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AeroBull Speakers

By: on May 08, 2017
$699 - $1,999
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Jarre loves them some funky speakers (remember the AeroTwist?) Their AeroBulls go canine with sound system design, turning French bulldogs into in-house HD and rechargeable travel speakers whose bark, I'd imagine, far outblasts their bite.

AeroBull HD speakers are a 2.1 stereo system with 2 front drivers and a low-turbulence ported subwoofer that combine to, uh, woof out 120 watts of power. They connect via Bluetooth 4.2 or a 3.4mm line to any smartphone, tablet, or plug-in audio source. And they come with a milkbone remote control.

For scaled down pooch playin', Jarre's AeroBull XS1 is less than half the size of the HD, a true lapdog that can accompany you wherever you need your pet jams at your side. It has the same 2.1 stereo sound and 120W power.

For 2017 Jarre was offering free product shipping until Mother's Day, but I'm not sure how suitable (and affordable) of a gift an AeroBull would be for your mama. You might have better luck finding a gift for her here.

Muchas danke to The Awesomer.

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