Bathroom

Shine Bathroom - Make Your Toilet Self-Cleaning

$99 from indiegogo »

Here we go with another robot taking over a human's job. The Shine Bathroom Assistant is aiming to force you out of your toilet cleaning tasks with an automated design and chemical-free sanitizing pods. What a punk!...

Bathroom Guest Book

$12.95 from Amazon »

Let me get this straight: every page of The Bathroom Guest Book contains a long-ass form for users to fill out, but not one of the questions is, "What did you do in here? Please check all that apply: #1; #2; Both; Quick...

Bleeding Heart LED Bath Bomb

$17 from Etsy »

My heart, it pulses, it bleeds! It...ooh makes my skin so soft and fragrant. This bleeding heart bath bomb spreads love in the tub in a most sinister way. Fans of horror movies, Halloween, and pranking their loved ones...

Hidealoo Retractable Hidden Toilet

Nothing like a peekaboo toilet to take my day from good to great! And the Hidealoo retractable hidden toilet isn't just out to steal my heart, it's out to save me space and - even better! - allow me to install a can almost...

Sud Stud Soap-Saving Shower Scrubber

The waste! The slime! The bacterial cultivation! And that's just from soap and loofahs, the things that are supposed to keep you clean! SudStud is a new shower scrubber, a soap sleeve and alternative to loofahs, washcloths...

Prank Toilet Goblin

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I know the toilet goblin prank isn't a new one, but I just saw Aubrey Plaza on Hot Ones, and when Sean Evans asked her what the best prank she ever pulled on Parks & Rec was, she said she put one of these goblins in the...

Flex Toilet Brush

$17.99 - $29.99 from Amazon »

The Flex Toilet Brush would love for you to talk dirty to it. In fact, why stop at talking? Go ahead and show it some the nastiest smut you got. Then watch Flex dive right in to your nastiest nasty and go only Cirque-level...

NK Woodworking Wood Bathtubs

I'm not just seeing wood, I'm feeling it looking at NK Woodworking's sublime bathtubs. Talk about bathing yourself in luxury. The custom-made tubs are shy about talking price, but I'm sure they fall within the sweet spot...

Male Reproductive System Shower Curtain

$24.99 - $29.99 from Amazon »

Who exactly is a Male Reproductive System Shower Curtain for? Men or women? Pubescent boys? Medical students? Friends who come over for dinner parties? I can't say who or what gave TOMPOP the idea to turn a page out of...

Hammered Copper Soaking Tub

$5,732 from Amazon »

Would that I were in a financial bracket that allowed me to own a hand-hammered copper soaking tub made in the Japanese style. By the time I climbed that many rungs in the ladder o' success though, I think I'd need a...

Charmin Forever Roll

$29.97 from Charmin »

I know what they say about diamonds, but Charmin, a toilet paper roll that's forever? Why...why...yes! I do!...

Toddler Target Potty Training Bullseye

$29.88 from Amazon »

The Toddler Target is a potty training tool that projects a green bullseye in your toilet bowl so your little whizzers have something a little more focused than the entirety of your bathroom to aim their stream at. Toddler...

Even Superheroes Practice Good Hygiene Wall Art

$16.99 from Amazon »

Even Hulk Brushes His Teeth?! Even Captain America Washes His Hands?! Even Iron Man Flushes the Toilet?! Even Spiderman Takes A Bath?! OK then, Mama, if superheroes practice good hygiene, then I will too!...

Thor's Hammer Toilet Paper Holder

$39.95 from Amazon »

Thor's hammer has done a lot of dirty work in its day, but living in your bathroom as a toilet paper holder might be Mjolnir's dirtiest yet. The Marvel-themed stand can sit on the back of your toiling storing extra rolls...

Nebia Spa Shower 2.0 - Atomized Water Showerhead

$349 - $429 from Nebia »

The Nebia atomized water showerhead first debuted on Kickstarter in 2015 as a bathroom fixture whose H2MICRO technology atomizes water, streaming it as a deluge of microscopic droplets. In other words, the Nebia showerhead...

Hyge Flushable Wet Wipes on a Roll

$4 from Hyge »

Is Hyge taking its name from the Danish Hygge? Are the flushable, biodegradable wet wipes suggesting that putting flushable, biodegradable wet wipes on a toilet paper roll will help us achieve the sense of comfort, togetherness...

Pooping Please Come Back Later Doorknob Sign

$6.99 from Amazon »

The Pooping Please Come Back Later doorknob sign is an obvious must-have choice for the bathroom door, but seller Graphics and More just made me an even bigger fan of the twist on Do Nut Disturb hangers by showing one...

One-Handed Tear Toilet Paper Holder

$38 - $47 from Kickstarter »

I don't know why Holden Art's Polarity Gear one-handed tear toilet paper holder isn't better funded on Kickstarter. Rigging your TP rack with magnetic discs and adjustable resistance for paper ply and weight is definitely...

Talking Toilet Paper Spindle

$14.95 from Amazon »

Are you sure you don't need another foot or so of t.p. for what you just did in there?! Waka, waka, waka! This equal parts childish and tons o' fun Talking Toilet Paper Spindle allows you to record your own special message...

EKG Rhythm Strip Toilet Paper

$9.56 from Amazon »

This one's had too much egg nog! I need some EKG TP stat! Study the heart rate in your chest while minding the flow rate out of your butt with this roll of EKG Rhythm Strip Toilet Paper. It's even HIPAA and JACHO compliant...

Pop Culture Mini Bath Soaps

$5.85 from Amazon »

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild's Foam Sweet Foam mini soap bars are sudsed up in pop culture references and ready to wash out the mouths of anyone you know who is too literal, too easily offended, or too stuck up to...

Skullduggery Skeleton Toilet Brush

$32.98 from Amazon »

I wonder what this skull did while he was living to get the sentence of cleaning toilets in his afterlife. Probably went over to his buddy's place and made a beeline for the bathroom after downing a wad of sausages with...

Clear Shower Curtain with Phone & Tablet Pockets

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If you're shopping for a gift for a teen, this clear shower curtain / shower curtain liner with touchscreen-interactive phone and tablet pockets should put a smile on their face. And light up their YouTube- and Netflix-viewing...

Mat Walk - Bath Mat with Built-in Slippers

$79 from GNR 8 »

I wonder whether a bathmat with built-in slippers or walking on a wet bathroom floor gives you higher odds of biting it after you step out of the shower or bathtub. I'll take my chances with Paolo Ulian's Mat Walk. It...