USB Fragrance Dispenser

By: on March 21, 2012
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Ahhh, I love the smell of EEPROM in the morning. With a few drops of your favorite fragrance oil, and the gentle heat of your top performing USB port, the Scent Drive will emit wafts of olfactory candy primed to make stuffy cubes and the pulsating glow of computer monitors just a little less soul-sucking. Try a zesty citrus scent, and feel turbocharged to go all Martha Stewart on the details of your quarterly report. Or how about a calming lavender to reduce the ire riled by a T1 connection behaving like a dial-up? And at home, when the kids won't log off Facebook, or extract themselves from Call of Duty, we hear a 1 mL melange of ylang-ylang, chamomile, and turkey drippings makes for a no-fail odiferous explosion of Go the F*** to Sleep.

Once dispersal begins, Scent Drive fragrances can span approximately 10 square feet, which should just cover the offensive emissions seeping from the northern and southern orifices of those next to, in front of, and behind you on the airplane. The diffuser's 1 mL capacity keeps noses satiated for 7 days before a refill is needed. Data storage is 4GB, with a reading speed of 13 MB per second, and a writing speed of 10 MB per second. The featured flash drive comes in a mirror finished chrome alloy case.

Yanko Design also carries a data-less version of the Scent Drive, called the AromaUSB, and the Scent Drive corporation's own Website hosts an entire line of cool-looking, sweet-smelling USB designs (though, at publication, the site seemed to be having difficulties with its pricing and online purchasing functions).

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