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The World's Smallest Camera

This is the world's smallest digital camera, measuring just over one inch in all dimensions and weighing only half an ounce. Perfect for people with tiny fingers, the camera appears to require Lilliputian agility, yet...

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Deer Antler Brass Knuckles


Nothing says you mean business in a fight (or life) like a set of deer antlers fashioned into brass knuckles gripped loosely in an open hand. I think just wearing them is enough to deliver a firm message. What that message...

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MakerBot Thing-O-Matic 3D Printer Kit

$1,299 from Makerbot »

If you're not familiar with 3D printers yet, it's time to start familiarizing yourself. A 3D printer actually "prints" an object you design on your computer by laying down successive layers of material. This offers the...

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Programmable Tattoo System

$149.99 from ThinkGeek »

NOTE: To everyone who keeps emailing us to reveal "the truth" about this product, please conserve your time and effort; trust us, we are well aware of the month and day on which ThinkGeek released their groundbreaking...

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Mr. Potato Batman

$35 from Society 6 »

After years of protecting the ungrateful citizens of Gotham, Batman has thrown in the towel. Depicted here on this iPhone cover is the last photo taken of the once heroic superhero well after the wheels had already come...

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Rainbow In My Room

$13.99 from Amazon »

For the people who hope for unrealistic things dreamers among us, this cool little light machine sits on just about any flat surface and sends a rainbow flying across your room. Pot of gold sold separately....

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DIY Guitar Pick Punch

$19.95 from Amazon »

You gotta cut up those old credit cards anyway right? Or what? Your identity will surely be stolen and you'll lose your girlfriend and probably be shunned. Instead, make cool guitar picks and avoid shunning with this...

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16GB Steampunk USB Flash Drive

$220 from Etsy »

The Admiral is the latest and greatest in a long line of Steampunk USB drives from Will Rockwell. With a case of polished ziracote wood, brass tubing, a tiny boiler, and detailed gauge, The Admiral presents the essence...

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Megaphone iPhone Amplifier

$399 from Enandis »

This looks like one of those things old men from the days of yore used to stick in their waxy ears so they could hear. In yet another reverse technological miracle, this is a perfect iPhone amplifier. Before you know...

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Limited Edition Polaroid SX-70

$350 from Photo Jojo »

Forget the ease of use, amazing quality, instant feedback and unlimited storage of today's modern digital cameras. Now that we've fully entered "the future", we long for things from the past. And what better to remind...

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Insane Suitcase Stickers

$25 from The Cheeky »

Great way to draw attention to yourself in airports. Not only from other travelers, but the TSA, and law enforcement as well. If you love people staring at you, or just love attention in general, then these are perfect!...

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Steampunk iRetrofone

$350 from Etsy »

The iRetrofone Base is a fully-functional, stationary iPhone dock with working handset and complete compatibility with USB cable. Each individual iRetrofone is hand-sculpted and hand-cast in urethane resin. Designed to...

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The Avengers Desk

Totally awesome Avengers movie-themed hand crafted one of a kind piece of furniture art. Fully equipped with a set of "trick arrows" under glass to represent Hawkeye, and a "gamma chamber" with a heavy-duty door for...

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U-Socket USB Wallplug

$24.99 from ThinkGeek »

No dongles required! The USB wall outlet does one thing... and that's makes sense. Why rely on your computer or a dongle to convert to a normal wall outlet to recharge your crappy cell phone battery every 4 hours? And...

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Inkling - Sketch to Digital

$219.99 from Amazon »

Great tool for taking your mindless "on the telephone" doodles and converting them to digital masterpieces. Designed for rough concepting and creative brainstorming, Inkling is ideal for the front end of the creative...

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Working Pip-Boy 3000

The electronic Personal Information Processor (PIP) manufactured by RobCo Industries in Fallout 3 and Fallout: New Vegas is now a viable acquisition to your non-gaming, non-digitized, biological life. Which is not only...

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Crawling Halloween Monster Hand

$24 from Grandin Road »

Scare the shit bejeezus out of all the little runt trick-or-treaters who have the audacity to ring your bell without a good joke with this amazingly realistic crawling hand. Part Game of Thrones, part The Addams Family...

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M&M Headphones

Once you put these things in your ears, you want be able to stop putting them in your ears until you feel sick to your ears. You can't listen to just one song with these headphones. They're addictive. I'm craving them...

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Liquid Ass

$9.23 from Amazon »

Finally. After years of research and millions of dollars in funding, we've found a way to capture that amazing ass smell in the form of a liquid to spray all over our enemies unsuspecting friends before they leave for...

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Steampunk USB Flash Drive

$215 from Etsy »

This is 8 GB of steam powered awesomeness. Made with brass, copper, glass and watch parts, the interior glows blue while plugged in. The scoop on the tail flashes red while transferring data....

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Iron Reaver Finger Claw

$10.76 from Amazon »

The real question is... can you wear one of these out in public? These are sharp, flexible and the perfect finishing touch to a catwoman outfit. Or they'd be great for slicing up intruders that break in your apartment...

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R2D2 Helmet

If they're gonna make us wear helmets when we ride our bikes, then we might as well make a powerful fashion statement while following their rules. Enter the R2D2 helmet. Girl has some skills. Pretty cute too....

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Bacon Band Aids

$8.58 from Amazon »

It's a well known fact that placing a cold slab of meat over the source of your boo boos helps with the healing process. Get these, keep them in the freezer, and slab them over your paper cuts, scrapes, burns and bullet...

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Steampunk Insects

These are so intricately made and real looking that I would not keep them in your bedroom at night. Why? Have you ever seen Starship Troopers? These things are great candidates to come alive at night and launch a full...

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Recycled Mail Sack iPad Case

I personally like to let my devices roam naked, but if I were gonna purchase something to make my device bulkier and larger for no reason (my hands work fine for not dropping things) this would be it. I just like that...

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Mini Fire Extinguisher Lighter

$5.89 from Amazon »

I don't know if this is a work of art or a tool to help give you cancer. Either way, it's pretty powerful. And pretty ironic. I'm thinking about picking up a couple of these myself and giving them away to all of my smoker...

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Rotring 600 Drafting Pencil

$33 from Jet Pens »

There is nothing better than knowing you're writing down your daily to do list (probably the same damn stuff you wrote down the day before, and before that) with a superior writing instrument. And that's exactly what...

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Dunhill Silver Turbo Sport Series Lighter

Sold Out from Amazon »

The Rolls Royce of lighters. If you're anything like me (and you're probably not) you lose lighters as quickly as you buy them. But, I have a feeling if you drop close to 5 bills on this beauty, you're gonna make damn...

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The World's Most Powerful Laser

$299.95 from »

If bat shit looked like 1000mW of ice-blue lightning, the S3 Spyder III Arctic Laser would be the physical manifestation of bat shit crazy. As it stands, the world's most powerful laser is just fuckin' nuts. Wicked Lasers'...

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Camera Lens Coffee Mug

$15.20 from Amazon »

Yes, this is actually a coffee mug. I'll grant you, it is very detailed and looks just like a camera lens, but it really is a coffee mug. It is NOT a camera lens. Don't buy this and complain to me that the photo quality...

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Gameboy iPhone Cover

$17.99 from »

This is pretty badass and very well made. The iPWN! Case for iPhone 4 fits AT&T models perfectly and you'll surely be the only person you know that has one... unless you know a bunch of other geeks....

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iPlunge Phone Stand

$15.65 from Amazon »

There is not a doubt in my mind that this is made for guys who masturbate while watching porn on their iPhones. And why not?...