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Game of Thrones Cases

By: on June 24, 2013
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Well I know which of Geekify's Game of Thrones eReader cases I wouldn't want: House Stark. Jon Snow may be the only literal illegitimate child of the Winterfell clan, but I feel like that whole family is some poooooor bastards. I can't trust them to protect my precious iPad. At best they'd lead me into certain Words with Friends death, and at worst...I'd own the first tablet on earth able to incur multiple knife wounds and spurt blood like Old Faithful. I'll stick with the Targaryens. They may still be down and out, but at least they've given glints of being more Cruise than Travolta in their ability to make and maintain a comeback.

Geekify eReader cases can be fit to any device, provided buyers indicate precise make and model at checkout. In addition to Houses Stark and Targaryen, Game of Thrones sigil options include Houses Lannister, Baratheon, and Martell. Suck it, Greyjoys! Note: I would have said suck it, Arryns, but I'm pretty sure that disturbed little turd Robert would have. Shiver.

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