8-Bit Flash Drive Keychains

By: on September 14, 2014
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Hand-carved with classic 8-bit game controllers, and personalized with a name...or your record Tetris score...by request, these 4GB USB flash drives will keep nostalgia close to your heart, and your keys close at hand. The keychains are all made in Texas from eco-friendly bamboo, a resource that looks just as cool Mario with Fire Power but is infinitely more sustainable.

Etsy vendor mini-Fab will engrave the 8-bit Nintendo, SNES, and Game Boy flash drives per buyers' requests for no additional fee.

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