High Resolution Ear Scope
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Don't try to pretend like you don't want a 5x magnified, 13,000 pixel view of your earwax. The EarScope delivers a nearly perfect image of the Q-Tip zone to assist with cleaning or taking sick pleasure in watching a mountain of wax grow inside your canal. Japan Trend Shop points out the tool can also provide visibility in openings and hard-to-reach-places around the house. That sounds like a good idea, sticking something in your ear, and then, like, down the drain or between car seats, and then back in your ear.
EarScopes also include a light with a dimmer, light guide, ear spoon, 20 ear picks, 9V battery, and blister box (for storage). They weigh less than a pound for easy portability. So that you can dig wax out of your ears with equal convenience from home, at the office, in the car, on the beach, anywhere!
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