The Levitron
The Levitron? Sweet. Someone is selling a 0-gravity amusement park ride. I bet you sit on the hovering black disc and try not to get bucked off as it bounces and spins wildly, right? And for only $99.99, you could probably get a couple of them for head-to-head...wait, what's that in the demo video? A baseball? An apple?! The Levitron is just a glorified display case for trinkets and fall produce? Yep. For less than $100, all the laws of electromagnetism will currently allow is a 2" disc for showing off your prized possessions weighing 12 ounces or less. So get ready to mount those collectible action figures, the photo of Steve in the Jobs family garage, and what's left of your life savings after taxes, student loans, that weekend in Vegas when you mistakenly thought you were good at poker, and the purchase of the Levitron.
Zerobody Anti-Gravity Bed
The Zerobody is a sensory deprivation float tank that removes the one major P in the A side effect of floating: getting wet. (True, drowning is kind of a pain too, but most of these tanks have only about a foot of water...
Inflatable Floating Bathtub
Bathtime anytime! This portable inflatable bathtub fills up for sudsing up in front of the TV, outside the RV, even on the lake. Because, yes, it also floats. And with a zip-up top cover to keep the water warm, built-in...
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Inflatable Beach Ball Underwear
All you need to stay afloat this summer is a pair of Inflatable Beach Ball Underwear! A swimsuit and life raft in one!...
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Modpools - Shipping Container Swimming Pools
Rather the seal him inside a shipping container bound for Abu Dhabi, why not fill that shipping container with water and let Odie dog paddle around inside it with you this summer? Dig up a big hole in your backyard, and...
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Pool Punisher Inflatable Tank with Water Cannon
The Pool Punisher reminds us there are pool floats that mean pool floatin', and pool floats that mean pool business. And this inflatable tank with a built-in water cannon means pool business. The giant pool toy does a...
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Butt Buoys
Were these sweet (cheeked) Butt Buoys used in the making of Weekend at Bernie's? If not, they should have been. Ahhh, nothing screams 80s class louder than a PVC anchor marker fashioned in the shape of an inverted lady's...
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Anthenea Solar-Powered Floating Pod Suite
The Anthenea, now that's what I call an apodment. This luxe floating suite is a solar-powered, eco-friendly retreat for the very rich, and oceanfront hotels and resorts serving the very rich...
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i-sopod Sensory Deprivation Float Tank
I used to have a membership to a sensory deprivation tank club (because I am both fancy and bored). What happens is you go into a private room, get naked, and then climb in these completely enclosed, completely pitch...
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Hammocraft Floating Hammock Frames
Lazy afternoon in the hammock meets float trip with a coupla coolers of beer and 3 of your best friends. Grab the Bud Light Lime, call Cornelius, Victor, and TJ, and prepare to launch the Hammocraft...
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12 Summer Loungers for In & Out of the Water
Some of these summer loungers are for in the water, some of these summer loungers are for out of the water. And some of these summer loungers are for in and out of the water! Ha! Beat that, winter!...
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Party Bird Island Rafts
What's better than a magic carpet ride? A big magical unicorn pool float. A giant pink flamingo party raft. A huge and handsome floating peacock island. All big enough to bob you and 5 of your best buds around the lake...
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Waterscape Modular Floating Platform
From phones to backpacks, the modular approach clearly isn't just for LEGO anymore. Australian design studio Derlot has created what might be the most lustworthy use of modules yet: Waterscape. Sure, this floating pla