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DYMO LabelWriter

By: on August 08, 2014
$68.86
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Seinfeld jokes aside, the DYMO LabelWriter is a golden machine. As those of you who have received Mystery Boxes and Dude Salud packages from us can attest, I use mine with reckless abandon. Whether they're address, shipping, file folder, or barcode labels, or "You park like an A-hole" stickers for the driver's side window of cars that take up two spots...my DYMO 450 can spit out 51 tabs per minute.

And, yeah, if someone gives you one for Christmas or to say sorry for making out with your sister, the label maker is also great for re-gifting.

The DYMO LabelWriter 450 uses thermal printing technology to create labels, so no ink or toner is required. It can print directly from Word, Excel, Outlook, QuickBooks, or other Mac/PC software onto easy-peel split-back tabs 1/4", 3/8", or 1/2" in size. Included DYMO Stamps software also enables setup to print USPS-approved postage from a desktop without fees, contracts, or monthly commitments. The device itself is 10.625" long x 5.562" wide by 6.5" high.

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