Bathroom

HappyPo Easy-Bidet - Portable, Squeezable Bidet

$21.99 - $24.99 from Amazon »

I know, I know, the HappyPo Easy-Bidet comes with an air-dry requirement, but hey, it's better than using your clothes to wipe. Or following the "Diarrhea" song's advice of, "When you're sittin' on the john and the toilet...

PottyMints After-the-Flush Air Freshener Toilet Tablets

$15 - $34 from Amazon »

Every potty has a pooper, that's why you might want to invite PottyMints. Especially if your potty is hosting the whole family, office co-workers, friends sharing your hotel room, and - dundundunnn! - your new girlfriend...

Electric Bubble Bath Massage Mat

$122.99 from Amazon »

An "electric bubble bath," that sounds sssssexy. ... And a little bit scary. Will I have any hair left on my body, and thoughts left in my brain after emerging from a splish-splash with Serene Life's Bubble Bath Massage...

HUROYAMA Drain Volcano

Grimy drains clogged with hair and soap scum, and bubbles got you ready to blow? Pop on a HUROYAMA drain volcano and let your water continue to flow fast and free like lava up and over the debris. The strainer traps clogging...

SuninX Multi-Functional Infrared Mirror Heater

If the bathroom is your best room, the SuninX Infrared Mirror Heater from Infralia is going to make you want to get out of the shower / off the toilet / away from that sexy face looking back at you even less than you...

61" Freestanding Cedar Wood Bathtub

Sold Out from Amazon »

Rub-a-dub-dub, 1 dude in a tub. ... Unless a coupla ladies out there would like to join me in this 61" freestanding cedar wood soaking masterpiece...

FlushBrush - Self-Cleaning Toilet Brush

$24 - $31 from Flush Brush »

The FlushBrush is a self-cleaning toilet brush because its snap-on / pop-off head stores right in your toilet bowl, right in the middle of the tsunami of water that swirls 'round the top every time someone flushes...

4-in-1 Electric Shower Brush

$21.99 from Amazon »

Who wants to go for a spin in the shower? This electric shower brush has a whirring motor and 4 interchangeable brush heads to help you scrub-a-dub-dub away oil, dirt, and dead skin, plus stir up some blood flow, and...

Booty Mint Cleansing & Soothing Toilet Paper Spray

$8.49 - $13.99 from Amazon »

Booty Mint is your wet wipe wingman. It's not toilet spray in the scent-masking sense like Poo-Pourri, but rather toilet paper spray you can apply to your 2-ply to create a DIY flushable wet wipe. Tear off a few sheets...

Stuul - The Classy Way to Poop

$100 from Stuul »

Does your stool need a Stuul? Correction: a muy classy Stuul? The Stuul poop stool isn't revolutionizing the poop stool game, but if you're into highfalutin poopin', I guess it looks a little nicer - and by nicer, I mean...

Giant Seamen Balls Bath Bombs

$11.95 from Amazon »

You might be surprised how therapeutic and relaxing a good, long soak in the bath with a coupla Giant Seamen Balls Bath Bombs can be for muscles tired and tensed up from all the holiday festivities...

Potty Piano

Sold Out from Amazon »

Tinkle, tinkle little star. It's a potty party with the Potty Piano, a play on the toilet mat that allows you to, well, play the toilet mat, and let your creative juices flow right alongside your biological ones...

Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray Holiday Set

$19.97 from Amazon »

Candied yams, green bean casserole, and pumpkin pie. Mmmm. Smell so good on the way in. But on the way out... The Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray Holiday Set is here to make sure the gagging stench of a pile of...

Shine Bathroom - Make Your Toilet Self-Cleaning

$99 from indiegogo »

Here we go with another robot taking over a human's job. The Shine Bathroom Assistant is aiming to force you out of your toilet cleaning tasks with an automated design and chemical-free sanitizing pods. What a punk!...

Bathroom Guest Book

$12.95 from Amazon »

Let me get this straight: every page of The Bathroom Guest Book contains a long-ass form for users to fill out, but not one of the questions is, "What did you do in here? Please check all that apply: #1; #2; Both; Quick...

Bleeding Heart LED Bath Bomb

$17 from Etsy »

My heart, it pulses, it bleeds! It...ooh makes my skin so soft and fragrant. This bleeding heart bath bomb spreads love in the tub in a most sinister way. Fans of horror movies, Halloween, and pranking their loved ones...

Hidealoo Retractable Hidden Toilet

Nothing like a peekaboo toilet to take my day from good to great! And the Hidealoo retractable hidden toilet isn't just out to steal my heart, it's out to save me space and - even better! - allow me to install a can almost...

Sud Stud Soap-Saving Shower Scrubber

The waste! The slime! The bacterial cultivation! And that's just from soap and loofahs, the things that are supposed to keep you clean! SudStud is a new shower scrubber, a soap sleeve and alternative to loofahs, washcloths...

Prank Toilet Goblin

$103.10 from Amazon »

I know the toilet goblin prank isn't a new one, but I just saw Aubrey Plaza on Hot Ones, and when Sean Evans asked her what the best prank she ever pulled on Parks & Rec was, she said she put one of these goblins in the...

Flex Toilet Brush

$17.99 - $29.99 from Amazon »

The Flex Toilet Brush would love for you to talk dirty to it. In fact, why stop at talking? Go ahead and show it some the nastiest smut you got. Then watch Flex dive right in to your nastiest nasty and go only Cirque-level...

NK Woodworking Wood Bathtubs

I'm not just seeing wood, I'm feeling it looking at NK Woodworking's sublime bathtubs. Talk about bathing yourself in luxury. The custom-made tubs are shy about talking price, but I'm sure they fall within the sweet spot...

Male Reproductive System Shower Curtain

$24.99 - $29.99 from Amazon »

Who exactly is a Male Reproductive System Shower Curtain for? Men or women? Pubescent boys? Medical students? Friends who come over for dinner parties? I can't say who or what gave TOMPOP the idea to turn a page out of...

Hammered Copper Soaking Tub

$5,732 from Amazon »

Would that I were in a financial bracket that allowed me to own a hand-hammered copper soaking tub made in the Japanese style. By the time I climbed that many rungs in the ladder o' success though, I think I'd need a...

Charmin Forever Roll

$29.97 from Charmin »

I know what they say about diamonds, but Charmin, a toilet paper roll that's forever? Why...why...yes! I do!...