Condom Wrapper Mouse Pad
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If you're not using a condom while surfing the Internet, you're gonna get pregs. Listen, I know you think it's not gonna happen to you, but sometimes you get carried away with a good video and before you know it, you're pregnant. Practice safe surfing with this condom wrapper mouse pad.
Galactic Cap Just-the-Tip Condom
"The Galactic Cap is a condom men will want to wear and their partners will love. A better alternative, it will increase condom use and promote healthier sex." Want to wear? Partners will love? Well. Considering this...
Bimek SLV - The Sperm Switch (NSFW)
Condoms or Dr. Snip. It's slim pickin's for dudes in the contraception department. And condoms are kinda lame due to the whole desensitization thing. And a vasectomy is kinda lame due to the whole sterilization thing...
Bacon Condoms
Bill Gates, you put out an open call. You asked for the "next generation" in condoms. A design that will revolutionize safe sex practices by making the peen sheaths more desirable to wear. Men and birth control in third...
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myONE Perfect Fit Condoms
If the shoe fits...why shouldn't the condom? myONE Perfect Fit Condoms aren't custom-sized condoms, per se, but with 10 lengths, 9 widths, and 60 total sizes available, taking 15 seconds to line up your ruler like so...
i.Con Smart Condom Penis Tracker
British Condoms' i.Con isn't the first sexual fitness tracker to make the rounds in the UK--back in 2014 Bondara teased, but then never released the SexFit. At printing, i.Con was doing the same. Teasing your eager overachiever...
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Shibari Lube Launcher
The Shinbari Lube Launcher. XL. In blue. That's seven-and-a-half inches of long and strong silicone jelly (or even, according to one reviewer, organic coconut oil) reservoir ready to facilitate pleasure and alleviate...
Poundtown Condom
In case there was any confusion, Poundtown Condom vendor Say It with a Condom specifies this particular latex shroud is for "anyone who's a Poundtown regular, or is coming for the first time." Haha, get it? There are...
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EveryDate Carry: What Guys Should Bring on a First Date
You want the short and sweet version of what every guy should bring on a first date? Whether a Tinder date or a blind date, a casual coffee date or a romantic dinner, a highly anticipated rendezvous or a pity date with...
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Uberlube Luxury Lubricant
Since the self-driving car and going public things haven't worked out so well for Uber, they've decided to diversify with a foray into the personal lubricant business. Uberlube, a luxury lubricant for discerning "ridesharers,"...
I Will Not Be Your Father Condom
Nice. A condom to carry my message to all the unborn children in the world. Attention would-be zygotes! I WILL NOT BE YOUR FATHER!...
Go F Yourself Condom Card
I can think of many people to whom I'd like to send a Go F Yourself card (complete with packaged condom for carrying out the act!) but one dude stands out like a glowing beacon bobbing amidst the sea of the rest. How...
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Blade Hawks RGB Extended Gaming Mouse Pad
What happened to the days when all kids wanted for Christmas was their 2 front teeth? Now it's video games, gaming consoles, game controllers, and, for those who know their Uncle Dude isn't spending more than $30 on them...