Phones

Hand Crank Phone Battery Backup

$60 from eton »

You know what kids these days need? Manual labor. Because they're lazy. Also, cellphone battery backups. Because they're irresponsible. Also, greasy, acne-ridden pubescent teen years. Because they're a bunch of little...

PhoneSoap - Smartphone Sanitizer & Charger

$59.95 from Amazon »

Phones are dirty. And that factoid is based solely on the physical devices, never mind what people use them for. Every cellphone on the block is rife with armies of bacteria and viruses, ranging from the flu, staph, E....

Brass Knuckles iPhone Case

Sold Out from Urban Outfitters »

This'll teach that punk at the bank not to interrupt me while I'm trying to win Hall & Oates comeback tour tickets from Delilah on WARM 106.9. Dude, I don't care if it's my turn, you're gonna get an iPhone case brass...

iblazr LED Flash for Smartphones

$32 from Amazon »

Is iblazr truly the "first fully synchronized flash for iPhone, iPad, and Android"? I don't know, what do I look like, a fact checker? Someone who takes the time to verify the information he relays? I'll tell you one...

Kiano 4 iPhone Keyboard

$99 from inature »

Some people have sworn 'til death do us part with their iPhone, but still find themselves yearning for the tactile pleasure of depressing more prominent QWERTY buttons. It's not that they don't think their iPhone is perfect...

Automatic - Your Driving Wingman

$139.95 from Amazon »

The Automatic smartphone app had me at "always remembers where you parked your car." That alone is going to save me at least 4 hours a week. Its suggestions on speed and braking adjustments to increase gas mileage, instant...

XAPPR Smartphone Gaming Gun

$4.99 from Amazon »

Do you think XAPPR is pronounced "Zapper" as in "Xylophone," and as in "Shoot 'em up with your smartphone," or "Ex-app-ear" as in "X-ray," and as in "Push the button and your ex will magically materialize before you...

Heat Sensitive iPhone Backing

$11.99 from RF Laserworks »

Welcome back, Hypercolor. This heat-sensitive iPhone 4/4s backing responds to the touch of a hand--or lips or other body parts traditionally reserved for photocopiers--with thermochromic color changes that mirror its...

TinkerBrink LEGO Compatible iPhone Case

$29.95 from Amazon »

Idle hands are the devil's playground. So I should probably occupy them dicking around with my phone. Or using my all-white LEGO Architecture Studio to build a 1:10 scale replica of Falcor. Or, hey, hey, how about if...

CB Radio iPhone Handset

$19.99 from ThinkGeek »

One thing I like when I am talking on the phone is complete silence with no interruptions from the other end. Some of the best conversations I've had have occurred when the cell phone signal was actually lost, but I didn't...

When to Bolt & Pee App

FREE - $0.99 from RunPee.com »

Since I have the bladder of a camel (and the strength of an ox and the valor of a lion and the manly aggression of a rhino and the heart-melting adorability of a baby polar bear) I don't really need an app to tell me...

Strata Smartphone Watch

$129.99 from Amazon »

Smartphones already allow us to wield technological power that would make my grandma's head spin right off her neck (may she rest in peace*) and iPhones and Androids indeed place the world at our fingertips. But what...

tim-E Alarm Clock & Charger Robot

Discontinued

Pending successful Kickstarter funding and production, tim-E--pronounced "Timmy" or, if you're Trey Parker and Matt Stone, "Timmehhh!"--might prove to be the most charming and useful ass-shakin' robot in the land. Designed...

Pinball Magic for iPhone

$39.99 from Amazon »

I have enormously fat fingers, and can't even use the iPhone touchpad without every "Hey" coming out "HJeryu", so probably I wouldn't fare very well with Pinball Magic. But ye of petite and lithe phalanges can enjoy an...

Edible Rice Cracker iPhone Case

$84.99 from Gizmine »

Usually when I spend $84.99 on a snack, I want it to be one that is devoid of nutritional value. Gluten-free, of course. And highly unsatisfying. Bonus points if I can temporarily store my iPhone in it. Well hello there...

Botiful Interactive Robot for Video Chat

If you woke up to a big plate of chicken fried brains sloshing around in your head this morning, just watch the Botiful robot video. We even put it at the beginning of the writeup this time for those who, like us...

iPlunge Phone Stand

$7.51 from Amazon »

There is not a doubt in my mind that this is made for guys who masturbate while watching porn on their iPhones. And why not?...