ah, just the Scorpion Chair I've been looking for. Elegant. Subtle. A real complement to my Death Stalker scorpion blade arm gauntlet. And, dude. It's really gonna tie the room together. I can already see myself sitting...

WEE! Swing Desk

WEE! A word I typically reserve for the last time I get up from my desk on a Friday afternoon, not for the hours and hours...and hours I'm sitting at it. But the WEE! Desk, a design from Simonas Palovis, challenges us...

Turbo Wooden Car Coffee Table

$4,585 from 2Modern »

The Turbo Low Table is an inspired design from Maarten Baas. I say that because as a wood coffee table shaped like a vintage car, it's one Dad will be all over, and as a sleek and finely built piece of furniture, Mom...

EZ-Bed Self-Inflating Air Mattress

$239.95 - $269.99 from Amazon »

The downside to owning Ivation's EZ-Bed self-inflating air mattress and bed frame is that you'll always have a place for your friend Cornelius, or your new wife's parents, to crash when they show up unexpectedly (and...

aCompatible Double Chaise Rocker

$259.99 from Amazon »

Ahhh, the yin and yang of summer lazing with your love curve into aCompatible's Double Chaise Rocker. Feel the yin napping side-by-side under the shade of the lounge's arced canopy. And the yang of your beer running out...

Star Wars Sarlacc Pit Coffee Table

May the 4th be...Baaaah! Hey! Give me back my fish tacos and margarita, Sarlacc Pit Coffee Table!...

The O Rocker

$2,936 from 2Modern »

O. Lookit this rocker. Designed by Marcel Wanders for Moooi, the contemporary O Rocker gives me good feels when I see it. Elegant and simple, with a hint of carnival ride, or maybe avant-garde-dream-sequence ride in its...

Star Wars Emperor Throne Armchair

$1,499 from Regal Robot »

Regal Robot is a studio home to several sweet custom Star Wars furniture designs. Remember the Millennium Falcon Asteroid Coffee TableMillennium Falcon Asteroid Coffee Table? The Robot's latest creation gives all the...

Convertible Console Table Bookshelf

$359.10 from Amazon »

I've seen a few of these pieces of convertible furniture lately, including one that SWINGs from table to shelf just like the IMAX Convertible Console Table Bookshelf here. And I really dig them, their design and execution...

Icelandic Wool & Reclaimed Oak Chewbacca Sofa

$19,500 from 2Modern »

The idea of skinning Chewbacca for a coat has been around for a while, but this is the first time I've seen someone suggest turning the Wookiee into a sofa. Can't be easy either. The fight. The takedown. The, er, processing...

Transformer 6-in-1 Table

$1,062 - $1,742 from Transformer Table »

Apparently this Transformer Table is the 2.0 version, so my question is, where the 6 tables in 1 was I when the original came out?! The amount of time my fiancee made me spend looking for the perfect dining table with...

SWING Convertible Table & Shelf

The SWING convertible table-to-shelf is magic! Not quite Fletcher Capstan magic, but still a pretty sweet design from EVE Collection, especially for those with limited space for furniture...

Zenergy Ball Chair

$118.91 - $157.35 from Amazon »

Who wants to pop a squat on a Minion? The Zenergy Ball Chair attempts to maintain the supposed posture, balance, and core strength benefits of sitting on an exercise ball, while adding wheels and a mesh slipcover that...

Backstabber Occasional Chair

$2,100 from Haunt »

Backstabbers of the world, Haunt fantasy furniture made a Valentine's Day gift just for you! To those would would like to give a Backstabber Chair to their most deserving ex (lover, friend, family member - take your pick)...

The Planet Chair

$3,350 from MZPA »

Intergalactic Planet-chair-y! (Another dimension, another dimension!) MZPA's Planet Chair fills a geometric bubble of steel and plywood with an ergonomic mattress and tech-friendly buildout in this futuristic, minimalist...