Gear

Le Slide - Add 2 Modular Screens to Your Laptop

$399 - $999 Le Slide »

Slidenjoy's Le Slide modular modular laptop screens somehow make threesomes work-appropriate productivity enhancers, without sacrificing any of their sexiness. The pair of add-on screens affix to the back of most any...

12" Saber Claws - Karambit Swing Blades

Discontinued

Formidable Saber Claws individually, but when the forces of these powerful 12" karambit swing blades join, they form the mighty Voltron! A precious heart!...

The Deer Bong

$24.99 The Deer Bong »

Oh beer, where'd I put my deer bong? Whoops! I mean, oh dear, where'd I put my...hey, on second thought...

Ferret Hoodie

$9.33 Amazon »

A Ferret Hoodie! Problem solved! Now everyone will know your pet ferret is just as casual, chill, and stoned as you are. However, it is definitely not a piece of ferret fashion suitable for Mr. Kimble's little polecat...

Shoulderpod S2 Handle Grip for Smartphones

$74.49 Amazon »

The Shoulderpod S2 has my thumbs up for smartphone camera handle grip based purely on the fact that it looks like the grip on my favorite fishing rod. So it will probably feel almost as good to hold the S2 to photograph...

HeadLimes Clip-On Citrus Squeezers

$14.99 Amazon »

HeadLimes, citrus squeezers you can clip onto your beverage bottle, glass, or plastic cup, seem like they could make a Top 20 list of the year's most unnecessary inventions. Is it really that hard to use your fingers...

The Chiller Iceless Beverage Cooler

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Triple-fist it and keep all 3 of your drinks icy cold with The Chiller. Described as a "portable beverage refrigerator" The Chiller's walls are lined with gel that, when frozen overnight, creates a koozie of cold that...

Under Desk Hammock

The Under Desk Hammock from Uplift Desk certainly solves the problems of how and where to take a nap at work. As for the why - you'll have to justify that one yourself...

WineBlock Red Wine Stain Preventing Lip & Teeth Balm

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Wine-stained teeth - and clothes, and carpets - have plenty of products focused on them, and the removal of the red devil from those places that make it a buzzkill. WineBlock sets itself apart as a prevention of, rather...

PEGASI 2 - SAD Light Therapy Glasses

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The last day of summer is a sad day for everyone, but for some, that transition into fall, and then the gloom of winter, is even sadder. SAD sadder. PEGASI's second edition Smart Light Therapy Glasses endeavor to help...

The Thinking Egg Mindfulness Tool

$16 Amazon »

You want how much for an egg? It's not even full-size, and won't make a single Benedict. It can't double as a personal pleasure device either. And despite being called The Thinking Egg, this oblong palm buddy can't think...

OP-1 Portable Synthesizer

$1,374.42 Amazon »

When it comes to synthesizers, the OP-1 is a portable powerhouse...that you'll pay for. The mini synth from Teenage Engineering is a hefty investment for budding DJs, musicians, and music producers, but one that will...

Pelican Dayventure Sling Cooler

$179.95 Amazon »

Pelican coolers are always heavy-duty, but most of them are also usually heavy-heavy. The Pelican Dayventure Sling Cooler reduces the grandaddy versions' size and weight, plus trades in their hard shells for a puncture-resistant...

Chubby Buttons Bluetooth Music Remote

$79.99 Amazon »

Sometimes a little chub can come in handy. Chubby Buttons is an easy-touch Bluetooth music remote. Wearable, stickable, clickable, and water-resistant, the oversized buttons let you control your audio without digging...

Snap Crack & Pop Amplifier Cereal Bowl

Snap, Crackle, Pop become SNAP! CRACKLE! POP! in Dominic Wilcox's Snap Crack & Pop Amplifier Cereal Bowl. Wilcox developed the high-decibel dish in response to a challenge from Kellogg's several years ago. The asked him...

Coca-Cola Hot Dog Steamer & Bun Warmer

$54.34 Amazon »

Hot diggity-dog, with a Coca-Cola on the side. Though you'll have to buy the sodie separately, the Coca-Cola Hot Dog Steamer & Bun Warmer more than makes up for what it lacks in Coke reservoirs with a giant lower tray...

Human True Wireless Over-Ear Headphones

$259 - $399 HUMAN »

Human's true wireless over-ear headphones are kinda funny lookin'. Like high-tech panda bear ears. But I thought Bluetooth earpieces, and then bone conduction headphones, and then AirPods were funny lookin' when they...

Langogo Pocket AI Translator with Global WiFi Hotspot

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Langogo is a handheld instant two-way translator for travels and Tinder dates where you know you're going to hit a language and communication barrier*. Langogo provides translation across 105 languages, including against...

Rhythmo DIY BeatBox

Cardboard goes from breakdancing dance mat to breakdancing beat maker with Rhythmo's forthcoming BeatBox. The DIY music maker is designed for budding producers and DJs who don't yet have the skills or cash to invest in...

Pet Gazebo Dog Kennel

$117.49 - $459.99 Amazon »

Dog life in the kennel gets an upgrade with the Pet Gazebo. Well, an upgrade for the humans who have to look at a cage in their backyard or living room, anyway. Advantek's foldable pet dens provide a more "modern" solution...

G2T Electric Scarf Neck Cooler & Warmer

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Melting in the scorching heat of summer? The G2T Electric Scarf is your wearable air conditioner, able to pump out a swirling breeze up to 27 degrees F lower than the ambient temperature. Nevermind that it looks like...

Coffee Pot Mug

$24.97 Amazon »

Hey, this mini coffee pot mug looks like what I want to do with the full-size coffee pot every morning! Called the Cupa Joe, Barbuzzo's shrunken version of the classic brewer's vessel is a spot-on replica, with the exception...

Testicuzzi - Jacuzzi for the Nuts

$69.69 - $10k Testicuzzi »

Sadly - or maybe thankfully? - there are no photos of the Testicuzzi in action. At least not any this jacuzzi for the nuts' makers have published publicly. But one look at the empty hot tub - its contoured rim, its dual...

Bose SoundWear Companion Wireless Wearable Speaker

$295 Amazon »

Had it up to your ears with all the headphones and earbuds on the market? Bose has your back. Or rather, your neck. In addition to their recent foray into eyewear with the Bose Frames open-ear audio sunglasses, the company...