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Here One Wireless Smart Earbuds

By: on May 26, 2017
$349.99
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Listen up! Or, put on a pair of Here One earbuds and drown out my babbling with their smart noise cancellation and wireless audio streaming systems. Here One says their the first earbuds of their kind able to incorporate:

  • Smart Noise Cancellation that can either tune out surrounding audio pollution, or amplify sound to keep you alert to your surroundings, the latter even while you're listening to music (a nice feature for runners and cyclists.)
  • Premium Audio for streaming music and taking calls wire- and neckband-free.
  • Voice Amplification to help you hear better in loud restaurants and public places (a nice feature for old people who refuse to wear a hearing aid, but would maybe wear some earbuds called Here One that all the cool kids are wearing too.)

Hear Ones, available in black or white, operate with touch controls or a paired app. The app also delivers regular firmware updates to the earbuds when new features and personalized experiences are perfected. Battery life is up to 2 hours of audio streaming per charge, and up to 8 hours of audio streaming when you use the Hear Ones in their included portable charging case.

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