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Skull Microphones

By: on March 25, 2017

This place is dead. But if you're into the types of bands that rock out through skull microphones, dead could be a good thing. Last week we saw steel human head bones tossed into the fire as logs. Now Von Erickson Laboratories readies its own sinister metal skulls--and vertebrae!--for staking on top of mic stands, where they'll add that final touch of Awwww yeah! to your studio recordings, live shows, and the wedding of your best friend to a black-hearted beast with horse teeth that you somehow got roped into officiating.

Skull Microphones come in Bright Chrome, Dark Chrome, and Satin Gun Metal.

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